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CHENLE
DONGHYUCK (10)
JAEMIN (3)
JISUNG
JENO (2)
LUCAS
MARK
RENJUN
FUNKY TOWN (210)

YOU ARE NOW MESSAGING
MARK!

JAMIE
mark i need help

MARK
yo wazzup homie

MARK
how can i be of
service to you madam?

JAMIE
first off, stop making
me cringe you ass

JAMIE
second off, how do you
stop liking someone?

JAMIE
hypothetically, of course

MARK
uhh i'm like probably
the last person to help
with stuff like this

MARK
i'd say go to jaemin or
jaehyun but there must
be a reason you came to me
so i will try to help

MARK
in my experience, you get
over someone by like
getting feelings for someone
else, or like completely forgetting
about that person

JAMIE
how do you do either,
hypothetically

MARK
well how do you
like someone? you
like can't control that,
trust me, i know

MARK
and completely
forgetting? i've thrown
anything out that like reminds
me of them, and every time
i like catch myself thinking abt
them, i start thinking of like food,
watermelon specifically

JAMIE
why is that the most
mark thing you have ever
said? like i don't think you
could've said anything else
without me wondering who
you are let's be honest

MARK
shut up

JAMIE
anyway... thank you

MARK
now who do
you like ??

MARK
i'm guessing either like
jaehyun or jaemin

JAMIE
i'd rather gouge my eyes
out than view jaehyun that way

MARK
so jaemin?

JAMIE
wHY DO YOU TYPE
SO FAST WTF

MARK
so that's a yes?

JAMIE
NO

MARK
well that's convincing

JAMIE
qjxnwjxbwx no i
do not like my broski

JAMIE
i like potatoes

MARK
oH MY GOD YOU
LIKE JISUNG THEN

JAMIE
WHAT THE ACTUAL
FUCK MARK

JAMIE
I LIKE RENJUN GODDAMNIT

MARK
aha my plan worked

MARK
see i'm like a lot smarter
than you all think i am

JAMIE
i'm going to beat your ass

MARK
but wait you like
renjun? wtf? why?

JAMIE
bad mark, that's mean

JAMIE
but uh ,,, yeah ,,,
i like renjun

JAMIE
bruh this is so weird admitting
to ppl and to myself like ?????

MARK
hey having crushes
is like extremely normal

MARK
why do you wanna
get over it tho ??

JAMIE
yena, his current
girlfriend

JAMIE
not only is she a psychotic
bitch that has him wrapped
around her finger, but she's also
screwed with his views of how
relationships work and i think he is
going to need some time to recoup
after this and realize how to love
himself and what a healthy relationship is and i don't want to
rush him into smth that will not impact him beneficially or could hurt
our relationship as well as our
relationships with the rest of our group ,,, ya feel?

MARK
woah jamie,,, just woah

JAMIE
what??

MARK
you are like really
selfless to be thinking
of his well-being like before
your own that's awesome

JAMIE
you make me blush stap it

JAMIE
anywho, yeah, i like renjun,
but i'm going to get over it
for his sake now ,,,

JAMIE
MARK LEE WHO DO
YOU LIKE HUH MISTER

MARK
wow i hear my
mom calling! i have to go!

JAMIE
YOUR MOTHER LIVES
IN CANADA YOU ASS

MARK
arrivederci 😎

JAMIE
stronzo🖕
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CHENLE
DONGHYUCK (10)
JAEMIN (3)
JISUNG
JENO (2)
LUCAS
MARK
RENJUN
FUNKY TOWN (657)

YOU ARE NOW MESSAGING
DONGHYUCK!

DONGHYUCK
jamieeeee

DONGHYUCK
okay but like,, fr tho

DONGHYUCK
twice can kill me and
i'd be fine i mean,,
have you SEEN the teasers??

DONGHYUCK
i feel special for
getting this amazing
comeback

DONGHYUCK
girl group stans
be getting fed well

DONGHYUCK
i'm so glad mina is back

DONGHYUCK
jAMIE SEO

DONGHYUCK
MY TWICE STAN IS
HERE AND YOU ARENT
TO TEASE ME ABT IT

DONGHYUCK
WHYYYYY

DONGHYUCK
JAMIEEEEEE

JAMIE
i've been crying
over on your MARK okay
leave me alone bro

JAMIE
also feel special
is going to be great

JAMIE
also can we talk abt
an ode??? that's gunna be
SUCH a good album
we stan the right men

JAMIE
tf are you bro you
screamed at me for twenty
minutes to answer but when i
do you disappear,,, bro

DONGHYUCK
YOU LIKE RENJUN ???

DONGHYUCK

JAMIE
SHUT THE FUCK UP

JAMIE
MARK THAT BITCH

JAMIE
REMIND ME TO NEVER
TALK TO HIM AGAIN IM GRR

DONGHYUCK
IM LAUGHIN SO HARD

DONGHYUCK
OUT OF ALL PPL
RENJUN? SERIOUSLY?

JAMIE
IMA BEAT YOUR ASS
OPEN YOUR FUCKING
DOOR YOUR COWARD
ASS BITCH YOU ISTG

DONGHYUCK
jokes on you
i'm not home rn 😎

JAMIE
oh okay so mark's dorm
here i come, be ready bitch

DONGHYUCK
fuck you, you're too lazy
to actually come all the
way here don't act like
i don't know you b

JAMIE
don't expose me like that

DONGHYUCK
but in all seriousness,
renjun? really?

JAMIE
it's just a little crush,
it'll go away, i'm sure of it

DONGHYUCK
if you say so~~~

DONGHYUCK
spill the tea on it sis

JAMIE
there is no tea to
spill sis so calm down

JAMIE
i have a crush, he's taken,
it'll never happen, we're
both too damaged

DONGHYUCK
hmhmmm

DONGHYUCK
when did you find out?

JAMIE
the day of the party
a couple days ago

JAMIE
i've been ignoring him since

DONGHYUCK
you should get
your mans b4 he
gets taken away

JAMIE
he literally has a gf ???

JAMIE
i have a better chance
with mark tuan, okay? please
don't tell renjun or anyone else

JAMIE
and beat mark's ass for me

DONGHYUCK
gladly i hate that bitch

DONGHYUCK
but jamie it doesn't
hurt to try my dude

JAMIE
but donghyuck it does
hurt to try my dude

JAMIE
i'd rather get over him

DONGHYUCK
i know someone more
than willing to help 👀

JAMIE
what the duck does that mean

JAMIE
*fuck

DONGHYUCK
you know what it means

JAMIE
can you pick a side or not

JAMIE
do you want me with
renjun or this other guy

DONGHYUCK
idk tbh

DONGHYUCK
i'm excited for this
love triangle tho

JAMIE
just, like, shut the fuck up

JAMIE
i'm already a spinning
top on the edge of stopping

JAMIE
i don't need this too

DONGHYUCK
it might help if you tell
him? then getting rejected
might start the healing process

JAMIE
confess? no way.

DONGHYUCK
then never mind bitch
forget i tried to help you

JAMIE
no no no please do

JAMIE
cupid and i are in a fight
so i can't exactly go to
him asking for advice
so i'm trying to make it
work but it ain't so please

DONGHYUCK
ha, knew it, you need me

DONGHYUCK
say donghyuck is
the best i love him and
i might help

JAMIE
donghyuck oppa is
the best oppa i love him
so much 🥺🥺💜💜

DONGHYUCK
congrats bitch, you
just got the best advice
giver ever to help you

JAMIE
all hail donghyuck

DONGHYUCK
as you should

DONGHYUCK
now, let's get started