Cozmo: Hello everyone and welcome back to this book!

Lil Petey: Hey, your nametag changed!

Cozmo: Yep! You can call me Coz if you'd like :)

Grampa: What kind of name is "cOzMo"???? It sounds like a name for a person a 2nd grader came up with.

Pete(y) The Cat (now smol size): Just leave them alone, please dad.

Grampa: You don't tell me what to do >:(

Cozmo: Okay guys calm down. Anyway, we have a lot of asks and dares for today! First one is to meet 27oooo9's Oc!

//(In case the image isn't loading:

Name: Galen
Age: around Petey and Dog Man's age
Anthro Husky
Gender: Nonbinary, they were born a male

Other:

- Always has a crossbow on their back
- Has a large scar over their left eye which makes them not able to open it
- Communicates through a whiteboard that they bring around with them everywhere
- Will grab their crossbow if they feel threatened
- Polite most of the time and is never overly aggressive 

Okay back to the story)//

Lil Petey: Oh, a new friend I can play with! How old are they?

Cozmo: They're actually around Dog Man and Petey's age, but I still think that they would like to be friends with everyone! Well, not everyone, probably all but one person. 

Pete(y) The Cat, chuckling: I think we can all figure out who that person may be.

Grampa: Yeah, it's you!

Cozmo: Yeah, right... anyway, here's a little background before you meet them! Their name is Galen and they are Nonbinary, which means they have no gender. They-

Grampa: You can't have no gender! That's stupid! He/She is probably just confused. Or it's just a phase.

Cozmo: Can. You. PLEASE shut up for once in your life??????

Pete(y) The Cat: Ha. You knew that was coming.

Grampa: OKAY, AND????? YOU SHOULD RESPECT YOUR ELDERS!!!!!

NL: Only if they respect us!

Cozmo: Okay, break it up! Can I PLEASE continue??????

Chief: Yes, please-

Cozmo: Okay, as I was saying, they have no gender and communicates through a whiteboard. We good?

Dog Man: yeah :)

Yolay: They seem really cool :D

Sarah: Yeah, I'm excited to meet them :)

Grampa: *groans* Can you just knock it off!?!???????

Sarah and Yolay: *high five*

Cozmo: okay here

Galen: *pops into existence*

LP: Hello!

Galen: (They're writing on the whiteboard) Hello!

Cozmo: Okay everyone do introductions!

Dog Man: Hi I'm Dog Man and I'm a dog... man.

Pete(y) The Cat: I'm Petey and this is not my normal height by the way.(they're still tiny) Same with Dog Man.

Lil Petey: I'm Lil Petey and I want to be everyone's friend :D

(I got lazy with the intros just pretend everyone did theirs)

Galen: Nice to meet you all!

Grampa: Also, you can't have no gender! That makes no sense!

*he starts walking over to Galen*

Galen: *pulls out his bow and arrow*

Grampa: HEY WHY DOES HE HAVE THAT?????

Cozmo: THEY TAKE OUT A BOW AND ARROW WHEN THEY FEEL NERVOUS OR SCARED

Cozmo: You know what, you're leaving!

Grampa: *poofs away*

Cozmo: I'm sorry about that Galen. None of us like him.

Galen: It's okay! I'm used to it now.

Yolay: I'm sorry. Just know that you'll always be valid :)

Galen: Thank you :)

Cozmo: okay, everyone say goodbye to Galen!

LP: byeee!!!

Pete(y) The Cat: bye

Dog Man: bye :)

Everyone else ig: *variest "goodbyes" to Galen*

Galen: Bye everyone! Nice meeting you!

Galen: *poofs out of existence*

Cozmo: anyway

(I'm finally getting back to this book the last I've updated this chapter was 2 weeks ago. Everything from this part and on is from May 2nd and on or something.
I need help-)

Cozmo: Where was I..... oh yeah.

Cozmo: Chief ya gotta burn your hat

Chief: Why????????

