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Cozmo: Welcome back
Petey: Can Li'l Petey be back yet?
Cozmo: Sure
Cozmo: *snaps fingers*
LP: *comes back all shaking and terrified*
Petey: Li'l Petey! What happened!? Cozmo, what did you do!? What did he watch!?
Cozmo: a horror show
Dog Man: Ruff bark woof!? -"Why did you make a 4 year old watch a horror show!?"-
Cozmo: Well, he wanted to. Anyway, here LP:
LP: I- the blood- and Chrissy- Billy- B-Bob-
Yolay: waht
LP: THEY KILLED ALEXIE-
Cozmo: Don't you dare say his name. Kids giving me PTSD. Anyways, here some more by Aextriot:
Piggy: who?
Petey: I beg you not.
Flat Petey: *pops into reality*
Flat Petey: Oh my gosh, I'm finally free from those sissors! *laughs like an insane maniac*
Cozmo: oh my gosh it's our lord
Flat Petey: What? Also, where am I? And why are they here!? *points to the group of people, but not the F.L.E.A.S.*
Cozmo: You're here to play Ask Or Dare! I really should make this "Talk to the dog man characters like weirdos or dare".. anyways, we have a commission for you, Flat Petey!
FP: Ok..?
Cozmo: Flat Petey, drink a sandwich.
FP: How do you drink a sandwich..? Also, I can't eat, so.. yeah..
Cozmo: Do it for the reference to the Flat Petey Returns fanfic.
NL: Fanfic- what-
FP: Well, I need a sandwich, and there are none. Even if I did, I wouldn't even be able to.
Cozmo: *Gives Flat Petey a sandwich out of nowhere*
Cozmo: now drink it.
FP: Wha-?
Cozmo: now.
FP: o-ok..? *Starts to eat the sandwich*
Sarah: What is happening..?
Cozmo: I said to drink it, but I can see you're too stupid to understand.
FP: hey!
Cozmo: Anyway, next commission:
Petey: What? No. If anything, I wouldn't work for Flat Petey,even if it was for a small thing, like helping him move furniture or something. Also, why would you even ask that?
Cozmo: *nervous sweating* Um, yea, who would roleplay that, hahaha-
Petey: Roleplay? I said ask, not roleplay.
Yolay: What did you do?
Cozmo: Nothing, on to the next commission:
Chief: Thanks :) you're cool too!
Cozmo: ok uhh next oneeeeee kswhkdhajsh:
Grampa: Ok, well, um, that's good to hear-
Cozmo: Aexpa. Gramtriot. Graextiot-
Petey: What are you saying?
Cozmo: Ship names.
Grampa: What's a "ship"???? Do you mean like a type of boat???
Sarah: Don't tell be you're shipping Aextiot and Grampa...
Grampa: Is anyone going to answer my question??????
Cozmo: No. Next one, and this one is from Auburn_Cat043:
Piggy: Wha' does "RS!" mean?
Cozmo: Roleswap
Flat Petey: So it's like some people are switched?
Cozmo: Yeah! Petey and Flippy are switched, and I'm too lazy to tell the rest.
Petey: Oh, cool. Are we going, to like, meet them, or?
Cozmo: Yep!
Cozmo: *snaps his fingers*
*RS! Flippy, Li'l Flippy, and Petey fall from the sky*
RS! Flippy: Ow-
LP: Hi :)
RS! Li'l Flippy: :0 Hi! :D
Petey: So, you guys are from a different universe?
RS! Petey: Who are you? Why do you look like me?
Cozmo: Because he is you.
RS! Petey: But, I'm me?
Cozmo: he's you from a different universe, weirdo.
RS! Petey: oh
Yolay: So you and Flippy are switched?
Petey: I guess.
Sarah: Wait, au Petey, I have a question.
RS! Petey: Hm?
Sarah: Did you still save 22 tadpoles, or are they other animals?
RS! Petey: Oh, you mean the 21 raccoons and Molly the rat?
LP: They're raccoons now and Molly's a rat? :000
RS! LF: Yea! :D
Cozmo: Ok, does anyone have anymore questions?
NL: Yea, who am I switched with?
RS! Flippy: What's your name?
NL: Nurse Lady, but my real name's Genie.
RS! Flippy: Oh, you're an actor. You sorta look like her *Flippy points to Yolay*
Yolay: Woah, cool, it's like we're switched! Wait- *LS flashbacks*
RS! LF: You look more like the Donut Shop Lady than the nurse.
Sarah: Does the nurse have red hair?
RS! LF: yea, how'd you know?
Sarah: *turns to Yolay* You must have been swapped with the Donut Shop Lady, then.
Yolay: Cool, so I sell Donuts? Nice.
Cozmo: Ok, anymore questions?
Chief: No, I don't think so.
Cozmo: Ok, everyone say goodbye.
LP: bye :)
Cozmo: *snaps her fingers and the RS! peeps leave*
(I'm sorry if I got anything wrong, Aub, I forget most of the lore sksjsks)
Cozmo: Ok, so we have one more and it's by Auburn_Cat043:
Petey: Oh, um, thank you! That means a lot :)
Grampa: How come he gets a compliment?
Cozmo: You got one last chapter, deal with it!
Cozmo: Anyways, that's it for today! Byeeeeee
Cozmo: also thank Auburn_Cat043 for forcing me to write this chapter today dhsksgsjdjj
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