Me: And we're back everyone! And today we have a lot of dares!

Lil Petey: Sweet!!!

Me: Okay, here we go:

Me: Who do you think deserves the best and the worst?

Dog Man: I think Lil Petey and Petey deserve the best. And the worst? Maybe Petey's dad or the FLEAS? They did frame me... but Grampa did hurt Petey as a kid and adult... this is hard.

Petey: Lil Petey. And for the worst, easily my dad. Hate saying that he is.

Lil Petey: Papa and Dog Man! Oh, and Chief, Sarah, and Yolay! Oh, and Flippy and Molly! And the other tadpoles! And I don't think anyone deserves the worst, but I don't really like Piggy from the FLEAS, he was kinda mean. So maybe him? Oh, wait, no, those 2 mean cops >:(

Chief: The best? Well, Dog Man, Sarah, and Nurse Lady. I don't really know who should get the worst, either the FLEAS or Petey's dad.

Sarah: Yolay and Dog Man. For the worst? The FLEAS. 

Yolay: Sarah, Dog Man, and Lil Petey. And for the worst... that movie director when we made the Dog Man movie.

Nurse Lady: For the best, maybe Chief, Dog Man, and all my patients at the hospital. And for the worst, I don't really know.

Me: Nice.

(I hate Chromebooks)

Me: Yolay, cut your hair.

Yolay: Why?

Me: Because Aestriot told you to.

Yolay: Fine :,)

Yolay: *cuts her hair until it's the length of a short bob cut*

(  Like this for reference:  )

(Bro she's a Karen now 😭😭😭

anyway)

Yolay: I look like a Karen :,<

Sarah: I think it look cute :)

Yolay: I like this hair cut :)

Me: sus.

Me: anyway, next question...

(Casually forgets my chromebook is touch screen)

Me: Dog Man, what's your relationship with Petey?

Dog Man: Well I would say we're really good friends :)

Petey: ok

Me: Here's the next two, and I'll add Petey's Mom and Grampa for them.

Grampa and Sydney: *pop into existence*

Me: Hi Sydney! Oh, and grampa  >:( 

Grampa: Did your parents ever teach you respect?

Sydney/Petey's mom: Don't be mean! And did your parents ever teach YOU respect!?

Grampa: Me!? Your the one starting the argument over here!

Sydney and Grampa: *proceed to fight with Grampa like a child*

Me: Guys, stop! You're giving Petey a panic attack!

Petey: *rocking curled up ball trying not to resurface the traumatic memories from his childhood*

Lil Petey: *confused*

Dog Man: *trying to calm Petey down*

Me: Anyway... Sydney, if you knew what Grampa was going to do in the future, would you still have married him?

Sydney: That's a good question. But if I knew, I would have waited longer to have Petey and done some things differently, but great question beautiful asker! Now, I need to do something... *walks over to Petey and comforts him like an amazing mom*

Me: *smacks Aextriot in the face with the love of Sydney*

Me: anyway...

Me: Grampa, here's one for you. Did you ever have second thoughts about leaving?

Grampa: If I'm going to be honest, I did for a minute. But I then made up my mind to leave, which was the right decision. 

Me: Right... 

Me: aNyWaY

Me: Who do you guys want to see as a child?

Lil Petey: I am a child.

Dog Man: hmmmmMMMMmMMMmmMMMMMMmMMmMMMmm....

I don't know.

Lil Petey: I wanna see some more flashbacks of Papa as a child :D

Me: Anyone else want to see someone a a child?

*silence*

Me: oka-

Yolay: wAIT.

Yolay: Dog Man.

Sarah: :0

Me: Okay. 

Petey who just realized everything: Wait what?

*Petey and Dog Man randomly turn into children and I really need help.*

(I didn't make Dog Man in Gacha Club so I'll ask someone else to make him as a child, lol- :,) )

LP and Petey:

Dog Man (I made him in gacha club lol):

(I put normal Dog Man there for size comparison lol)

Lil Petey: Papa, why do you have a bandage of your head?

Petey: I don't want to talk about it, ok kid?

Sarah: Dog Man :0 Anyway, are there anymore things we have to do?

Me: in a matter of fact, there is! And it's for Dog Man!

Dog Man: Cool!

Me: Do your parents not care that you were in a bomb? Where are they? (I wasn't about to screen shot something else and wait 6 minutes for it to load onto wattpad I'm tired okay)

Dog Man: Well, I don't really remember my parents. Since, you know, I am technically two people in one. I'm pretty sure Knight's parents cared, but since Greg was a dog and probably got adopted and left his parents, I don't think they cared since they didn't even know.

Me: Cool!

Me: Anyway, it's April 12th at 10:57 pm and nobody's responded to making Dog Man as a child in gacha club, so I'm gonna do that and post this after I make him. Bye everyone!

---Update: it's now 11:23 and I made Dog Man in gacha club.

I'm about to pass out bye everyone