Cozmo: Because you didn't take Grampa to jail for chiLD ABUSE.

Chief: He already went to jail for it though, right?

Cozmo: nope.

Chief: oh. WaiT YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL- oh yeah he's gone. :').

Cozmo: now burn your hat

Chief: fine

Chief: ...

Chief: I need a lighter

Cozmo: oh yeah

*a lighter, some matches, and some gasoline pops out of no where*

Lil Petey: that's fun :D

Chief: goodbye, my old hat...

Chief: *throws his hat into a pile of fire and then pours gasoline on it*

Pete(y) The Cat: was having a fire in doors a good idea

Cozmo: Yes. Yes it was.

Yolay: Wise words.

Cozmo: Next one!

Cozmo: Hey Dog Man, Aextriot wants to know if you miss Knight and who is controlling you; Knight, Greg, or if you're just a new being now.

Dog Man: Well, that's just a theory really, about who I actually am. I sont really know how to explain it, it's like I'm Knight but I'm also Greg, like I'm combined. I also am my own person- well, being. And do I miss Knight? Yeah, I kinda do :( But great questions, Aex- Ex- what was their name again?

Cozmo: Aextriot

Dog Man: Great question, Aextriot!

Cozmo: Next one :)

Cozmo: Oh yeah, how about we skip this one...

Pete(y) The Cat: What/who's it about?

Cozmo: oh, nothing...

Cozmo: Aextriot what the fu-

Dog Man: *covers Lil Petey's ears angrily*

Cozmo: What? I was about to say fudge!

Sarah: okay. What's the next question?

Cozmo: Here it is

*Aextriot poofs into existence*

Aextriot: *takes Lil Petey*

Aextriot: bye lol

*Aextriot poofs out of existence*

Pete(y) The Cat: Well that happened

Sarah: What just happened

Cozmo: something. Next ask/dare. Should I just say commission? That makes me sound like a fancy Tumblr user. Well, I do have Tumblr, the link's in my Wattpad feed. Anyway-

Cozmo: >:)

Dog Man: what is it?

Cozmo: something... something evil indeed....

Pete(y) The Cat: I don't like the sound of that...

Cozmo: and it may or may not be putting Grampa and Gramma into a room together for the next chapter >:)

Pete(y) The Cat: Oh no- please, please, please don't I am begging you with my soul.

Cozmo: too late

Cozmo: Next question!

Cozmo: Here I need Grampa back for this one

*he poofs*

Cozmo: Hey grampa we have something for you

Grampa: >:(

*Cozmo reads him the commission of what Aextriot says (sorry if you can't see the image, I'm not writing the whole commission)*

Grampa: ...

Dog Man: ..what?

Grampa: that's fake!

Cozmo: okay, believe what you want.

Grampa: Whoever wrote that is just trying to trick us!

Pete(y) The Cat: ok

Cozmo: also, I have some screen shots of some Discord things I want you to see. My discord is [insert cool and creative name] #6216, dm me-

(Lol it's may 8th now-)

Yolay: can you just show us the screen shots? :')

Cozmo: Yeah :')

Grampa: um, WHAT!?!???????

Lil Petey: Who's "hhjkahop" and "Elliott?"

Cozmo: ...

Cozmo: ..I'm Elliott and hhjkahop and Aextriot or the orange fruit :')

Pete(y) The Cat: Oh I'm so sorry Aextriot

Cozmo: it gets worse

Grampa: WHAT IS WRONG WITH KIDS THESE DAYS?????

Dog Man: poor Aextriot :(

Grampa, fusing around and getting flustered: WHY???? JUST WHY?????

Sarah: Oh no

Cozmo: this one's gonna be a long one

Pete(y) The Cat: ..um.... what?

Nurse Lady: At least it says "not a chance" at the end

Lil Petey: I don't know why people think Papa is evil :(

Cozmo: ok, I think that's enough for today. Bye i guess-

//word count: 1238 words. What the fu-//