What are these emotions you mortals feel? I just feel empty most of the time :)

Why do people vote on their own books?

Why do people think depression is just feeling sad? It's the emotional equivalent of watching paint dry, among several other feelings.

Why did "boob" go from meaning "dork" to "breast" like what the hell

Why do third-graders understand how sex works?

Why was gay marriage ever ILLEGAL?

How do people... Draw... So fucking well...?!

How do people write so fucking well goddammit

Why do I hate anyone who's better than me at something?

Why is my sister starting her sluttiness at only ten years of age?

Why is rock and metal music so fucking awesome?

Why don't people believe in God or gods?