Tir'an: I missed the opportunity to make the greatest new year joke ever. I hope I remember it next time.

Agurith: What... joke?

Tir'an: I'll order a pizza 5 minutes before midnight and when it arrives, I'll say I ordered this last year.

Agurith: TiR'aN n O-

Tir'an: The difference between your opinion and pizza is that I actually asked for pizza.

Agurith: ... Fuck you.