Agurith: *walking furiously across the street and yelling into his phone* I'm on planet earth, where the fuck are you?!

Tir'an, answering: Aliens can find me by knowing the planet, while pizza delivery can't even find me by knowing the address. I'm sorry, but that will stay a temporary secret.

Agurith:

Agurith: You're still in bed, aren't you?

Tir'an: Aww, shiet, you got me.