Me: Today we have something that beats all dramma! Something that will be the most surprising! Something that has to do with family backstories! Something-

Petey: Please get on with it.

Me: Okay... brace yourself... mostly Petey and Grandpa...

Petey and Grandpa: ???

*I bring Petey's mom in. She is old like Grandpa and has some wrinkles, but she has little angel wings and a little halo (since she IS dead). Also I'll refer to her as "PM", aka "Petey's Mom"*

Pm: Hmm?

Me: Lil Petey's grandma, Petey's mom...

Dog Man, Chief, and Sarah: *le epic gasp*

Petey:

Grandpa: W-what!?

*Pm and Petey meet eye contact*

Petey: I- wha-

*Petey is almost in tears now btw *

Pm: *Pulls Petey into a hug*

Petey: but... how...

Me: logic

*Pm looks over to Grandpa and meets eye contact*

Pm: *insert Grandpa's real name in a mean tone because i dont know his real name please spare me-*

Grandpa: ...

Pm: *Sees Lil Petey*

Pm: Who's this little thing?

Lil Petey: I'm Lil Petey, Petey's son! Now who are you?

Pm: I'm your grandma!

Lil Petey:

*im sorry i had to*

Dog Man: So your Petey's mom? Cool!

Pm: Why yes! Now, who are you little thing?

Dog Man: Petey's most wonderful-bestest-best-bestest-best-friend in the whole world!

Petey: He's my ex-enemy.

Pm: Oh, okay then!

Me: Now that's enough for one day! See you next time! Bye!

Also Pm will now join the group now!