Clara has entered the chat.
Clara: It's December! Yay! :D
12 has entered the chat.
12: Ah. Human Holidays.
Me has entered the chat.
Me: I've seen many Christmas celebrations in my time.
12: Ashildr!
Clara: Ashildr!
Me: That's not my name.
12: It's been ages. How've you been?
Me: Okay. I've been alright actually.
Clara: Are you going to celebrate Christmas with us?
Vastra has entered the chat.
Vastra: Sorry I'm late! I just got done setting up the house with Christmas decorations with Jenny.
Me: Who is Vastra?
Vastra: Me? What kind of name is that? Is she what teenagers call a "troll"?
Me: A troll?! I'm not a troll!
Clara: I'm sorry...this is hilarious! XD
Me: -________-
Vastra: One sign of a troll, apparently is a long  straight face. That's a sign! I'm getting Jenny!
Vastra has left the chat.
Me: Who's Jenny?! What have I missed in the past 300 years?!
Clara: A whole lot.
Jenny, Vastra, and Strax entered the chat.
Jenny: Who's this troll? I had to stop drinking my afternoon eggnog for this!! >.<
Me: For Pete's sake, I'm not a troll!!
12: I've no idea what a troll is.
Clara: You'll learn eventually, Doctor.
Strax: Troll?! SURRENDER TO THE SONTARAN EMPIRE!
Me: I will not.
Strax: SURRENDER OR ELSE I'LL ELIMINATE ALL OF THE KITTENS YOU POSSESS!
Me: I don't have animals...why do people assume I have a pet of some kind?
Strax: So are you saying...you don't want your kitten animals?
Me: I don't have kittens!!!
Clara: Strax, put it on your Christmas list.