Cozmo: Welcome back! Surprised you're still reading this book after how much of a mess it is.

Crunky: Book? What?

Cozmo: Shush

Cozmo: Anyways, this one's for Grampa. Remember the ask you were told last time?

Grampa: Yea?

Cozmo: Well this is Auburn's reaction to what you said after it:

Grampa: It's a little creepy that you know where I live.. but other than that, it just things that make no sence and some rude stuff?

Yolay: What, you mean the no women part? Well, you gave that up, hun.

Bub: Oh yea, didn't your dad leave your mom, Petey?

Petey: Yeah.

Crunky: And then your mom died?

Petey: Yea..

Bub: And then you had to learn to defend for yourself at a young age all by yourself?

Petey: Can we just stop talking about it???

Crunky: Ok :)

Cozmo: Here's another ask from Auburn_Cat043:

Grampa: Do you mean by being evil/mean? Or..

Cozmo: okAY nEXT ASK

Petey: Oh, well, you're welcome, I guess? Also cool. Also, Mothering Heights? Oh, wait, that must be the newest book. (They are aware that they're in a book series, remember? They just don't know that this is one.. idk it's confusing.)

Cozmo: Next oneee. The next few couple ones will be from Aextriot :)

Grampa: That darn orange-fruit!

Cozmo: shut up, here's the commission:

Grampa: That's kinda creepy how much you're obsessed with me, you might want to go get that checked out..

Grampa: Well, thanks for the compliments, I guess.

Petey: *angry because he didn't get any compliments and his really mean dad got some*

Cozmo: Oh, suck it up Petey. Next one:

Cozmo: Piggy, why are you evil?

Piggy: Does i' ma'er?

Cozmo: You don't have to be so rude, ya Peppa Pig wannabe. Just answer the question.

Piggy: no

Cozmo: Rude. Next one: (I didn't really want to interfere with the cannon books, even thoughth I've probably done that lots of times already.)

Cozmo: Petey, why does Li'l Petey not go to school?

Petey: Well, when the state government realized how smart he was, since he can build robots and mechanics, they realized that going to a school for his age-level may be boring and he won't learn anything. (Head cannon)

Cozmo: Cool. Next one:

Cozmo: Petey, do you ever spank your c h i l d when he does something bad?

Petey: No, I never do, that's abuse to a child and he would never learn. Also.. memories.. *shivers*

Cozmo: Cool. Next onee again:

Cozmo: I don't really think a kid his age should watch something like that..

LP: Awe, I wanna watch it!

Petey: What's "Stranger Things"?

Cozmo: *looks at LP's cute-ness* Doesn't matter, he's gonna watch it.

LP: Yayyy!!!!

Petey: Well, I can't have you have my kid watch something that might not be ok for him!

Cozmo: *snaps fingers and LP disappears* Too late.

Petey: Where did you take him!?

Cozmo: Don't worry, relax, he's in a movie room with lots of comfy blankets to watch the show.

Sarah: Well, when will he be back?

Cozmo: *checks her non-existent watch on his wist* In about... 20-24 hours. No wait, if season 1 has 8 episodes, and they're each an hour long..

Petey: 24 hours!??!???

Cozmo: No, I was wrong, 31 hours.

Petey: 31 HOURS!?!?!????

Cozmo: I guess thats why it took 8 months to watch it with my mom who I only saw on the weekends.. don't worry, I gave him about 29 5-hour energy drinks!

-8-8-

LP, who was now on a comfy couch with some blankets: Huh, what's this? *turns to read a note*

LP: "please drink at least a quarter of these.. love, Cozmo"? *looks to see about 29 5-hour energy drinks* ????

-8-8-

Cozmo: Don't worry, he'll be fine! Anyways, next commission!

Cozmo: Nurse Lady, the next patient you get will die.

NL: well, that's a bit harsh.

Cozmo: Next thingyyyyy idk it's 2:32 in the morning rn

Grampa: Me, of course.

Yolay: *rolls her eyes* Well, to be completely honest, I think Petey. Or Piggy, but when you see how easy he lost in LOTF, then it's Petey. Or Dog Man, hard choice.

Sarah: Yea, I kinda agree with Yolay. But, I also think that she'll also might win, she's pretty good at fighting.

NL: And Chief.

Chief: Guys, let's narrow it down to 3.

NL, Sarah, and Yolay: Petey, Dog Man, and Yolay [it was "and me" for Yolay.]

Chief: Ok, so now-

Bub: WE HAVE THEM FIGHT TO THE DEATH!

Chief: What, no! Have them play rock paper scissors.

*They played rock paper scissors. First it was Dog Man vrs Yolay, and Yolay won. Then Yolay vrs Petey, and Yolay won again.*

Dog Man: Woof! -"GG guys!"- [yes he now barks again sue me]

Grampa: I always had a loser for a son..

Petey: I heard that.

Cozmo: Next oneeeeee hdbjdhdhd

Cozmo: Everyone tell Aextriot a secret

Piggy: Wha's da poin' of i' if i's a secre'?

Cozmo: Hmm.. good point.. I'll just have it so that no one else can hear what you say, sounds good?

Crunky: Ok :)

Cozmo: ok, everyone tell a secret. [They won't be able to hear each other. Yes I surprisingly didn't lie wowo ejwhdwjje. Also most of these are headcannonssssss also they're very cringey help what am I doing with my life]

Sarah: I sometimes feel, out of place, yknow? Like sometimes my only friend is Zu Zu.. and sometimes Yolay :)

Yolay: I'm.. lesbian... 💅💅

Chief: I choose to be bald.

Dog Man: woof ruff bark -"Sometimes I miss knight.. :("-

Nurse Lady: Once I threw in a red sock in the washer when I was cleaning my white nurse uniform and it got stained pink. I've been too ashamed of it to tell anyone and it's been in my closet ever since.

Petey: I placed the bomb that killed Knight and Greg..

Piggy: I'm asexual. Haven't told anyone this and never plan to.

Crunky: I once found out that Piggy was asexual. I haven't told anyone. Nope. None.

Bub: Crunky once told me that Piggy's asexual and told me to never tell anyone, so is that a secret?

Grampa: I don't exactly know why I left that day, probably because we had a fight and that was the last straw, but I don't regret it.

Right?

Cozmo: Everyone.. be who you areee.. for your prideee.. donT HIDEEEEE-

Grampa: Shut up, gosh your signing sucks.

Cozmo: ok, mister I-never-should-have-left-that-day-we-had-a-fight -

Grampa: OK, DO WE HAVE ANY MORE COMMISSIONS???? :))))

Cozmo: No, actually, that's the end of this chapter. Byeee everyoneee!

Cozmo: it's 2:51 am for me rn-