((This is quotes from the two part: Aliens of London and World War Three S1, E4 and 5))

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(Rose comes home and her mother hugs her tightly, crying)

Nine: Um it's not 12 hours, it's 12 months. You've been gone a whole year. Sorry.

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Jackie: The hours I've sat here! Days and weeks and months, all on my own! I thought you were dead. And where were you? "Traveling"

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Nine: I am a Doctor!

Jackie: Prove it. Stitch this, mate. (Slaps him)

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Nine: 900 years of space and time and I've never been slapped by someone's mother.

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Rose: When you say 900 years...

Nine: That's my age.

Rose: You're 900 years old?

Nine: Yeah.

Rose: My mum was right. That is one age gap.

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(Spaceship crashes into the Thames)

Rose: Oh that's just not fair.

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Rose: Did you know this was going to happen?

Nine: Nope.

Rose: Do you recognize the ship?

Nine: Nope.

Rose: Do you know where it crashed?

Nine: Nope.

Rose: (Sarcasm) Oh, I'm so glad I got you.

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Harriet Jones: Excuse me. Harriet Jones, MP for Flydale North.

Secretary: I'm sorry, can it wait?

Harriet Jones: But I did have an appointment at 3:15.

Secretary: Yes, and then a spaceship crashed in the middle of London. I think the schedule might have changed.

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(Harriet brings the Secretary a coffee)

Harriet Jones: I bet no one's brought you a coffee.

Secretary: Thank you!

...

Secretary: You still can't go in.

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Rose: My mum's here.

Nine: Oh that's just what I needed. Don't you dare make this place domestic.

Mickey: You ruined my life, Doctor. They thought she was dead. I was a murder suspect because of you!

Nine: See what I mean, domestic.

Mickey: I bet you don't even remember my name.

Nine: Rickey.

Mickey: It's Mickey.

Nine: No, it's Rickey.

Mickey: I think I know my own name.

Nine: You think you know your own name? How stupid are you?

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Rose: so, in 12 months, have you been seeing anyone else.

Mickey: No. Mainly because everyone thinks I murdered you.

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Nine: That's nice, good boy Rickey.

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(Raises hands above ahead while under arrest)

Nine: Take me to your leader.

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Nine: Like it said on the news, they're gathering experts in alien knowledge. And who's the biggest expert of the lot?

Rose: Patrick Moore?

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Nine: Excuse me, do you mind not farting while I'm saving the world.

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Nine: Oi! You want aliens, you've got them. They're inside Downing Street. come on!

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Nine: I think you'll find the Prime Minister is an alien in disguise. (Looks at cop) That's never going to work, is it?

Cop: No.

Nine: Fair enough.

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Nine: Well, now, yes, you see, uh, the thing is, if I was you, if I was going to execute someone, by backing them against the wall- Between you and me, little word of advice (Elevator dings) Don't stand them against the lift.

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Harriet Jones: Who's not human?

Rose: He's not human.

Harriet Jones: He's not human?

Nine: Can I have a bit of hush?

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Harriet Jones: But he's got a northern accent.

Rose: 'Lot's of planets have a north'

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Jackie: You saved my life. God that's embarrassing.

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Rose: sorry, you get used to this stuff when you're friends with him.

Harriet Jones: Well, that's a strange friendship.

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Rose: Hasn't it got, like, defense codes and things? Can't we just launch a nuclear bomb at them?

Harriet Jones: You're a very violent young woman.

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Nine: Mickey the idiot, I might just choke before I finish this sentence but I, uh, need you.

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Mickey: Go see who that is.

Jackie: It's 3:00 in the morning.

Mickey: Well go tell them that.

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Jackie: What do you need?

Nine: Anything with vinegar.

Jackie: Gherkins. Yeah, pickled onions! Pickled eggs!

Nine: You kiss this man?

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Harriet Jones: Voicemail dooms us all.

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Nine: (To Rose) I could save the world but loose you.

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Jackie: You can visit your Gran tomorrow. Try to learn some French. I told her you were in France.

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Rose: Now I'm signing up. Your stuck with me. Ha.

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