The Doctor: Why am I here? Hmm?

The Doctor: Well, it seems we have a chat room for speaking to ourselves.

The Doctor: Oh goody. How delightful.

The Doctor: Maybe it would be if you weren't here.

Ian: No, no. Can you change your names. I need to know that you aren't talking to yourself.

All Doctors: We are! 

The Doctor: But if you wish, we shall change our names.

The Doctor changed his name to 1

The Doctor changed his name to 2

The Doctor changed his name to 3

The Doctor changed his name to 4

The Doctor changed his name to 5

The Doctor changed his name to 6

The Doctor changed his name to 7

The Doctor changed his name to 8

The Doctor changed his name to 9

The Doctor changed his name to 10

The Doctor changed his name to 11

The Doctor changed his name to 12

4: is that better, old chap?

Ian: yes.

12: I don't even know why I'm here. This is my worst nightmare. I'm stuck with myself.

Susan: Grandfather? You really shouldn't say that, I liked my time with your first regeneration.

12: Susan! Well, I suppose it isn't all bad then.

10: Susan! :D

11: Susan!

12: And it just got worse again. Bye!

12 has logged off.

11: Well, he's no fun.

5: Sorry, must dash. Things to do, people to see, worlds to save.

5 has logged off.

6: I've got some Gumblejack fishing to do. Come on, Peri.

6 and Peri have logged off.

2: Well, I've been summoned by the timelords. they said something about stopping time travel research somewhere. Come along, Jamie.

2 and Jamie have logged off.

7: Oh my. Do they have something coming for them.

10: Agreed.

Everyone has logged off.