Cozmo: Hello everyone!! This is the first chapter of Dog Man Ask Or Dare 2: The Second One!! Now, time for our victims- I mean our guests!

*everyone gets teleported in*
*there are a couple couches and they're all sitting on them: Petey is sitting with Li'l Petey next to him, Dog Man sitting next to LP with Grampa sitting beside him. Then on the other couch there's Chief, then Nurse Lady, Yolay, Sarah, and then randomly Flat Petey.*

Chief: Hey, where are we?

Dog Man: *growls*

Cozmo: Hey, don't worry. I don't mean any harm.

Yolay: Dove siamo???
(Italian for "Where are we???" I think idk I used google translate 😭)

Cozmo: You're in a room with some couches to play Ask Or Dare!

Sarah: We're here to play a game??

Cozmo: Yep!

Li'l Petey: Sweet!!

Li'l Petey: Also, why is there a paper version of Papa????

Flat Petey: Why is there a little non-paper version of me??

Chief: Wait, is that Flat Petey from Dog Man: Unleashed who was in 179 panels??
(Yes I counted all of them)

Cozmo: yes

Petey: I'm really confused right now

Cozmo: same. Anyways, here are some dares! The first one is from Cool_Fairy_Original !!

Cozmo: *gives Li'l Petey a knife*

LP: ooh! A knife!

Sarah: That's not very safe

Petey: *takes the knife out of his hands* no

Cozmo: let him have a knife

Petey: He could get hurt and cut himself!

Cozmo: oh yeah

Cozmo: *takes the knife away from Petey*

Sarah: Suddenly I don't feel safe

Cozmo: *throws the knife to the other side of the room away from everyone* anyways

Cozmo: The next ones are from Aextriot !

Cozmo: Grampa, who's your crush?

Grampa: I don't have one?????

Nurse Lady: Hey, why is the first one skipped?

Cozmo: we don't need to talk about that.

Cozmo: Anyways:

Cozmo: Li'l Petey, can Aextriot be your friend?

LP: Sure!!

Flat Petey: Stranger danger

Cozmo: hush

Cozmo: Petey, do you love your dad?
(In a father-son way ya weirdos)

Petey: I mean, not really?? He kinda failed as a father figure.

Grampa: >:(

Cozmo;: Don't act surprised, you did this to yourself.

Cozmo: Next!

Dog Man: :(

Chief: Hey! He's doing his best!

Sarah: Yeah! >:(

Cozmo: Aext can be harsh... be grateful, she can do worse.

Yolay: it's kinda funny since like yknow like they were like "why are you messing everything up" but they messed the word "everything" up so like yknow it's funny like that yknow

Cozmo: giggles. Next one:

Sarah: did they just say "giggles"?

Nurse Lady: beats me!

(cartoon violence for the next one)

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Cozmo: Flat Petey, do you prefer running over kids or adults?

Flat Petey: hmm..... I cant choose. Both.

Yolay: You.... You run people over with a car...?

Flat Petey: you don't...?

Cozmo: Ok, next one:

Chief: Yeah

Yolay: sì!
(Italian for "yea!")

Sarah: Yeah, I don't really have a problem with him.

Nurse Lady: *nods*

Dog Man: bark!
(yea!)

Grampa: eh

Li'l Petey: Yeah! He's my Papa, after all!

Cozmo: cool

Cozmo: Genie, go bald.

Nurse Lady: What? No! I like my hair.

Cozmo: plz

Nurse Lady: No! I don't wanna look like Chief. It's just not my style, no offense.

Chief: None taken!

Cozmo: too bad *snaps fingers and NL goes bald*

Nurse Lady: MY HAIR NOOOOOO

Chief: NOOO 😭😭 *comforts NL*

Cozmo: noobs

Sarah: I don't want to go bald

Cozmo: Well, the next one is a question for you:

Cozmo: Sarah, what is the meaning of life?

Sarah: Hmm... well, there's no real reason. No one can tell the actual definition of the meaning of life. For some people, it is all about happiness, building a family, and leading life as it is. For others, it is about accumulating wealth and getting a successful status to be remembered in this world.

Cozmo: well then.

Yolay: that was a good answer, Sarah 😌

Sarah: Thank you, Yolay 😌

Cozmo: Okay, there's one more by Aextriot:

Grampa: What? What does this mean???

Flat Petey: L

Grampa: 😡

Cozmo: Okay, so we got another one from Cool_Fairy:

Cozmo: This goes to anyone but Yolay, Sarah, Nurse Lady and Chief: does anyone have a crush?

Li'l Petey: Nope!

Petey: Whats a crush again??

Cozmo: like you're in love with someone

Petey: oh. Well, no.

Dog Man: *shakes head*

Flat Petey: ew love

Grampa: No

Cozmo: ok, I think that's everyone, I forget

Cozmo: that's the end of the chapter!

Flat Petey: what?? I barely got to say anything! And I'm like, your favorite character!

Cozmo: I was afraid I would write you out of character (ooc)...... :(

Flat Petey: Well too bad, cuz you succeeded!

Cozmo: Alright, that's enough. Bye everyone!

Li'l Petey: Bye!!

Cozmo: *teleports everyone back to their homes and stuff*

Cozmo: well, see you in the next chapter!

Cozmo: why are you still here reading this?