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Rose is online
9: I can't believe I'm here right now. I didn't know life could get dull enough for me to be in need of my own company.
Rose: Do you realize how strange that sounded?
9: I'm pretty sure it did. You apes just have a hard time understanding most things.
Rose: You're so rude when you're distressed.
9: *Shrugs*
6 has joined the chat
9: Why are you here?
6: I could ask the very same of you.
9: Yes, but I was here first. I have first rights here.
6: Actually Doctor. I was here first. If you'd recall 6 comes before 9. I'm going to miss being as intelligent as I am now when I become you.
9: That doesn't matter. I was still here first. I logged on before you, so I, this regeneration, was here first. You leave, you walking rainbow.
6: Ha! My fashion sense is impeccable. Yours on the other hand Doctor is quite atrocious. All black? What was I thinking?
Rose: Would one of you care to explain?
9: This... Uh... Person is me. Or was me. Will be me?
6: No. You're mistaken again. You are me.
Rose: Can you two not agree on anything?
9: Nope.
6: No.
Rose: Well, then.
6: Couldn't you tell by what we wear? We may be the same person, but we are complete opposites. And obviously I'm the smarter one of the two. Apparently I've lost the ability to choose smart companions, as well.
Rose: Are you stressed too?
9: No, he's just always like that. I don't know how Peri stood up with me so long. That and he's completely scatterbrained.
6: Rude.
9: No. It's true.
Rose: Doctor, will you stop it? Sure you're opposites, but is it so hard to be civil?
9: You try to be civil with him. He's rude and arrogant and has a smart-alek comment for every situation.
Rose: I don't know. It seems you two are pretty similar then.
6: Please. I am nothing like him.
9: I haven't attempted to strangle Rose.
6: Yes, because you are a later regeneration the side effects are bound to be less drastic. Don't you try to say anything different. You know that as well as I.
9: But you still did it.
6: -_-
Rose: I can't believe you two.
6: Well, I can't believe I chose you to be his assistant.
Rose: ?
9: He has an issue with personal pronouns. What he's trying to say is that he cant believe I chose you to be my companion.
6: I do not. That statement made perfect sense.
9: If I hear one more statement from him I'm going to go to the Dalek Asylum myself. Bye.
9 has logged off
6: Do I really become that in the future?
Rose: Yeah.
6: How dreadful.
Rose: Yeah. I'm sorry, I just heard something shatter. I have to go make sure he didn't hurt himself. Nice meeting you.
6: Yes. Well, I look forward to meeting you in the future.
Rose has logged off
6: But I can wait as long as I possibly can if it means I have to become him.
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