Too much hair amirite

Last night at dinner

3-year-old kid named Jonah: Why did you cut your hair, daddy? Btw this is the kid who likes booms

His dad: Because I don't want it to get long like Mommy's

Jonah: I want to make my hair long

His dad: Really? Do you want it longer than (insert Luna's real name)?

Jonah: Yeah!

Me: Oh my gosh

Today in Social Studies

Student teacher: We can just go on a website and say, "I hate the senator candidates!!" about a politician

Me: More like "I hate Donald Trump amirite"

A few moments later in Social Studies

Student teacher: Why would government officials worry about Iran having nuclear weapons?

*after a few answers, she calls on me*

Me: Because if Iran got mad at Donald Trump, they could bomb America

Student teacher: *laughs a little before continuing*

Teacher (who stands by and watches): *smiles a little*

Girl in front of me: Of course you had to bring something up about Donald Trump *laughs a little*

And the student teacher said, "I've been wanting to ask you all day; is 'coup' a French word?"

And I said "I think" because I'm pretty damn sure it's French look at the spelling and pronunciation

And then I was like "Wait what the fuck just Google it why the hell would you ask me"

But

You know

I didn't say that out loud