Cozmo: *gets a papercut* gOD DAMNIT! STupid SCRIPT!

??: Um, we're rolling!

Cozmo: *looks at the camera* oh hello, I didn't see you there. As you can see, it's been quite awhile since I have posted last.

Cozmo: well, I've been getting into other hyperfixsations, like stupid kids shows from the 90s. Well, I have come to make this chapter because,

One: I have a question to ask you (will get to that in a moment)

B: My other amazing friends, Aextriot and Auburn_Cat043 have made new chapters of their stories and I was motivated to make one of mine,

And 3: it's been exactly a year since my first Dog Man hyperfixsation started! Which means this book has almost been around for a year!

Cozmo: Anyways, back to that question in statement A. Should I:

1. Make this into a new book. (I'm not that proud of the older chapters, but I still want people to read them.)
Or
B. Just continue the book with all the random and embarrassment and djkajskmskjajsmaksj

Cozmo: If I do make a new book, it will be published on September 17th, 2022, exactly one year after I posted the first chapter of this book.

Cozmo: also it might be the 18th. Ik it's either the 17th or 18th, it's burned in my memory. Also, I can't look at when it was published, cuz I accidentally edited it in, like, may or something so it says that's when in was published first.

Cozmo: Any-who, enjoy this chapter!

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Cozmo: Hello, hel-lo! Welcome back everyone to Stephen Spielberg Presents: Animaniacs! Helloooo Nurse!

NL: I am confused.

Petey: Also, its been quite awhile since we've been here.

LP: Yeah!

DM: *barks in agreement*

Cozmo: Well gee, sorry I've been obsessed with gay mice recently!

Cozmo: Anyways, we have a dare from dear Auburn today.

Cozmo: I don't know if Flat Petey is already here, but I'll just poof him in for this dare.

FP: *poofs in*

Cozmo: Oh em gee! It's god!

FP: Excuse me?

Cozmo: Yeah sorry that meme's dead. Anyways, basically you a Petey have to fight.

FP: *Turns to face Petey* alright, square up.

Petey: *gets a bottle of water and pours it on Flat Petey.*

FP: I'm melting!! Oh my gosh- what the crap dude??!???!

Cozmo: Oh, I know something that'll make this tons better.

Cozmo: *gets a watering can and pours it on FP like it's rain*

FP: RAA!! I HATE THE RAIN!!! I HATE SCISSORS AND RAIN AND T REX WITHOUT FLESH AND JUST THAT ARE BONES THAT ARE WACKY! *dies*

Cozmo: giggles

Sarah: Did you just say "giggles"?

Cozmo: and?

Yolay: Yes.

FP: *is a pile of paper mush*

LP: Papa! You just killed a man!

Petey: It's fine, sweety, he'll come back, thats what happens to all Dog Man characters.

Cozmo: indeed it is, Petey!

FP: *alives*

FP: I ALWAYS come back. *laughs*

Cozmo: ahahhahahahahha

Cozmo: okay, time to look for other ask/dares, I'll be back, don't die or anything.

Chief: alright-y!

*about 5 minutes later*

Cozmo: okay, back with some asks/dares! The first one's from Cool_Fairy30!

LP: *gets a gun*

LP: oooooo!

Petey: Now, son, be very responsible with that.

LP: Okay! *accidentally shoots it off but luckily it didn't hurt anyone/anything*

LP: *traumatized*

Petey: well, that's enough of that! *takes the gun*

Cozmo: That was fun. Anyways, next one! This one is from NabstablookSimp!

Petey: Um, I'm sorry but I don't really know you, heh. And I'm not looking for a relationship at the moment.

Cozmo: and that's not all of the petey simps.

Chief: The Petey what-now?

Petey: Um, should we be concerned?

Cozmo: Very. Anyways, here's another from Serenacat444_2!

Cozmo: I think it's from Serena, I can't remember.

FP: sorry, I'm anti-social.

Petey: do we have to hug them..?

Cozmo: idk, do you want me to make this chapter?

Petey: I don't know, do you?

Cozmo: no

Petey: then no

Cozmo: ok. I'm sorry Serena, but they are giving you virtual hugs.

DM: *Dog smile*

Cozmo: ok, the next ones are all from Auburn_Cat043.

Yolay: I'm scared.

Cozmo: Well, you'll be even more after this:

Petey: Um?

FP: EW EW EWWWWWW

Cozmo: That was only less than 4 months ago, okay!?

Sarah: You did that recently..?

Cozmo: IT WAS TESTING OF ROLEPLAY SKILLS !!!!! AND ITS NOT THAT SEXUAL AS IT SOUNDS!!

Grampa, who hasn't said anything this entire chapter: I don't know why people would roleplay that... *shivers*

Cozmo: IT WAS A CRACK ROLEPLAY AT FIRST OKAYYY???????

NL: alright, alright. At least I wasn't in it.

Cozmo: ...

NL: I WAS IT IN??

Cozmo: ONLY FOR A CAMEO!! THEY DID GO TO THE HOSPITAL, AFTER ALL!!!!

Cozmo: *sighs* ok, next:

Petey: is this supposed to mean something?? I'm kinda confused.

Cozmo: Don't worry you're not the only one. Anyways, next:

Grampa: Alright, square up.

Cozmo: Please it'll just end with you in the hospital, don't underestimate Aub.

DM: *Smiles idk* woof :D

Cozmo: yes.

Cheif: Yeah, I did! But this time I got 2, so Dog Man could have one!

DM: *barks in agreement*

NL: Oh, it was great! And Dog Man came along, and he was really fun! (Haha steals Aub's nl and chief first date idea from like june)

LP: Thank you! :D

Cozmo: okay, unless I can get Orange Fruit to give me an ask/dare in 6 minutes, this chapter is done. Bye!!!!
(Edit: she never did :( )

Cozmo: And don't forget to answer that question. I'm also afraid that someone would be like "No don't change books!" and one might be like "Whatever makes you comfortable" and I might feel like "trapped" in a way on what to pick. But ik things will be fun. Anyways, I hope you liked this unedited piece of crap called the new chapter of Cozmo's Dog Man: Ask Or Dare! Byee!!! :)