yes very "normal" argument.

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Grandpa: Hey, I've always wondered about "Lil Petey", who's his mom?

Petey: None of your business.

Grandpa: Then I'll go ask him myself!

Petey: You don't have to, you'll just get him confused.

Grandpa: Or do you not want him to know?

Petey: *sigh* Hey, it doesn't matter, and plus, he's busy!

*Grandpa looks over to see Lil Petey playing with Dog Man*

Grandpa: Huh, he seems to really like that stupid man-dog thing.

Petey: Well, he's not stupid, he's kinda smart for a dog, but yeah he's pretty stupid.

Grandpa: Ugh, don't tell me your his friend too!

Petey: What!? No!

*Dog Man walks over with Lil Petey*

Dog Man: Hey guys!

Petey: Hey.

Lil Petey: Hi papa!

Grandpa: (to himself) nows my chance.

*Grandpa bends down so Lil Petey can hear him (?)*

Grandpa: Hey kid, who's your mom?

Petey: *puts his paw on his face*

Lil Petey: Well, Dog Man is kinda my mom!

Grandpa: !?

Grandpa: A male cat and a dog-man thing can't raise a kid!

Petey: *breaths in* I know, and we are not raising a kid. He's with me during the week and Dog Man on the weekends.

Petey: *whispering so Lil Petey doesn't hear* And plus, I'd rather hate him than "love" him.

*Petey puts hand quotes as he says "love" *

Dog Man: Yeah, what he said.

*Dog Man was a little hurt by that comment, but he didn't show it.*

Grandpa: Well I'm leaving! *walks away with Karen supremacy*

Petey: Hey, kid, why don't you run off and bother Chief and Sarah.

Lil Petey: Okay! *runs off*

Petey: Hey, by the way, I didn't really mean what I said, it was just to get him off my back.

Dog Man: *perks up a bit* Oh, it's fine. Anyway, wanna go catch up to Lil Petey?

Petey: Uh, sure.

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Okay I'm done! This took forever, mostly because of the idea!

Anyway, if you like Unikitty and want to ask/dare them, check out my latest book! (please I need people to ask dares)

ok bye