Pepe adjusted his bow tie. He was wearing his very special expensive fanny pack of spaghetti rather than the old one, because tonight was prom, and he was going with his meme friend Wojak. Wojak showed up at the door, looking worried as always.

"Do I look okay?" Wojak asked.

"You look nice. Do I look rare?"

"The rarest."

At the prom, Pepe tripped, dropping his unzipped fanny pack of spaghetti. Thankfully he had brought an extra one just in case, so he avoided embarrassment. Some people said something about floor spaghetti being "aesthetic" anyways.

Then he and Wojak danced the night away.

After that, a guy named Daniel came up to the stage, wearing white Vans, and announced that the Meme Queen was Poot Lovato and that the Meme King was........ Pepe. 

"Ohmygosh I cannot even.... What even.... How do you even..." Pepe said, at a loss for words.

Wojak smiled. 

"Go up and get your crown, my rarest Pepe." Wojak said.

Pepe got a crown that had Meme King engraved in comic sans on it. He was overjoyed and could not stop eating spaghetti.

After that, Pepe went home and went to sleep, still wearing his Meme King crown, and dreaming of Wojak.