Levi: WH-WHERE THE HELL DID YOU FIND THAT, BRAT

Me: Hanji gave it to me and said she really enjoyed--

Levi: YOU FUCKING BITCH *tackles me*

Eren: What did Luna do this time

Levi: *shoves my phone in Eren's face*

Eren: Oh Krista

Me: ...?

Eren: I mean Oh God get in with the fandom Luna geez

Me: =_=

Levi: *begins strangling me*

Me: OH SHIT *flails around*

Levi: STAY STILL GODDAMMIT

Jack: *kicks down door* When you're bungee-jumping, you get that tingly feeling in your baLLSACK *jumps out window*

Me: =_= ...?

Levi: Ō-Ō

Eren: Oh shit

Mark: I'm so fresh you can suck mah nuts

Me: Dammit Mark did you get drugs from Togami again