Me: WHAT'S UP, SLUTS?! JUST GOT OUTTA PRISON! *points at school*

Eren: Sluts? Prison?

Russia: That's your school, Luna-sama; da?

Me: Wow! This reminds me of prison! *points to Levi's pissed-off expression* This reminds me of prison! *pokes Kid'd nose* PRISONNNNN! *hugs Rin*

Len: *walks in* Hey, gang--

Me: CIRKOTINE!!!! RAAAAAAAAA

Eren: *throws a bag of candy at Len*

Len: OH DANG *closes door*

*candy scatters everywhere*

Levi: OHMYGODTHEMESSICAN'TOHMYSWEETJESUS *has a seizure*

Me: TOMORROW IS FUCKING. HALLOWEEN. I'M GOING HELLA CRAZY. FUUUUUUUCK WHY IS ALL HALLOW'S EVE SO FAR AWAYYYYYY *whines*

Sebastian: It's okay, Mistress

Me: Mistress? What?

Sebastian: Ciel was convinced you were challenging him that he couldn't stay a week without me. And so, I'm here to serve you. *kneels and bows and shit*

Me: OH SHIT

Eren: Luna, what's wrong with your mind?

Me: What do you think? I see sounds, I see you guys all the time--SHIT *falls down as Japaneko jumps up at me*

Russia: ...

Sebastian: IT'S A FUCKING CAT OH MY LORD *grabs Japaneko and starts petting him and stuff*

Japaneko: Nyaaaaaa~! *mewls in protest*

Fangirls: *die*

Me: Oh shit

The end