((This is quotes from The End of The World: S1, E2))

DOOOWEEEOOOO

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Rose: You think you're so impressive.

Nine: I am so impressive!

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Nine: This is the day the sun expands. (Eyebrows) Welcome to the end of the world.

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Nine: The papers slightly psychic. Shows them whatever I want them to see. Saves time.

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Jabe: As a gift of peace, a clipping from my grandfather.

Nine: Yes, gifts. I give you in return, air from my lungs. (Breaths on tree)

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Cassandra: Moisturize me. Moisturize me.

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Cassandra: The last ostrich egg. Legend says it had a wingspan of fifty feet, and blew fire from it's nostrils. Or was that my third husband.

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(Picks up plant in cup)

Rose: Hello. My name's Rose. That's a sort of planet. We might be related. (Pause) I'm talking to a twig.

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Nine: What do you think then?

Rose: Great. Yeah, fine. Once you get past the slightly psychic paper. They're just so... Alien. The aliens are so alien. You look at them and they're alien.

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Rose: They all speak English.

Nine: No, you just hear English. It's a gift of the TARDIS. Telepathic field, gets inside your brain, translates.

Rose: It's inside my brain.

Nine: Well in a good way.

Rose: Your machine gets inside my brain. It gets inside and changes my mind, and you didn't even ask?

Nine: I didn't think about it like that.

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Nine: (Takes phone) You know what, with a little jiggery pokery...

Rose: Is that a technical term, jiggery pokery.

Nine: Yeah, I came first in jiggery pokery. What about you?

Rose: Nah, I failed hullabaloo.

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Rose: Five billions years later, my mum's dead.

Nine: Bundle of laughs you are.

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 Jabe: They're not needed. This facility is purely automatic. It's the height of the alpha class. Nothing can go wrong.

Nine: Unsinkable?

Jabe: If you like. The nautical metaphor is appropriate.

Nine: You're telling me. I was on board another ship once. They said that was unsinkable. I ended up clinging to an iceberg.

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Rose: How many operations have you had?

Cassandra: 708. Next week it's 709. I'm having my blood bleached. Is that why you wanted a word? You could be flatter Rose. You've got a little bit of a... chin poking out.

Rose: I'd rather die.

Cassandra: Honestly, it doesn't hurt.

Rose: No I mean it. I would rather die. It's better to die than live like you, a trampoline.

Cassandra: Oh well. What do you know?

Rose: I was born on that planet. And so was my mum and so was my dad and that makes me officially the last human being in this room 'cause you're not human. You've had it all nipped and tucked and flattened till there's nothing left. Anything human got chucked in the bin. You're just skin, Cassandra. Lipstick and skin.

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Cassandra: The planet's end. Come gather, come gather. Bid farewell to the cradle of civilization. Let us mourn her with a traditional ballad. (Starts playing Britney Spear's Toxic)

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Nine: (Trying to open the door) Anyone in there?

Rose: Let me out!

Nine: Oh, well it would be you.

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Nine: Go on Jimbo, go home.

(The robot runs to Cassandra)

Cassandra: I bet you were the school swot and never got kissed. At arms!

Nine: What are you gonna do, moisturize me?

Cassandra: With acid.

((Someone tell me if Swot is offensive? I'm not British...))

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Nine: Everything has it's time and everything dies.

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Nine: I'm the last of the Time Lords. They're all gone. I'm the only survivor.

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DOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOo