1: how to enter in the backrooms (DON'T DO THIS!!!)
my name is Michael green, or at least that's the name i woke up with. I don't remember my real name,but that's not important now. I will write on this diary to not lose my sanity. So, how do you enter a backroom? Well, there are different rituals, each different, and i will show some of them and also the one i used.

STARE AT THE WALL
The most popular ritual, and the one i used. You have to stand in front of a wall, preferibly white or green, and listen to a recording that goes like this:
Stare at the wall
Stare at the wall
Stare at the wall
Stare at the wall

After some time you will see some kind of portal opening at the center of the wall, you have to stand up and enter it, but beware, as soon as the recording ends the gap will close and you will be trapped there...like me.

THE MIRROR RITUAL
Personally i don't believe in this, but wathever. For this ritual you need a mirror and two candles. You have to stay in the dark, in front of the mirror, with the two candles on the ground, and say some kind of ritual, it all looked like nonsense gibberish to me. Hopefully this will cause your reflection to move slightly after you, so you can enter the mirror without your reflection blocking you, and you will enter the backrooms.

THE CLIPPING METHOD
This is the most known. So, you know how people say that if you slam your hand on the table it will eventually faze through it? This is the same thing, but with corners. Basically you have to crouch and roll into corners until you get to "noclip" out of reality and land in the backrooms.

This where all the rituals i know. Maybe i will talk about my company someday...anyway, gotta go, gonna see you tomorrow...if i'm still alive.
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