((Quotes from The Long Game, S1, E7))

DOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEOOOOOOO

Nine: The fourth great and bountiful human empire. And there it is, Planet Earth, at it's height. Covered with megacities, five moons- population 96 billion. The hub of a galactic domain stretching across a million planets, a million species- with mankind right in the middle.

(Adam faints)

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Nine: The thing is, Adam, time travel's like visiting Paris. You can't just read the guide book, you've got to throw yourself in. Eat the food, use the wrong verbs, get charged double, and end up kissing complete strangers. Or is that just me?

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  Cathica: And over on the bad wolf channel, the Face of Boe has just announced he's pregnant.

((Had to share that one))

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Rose: Trouble?

Nine: Oh yeah.

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Nine: Alright, I'll hug anyone.

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Cathica: You aren't management, are you?

Nine:  At last, she's clever.

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Cathica: You're not allowed to touch the mainframe. We'll get told off. 

Nine: Rose, tell her to button it.

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Cathica: First you're worried about the Empire, next the central heating!

Nine:  Plumbing is very important. Never underestimate plumbing.

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Cathica: How come it's giving you the codes?

Nine: Someone up there likes me.

Editor: *laughs*

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Editor: If he doesn't know he's enslaved, then is he really enslaved?

Nine: Yes.

Editor: Oh. I was hoping for a philosophical debate. Is that all I'm going to get, "yes?"

Nine: Yes.

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Editor: What is she doing!

Cathica: You should've promoted me years back.

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Adam: You can't just go, I've got my head- I've got a chip type two- my head opens.

Nine: What, like this? *snaps*

Adam: *brain clasp opens* Don't. *snaps*

Nine: Don't do what? *snaps*

Adam: *brain clasp opens* Stop it! *snaps*

Rose: All right now, Doctor, that's enough. Stop it.

Adam: Thank you.

Rose: *snaps*

Adam: Oi.

Rose: Sorry, couldn't resist.