Ereshiki: I have a very healthy way of living.

Agurith: Oh yeah?

Ereshiki: Yeah. Having "one lazy day" per week can reduce stress, high blood pressure and the chances of having a stroke.

Agurith: ... it's not like those things would kill you anyway...

Ereshiki: I go the prevention route. I'm too 'lazy' to stop being lazy, anyways. Not that I'm lazy, I'm just highly motivated to do nothing.