Cozmo: wowzers! 3 chapters in less than 24 hours? Who would've guessed!

Flat Petey: not me

Cozmo: shush you breathing doormat

Flat Petey: >:0 I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER!!!

Cozmo: you are. I just like bullying things I like. For instance, my cat, Milo.

Cozmo: look at him in all his glory, Aextriot is probably loosing her mind rn.

Cozmo: my point is, I sometimes make fun of him, but in a joking way. I immediately apologize afterwards, though.

Flat Petey: alright then

Cozmo: The first ask is from Cool_Fairy30 !

Li'l Petey: alrighty! *holds up the drawing* I was just drawing me, Dog Man, Papa and 80HD!

Petey: That's a very nice drawing!

Li'l Petey: Thanks, Papa! :D

Cozmo: Next ones are from Aextriot !

Yolay: But isn't that.. extremely unhealthy?

Cozmo: yep.

Cozmo: maybe like, idk take some medicine for babies that won't effect you?

Yolay: ok 🥲

Cozmo: *gives Yolay some medicine*

Yolay: *drinks it*

Yolay: ew 😢

Cozmo: water? *holds out a water bottle*

Yolay: yes please *takes out the water bottle and drinks it*

Yolay: much better

Cozmo: next

Sarah: Grampa pic?

Cozmo: I'm so sorry

Petey: is it that bad?

Cozmo: remember when Aext was like "so them the Grampa pic" but I skipped that one in like the first chapter?

Chief: Oh no

Cozmo: cover your eyes, everyone, if you wish. Yes, even you, reader.

Petey: *covers Li'l Petey's eyes with his hand* ok, we're ready 

Chief: OH GOD

Yolay: EW EW EW

Gramp: what. is that

Flat Petey: BLEACH, COME GET SOME BLEAC( FOR YOUR EYES

Dog Man: *puts his head in his hands and starts to sob*
(/j he didn't sob)

Petey: I hate everything about this

Cozmo: blame Aextriot

Cozmo: she also made some others that I should share

Cozmo: *cough* Chief's Legs X Grampa *cough*

Chief: excuse me WHAT

Cozmo: IT WASNT MY IDEA 😢

Cozmo: ok time to end the pain and go to the next dare

Petey: what? No.

Cozmo: sorry, you gotta do it

Petey: *sighs* fine

Petey: *walks over to Li'l Petey, who's drawing*

Li'l Petey: hi Papa! Wanna draw with me?

Petey: yea

Petey: *sits down, picks up a crayon but then breaks it*

Li'l Petey: 😧😟😕🙁☹️😢😭

Petey: I'm sorry, kid, I was forced to 😕

Li'l Petey: *stops crying* oh, ok! I forgive you :)

Petey: :)

Cozmo: next

Cozmo: Flat Petey, can you fold into a fortune teller?

Flat Petey: i mean, maybe? Maybe not? To create a fortune teller, you must have a square piece of paper, and I'm not square. So I don't think so.

Cozmo: interesting

Auburn_Cat043 : *appears out of nowhere* that's my line 😡

Cozmo: why are you here

Aub: 😧

Cozmo: *poofs Auburn away*

Cozmo: anyways

Sarah: I don't want to I'll get cold

Cozmo: I'm sorry :( *poofs Sarah into a tub of cold water (with her shoes on) and then poofs her out*

Sarah: WHY'D YOU LEAVE MY SHOES ON

Cozmo: I forgot

Cozmo: next!

Dog Man: Woof??

Li'l Petey: Dog Man says that he forgot what Aext is talking about!

Petey: someone really should get him something to communicate better with, like a writing pad, or something

Cozmo: cool idea! *poofs a white board and marker into Dog Man's hands*

Dog Man: *writes* Hi :)

Li'l Petey: :D

Dog Man: Well, I forget what happened, but yea, I forgive you!

Cozmo: yippie

Chief: WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO MUCH

Nurse Lady: Honey, I thinks it's because your bald.. :(

Chief: ITS NOT MY FAULT IM BALD

Nurse Lady: but you shave your head... 😥

Chief: because I have a bald spot already

Chief: and I don't want it to look bad

Chief: so I just shave it so it looks decent

Cozmo: like my dad

Chief: you have a dad?

Cozmo: yea, he's bald

Chief: bald people for the win 😎

Cozmo: anyways, last one

Li'l Petey: yep!

Dog Man: not really at first, but I did have slight hope in him :)

Chief: nope

Sarah: kind of? It never really crossed my mind until Li'l Petey

Nurse Lady: not at all

Yolay: No, not really. Ever since he tried to kill me, I didn't like him. But now that he's nice, I don't mind him.

Petey: yeah, sorry about that

Yolay: ti perdono!
Italian for "I forgive you!"

Grampa: I don't know. I thought he died

Petey: hey!

Grampa: what? It's true

Flat Petey: I don't really know either.

Cozmo: alrighty then, I guess that's all for today. Bye!!

Li'l Petey: bye!! :D

Bonus Milo pictures. You deserve them after looking at the Grampa photo :)

Alright bye