Ok, so I have this app in which you put out all these toy s and food to attract cats into your yard so you can take pictures of them and put them in an album (don't question it, it's addicting and adorable)
BUT today I found something CRAZY. No, not crazy it's, it's... * looks up on the Internet for a word more descriptive than crazy*... It's uh...
It's.. Oh wait hold up now. There's a google definition for batpoop(the actual word uses stronger language)? It's means "completely mad or crazy". Hm... So yeah.
WHAT I FOUND IS COMPLETE BATPOOP!
Look, in the bottom right corner!

This cat killed the mouse toy! 
There is a cosplaying cat in my yard!
Since when were furries involved in this!?
...his name is Senor Don Gato... Well, Senor Don Gato... Good, good for you being your own self and standing out from the normal cats. See, you do learn stuff from playing video games, be yourself...