Me: Well, welcome back!

Me: Today we have one dare, and that's for me to write in perfect grammar. 

Me: Anyway, I'm going to have you all do something that I said at the end of chapter 5 that I was going to do it in chapter 6... 

Me: But I never even thought about it... until someone brought it up.

Petey: Just say it already. They probably went to chapter 5 to look at what you said.

Me: I'm going to have you all react to incorrect quotes.

Li'l Petey: Cool! But, uh, what are "Incorrect Quotes?"

Me: Just what it's called, it's a quote/sentence/scenario from another fandom that people put characters from another fandom in places of those characters! 

Me: I tried to be as subtle as possible because the Google definition is to "smart-like" for my little dumb brain: "Incorrect Quotes are a type of fannish short work that quotes characters from one fandom saying dialogue from some other fandom, or from another piece of media such as a well-known Vine, song, or meme."

Chief: So, are we gonna react yet?

Me: Yep, here's the first one! Just saying, these might not be totally accurate and I changed some. Also I took out all the swears (in the one that might have had any).

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Dog Man: Petey, I sense hostility.
Petey: Good, because I hate you.
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Sarah: That was really harsh.

Dog Man: Yeah. >:(

Petey: Well I didn't actually say it.'

Me: Next one!

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Piggy: Petey, I rebuke thee! I rebuke thee!
Petey: Rebuke? Is that a word?
Piggy: You have all invoked my fury! You will all pay recompense for your transgressions!
Petey : What, you got like a word-a-day calendar or something?
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Sarah: Why do I see this happening.

Petey: This makes me seem dumb.

Chief: Because you are.

Me: Next!

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Grampa: Stop failing.
Petey: Don't tell me what to do! I'll fail right now!
Petey: *Succeeds*
Petey: Dang it!
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Petey: I like making him angry.

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Lil Petey: frick
Dog Man: WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT WORD
Petey: It's not even a swear word
Dog Man: STILL-
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Me: Ah, the quote I made up in the Dog Man randomness book on page one.

Petey: I can confirm that this is very accurate.

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Chief: Time for plan G.
Petey: Don't you mean plan B?
Chief: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Sarah: What about plan D?
Chief: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Li'l Petey: What about plan E?
Chief: I'm hoping not to use it. Dog Man dies in plan E.
Petey: I like plan E.
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Lil Petey: I don't want Dog Man to die. :(

Sarah: Why was this one was kind of funny-

Dog Man: I feel threatened. 

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-From the earlier books before Lil Petey-

Dog Man: Can you be quiet?! I'm trying to think.
Petey: Don't worry. Doing anything for the first time is difficult.
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Yolay: When will there be any with me in it. *crying noises*

Petey: This one was funny.

Sarah: Not surprising.

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Nurse Lady: Well, remember when Chief made a romantic dinner for me?
Petey: He microwaved you a pizza.
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Chief: It was very romantic.

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Lil Petey: *eating a cinnamon roll*
Dog Man: Cannibalism.
Lil Petey: *confused chewing noises*
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Lil Petey: I don't get that one.

Yolay: Well simply because you are a cinnamon bun.

Lil Petey: *confusion intensifies*

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Petey: I only have two emotions: exhaustion and stress. And I'm somehow always feeling both simultaneously.
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Dog Man: Petey, you need rest.

Petey: No.

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A/N: I completely forgot that Grampa and Petey's Mom were supposed to be in here, I'm stupid. I'm just going to leave them out for this dare, I'm too lazy to go back and fix it.

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Lil Petey: Hey, isn't Gramma and Grampa suppose to be here?

Me: Stop breaking the fourth wall.

Dog Man: We always break the fourth wall-

Me: And I forgot to add them in and I'm too lazy to fix it, so I'm just going to leave it like this.

Petey: okay

Me: Okay I might continue for next chapter I'm lazy and need to post this. See you next chapter!