CHATS

CHENLE
DONGHYUCK
JAEHYUN
JAEMIN
JISUNG
JENO
LUCAS
MARK
MINA
RENJUN

YOU ARE NOW MESSAGING JAEHYUN!

JAMIE
jaehyun what the fuck

JAEHYUN
oh shit jimin?

JAMIE
how many times do i have
to tell you to call me jamie

JAMIE
you're practically family

JAEHYUN
that's true

JAEHYUN
speaking of which

JAEHYUN
does johnny know you
downloaded this?

JAMIE
no and he won't

JAMIE
right?

JAEHYUN
as long as he doesn't
know i'm on here too

JAMIE
bet

JAMIE
now can we forget
that this ever happened?

JAEHYUN
gladly
read 4:52pm

CHATS - 2

CHENLE
DONGHYUCK
JAEHYUN
JAEMIN (1)
JISUNG
JENO
LUCAS
MARK
MINA (1)
RENJUN

YOU ARE NOW MESSAGING
MINA!

MINA
omg another girl !!!

JAMIE
omg bro !!!

MINA
jamie huh?

MINA
not from korea?

JAMIE
no haha i'm from chicago

JAMIE
the us bro

MINA
omg i'm from japan

MINA
i get way too confused

JAMIE
same dude same

JAMIE
the only way i get around
is my brother lmao

MINA
dude?

MINA
i'm not your dude

JAMIE
woah chill out man

JAMIE
i don't know what the
fuck just happened
but can we rewind

JAMIE
...by got7

MINA
no fuck you

MINA HAS BLOCKED YOU!

"woah, what the fuck did i do?"

CHATS - 4

CHENLE
DONGHYUCK
JAEHYUN
JAEMIN (2)
JISUNG
JENO
LUCAS (2)
MARK
RENJUN

YOU ARE NOW MESSAGING JAEMIN!

JAEMIN
hello !!

JAEMIN
welcome to dnyl !!

JAMIE
oh my god please
stay this nice

JAEMIN
what's wrong?

JAMIE
i've been on this app for what
ten minutes? and someone
already blocked me

JAMIE
i admit, i'm a bitch but she
got upset over me calling
her dude and bro

JAMIE
like wtf

JAMIE
i am so sorry i just realized
i started ranting w/o
introducing myself

JAEMIN
dw b i gettchu

JAEMIN
you didn't deserve that shit

JAEMIN
i am the nicest being you will ever meet

JAEMIN
now bow

JAMIE
all hail master jaemin 🙇‍♀️

JAEMIN
as you should

CHATS - 4

CHENLE
DONGHYUCK (2)
JAEHYUN
JAEMIN
JISUNG
JENO
LUCAS (2)
MARK
RENJUN

YOU ARE NOW MESSAGING
DONGHYUCK!

DONGHYUCK
what's w/ the lies in your bio

DONGHYUCK
no one can wreck
michael jackson sunbaenim

JAMIE
did i just fucking
stumble across a
michael jackson fan

JAMIE
mom i wanna go home

DONGHYUCK
well fuck you too

DONGHYUCK
bet your music taste is shit

DONGHYUCK
just like you

JAMIE
wOAH BUDDY

JAMIE
INSULT RED VELVET
ONE MORE TIME I DARE YOU

JAMIE

DONGHYUCK
...i take back what i said

DONGHYUCK
i bet your music taste is shit
besides red velvet aka queens

JAMIE
at least you're somewhat
cultured

JAMIE
also fUCKIGN TAKE
THAT BACK

JAMIE
INSULT TAEYEON, DAY6,
SVT, GOT7, ETC
ONE MORE TIME

JAMIE
AND YOU WONT BE ABLE TO
SLEEP TONIGHT

JAMIE
I WILL FIND YOU

DONGHYUCK
has left the chat

JAMIE
OH FUCK YOU
seen 6:41pm

JAMIE
NO BALLS HUH

DONGHYUCK
more than you

DONGHYUCK

JAMIE
well no fucking shit

JAMIE
last time i checked i was female

DONGHYUCK
oh fuck you

JAMIE
hey that's my line

JAMIE
anyway

JAMIE
nice to meet you dongfuck

DONGHYUCK
too you jamjam

JAMIE
yo jam jam is the best song
by svt performance line

JAMIE
don't sleep on our kings

DONGHYUCK
facts

DONGHYUCK
but that's not what i was going for

DONGHYUCK
guess i gotta find a new
nickname for you

JAMIE
guess you do

CHATS - 2

CHENLE
DONGHYUCK
JAEHYUN
JAEMIN
JISUNG
JENO
LUCAS (2)
MARK
RENJUN

YOU ARE NOW MESSAGING
LUCAS!

LUCAS
hey

LUCAS
shocked to see you here

JAMIE
wow hi scum

JAMIE
bold of you to text me

LUCAS
ITS BEEN FIVE YEARS

JAMIE
YEAH

JAMIE
FIVE YEARS SINCE YOU BROKE
MY FUCKING WRIST YOU RAT

LUCAS
HOW MANY TIMES DO
I HAVE TO SAY SORRY

JAMIE
HOW MANY DAYS DID
I MISS IN MY YOUTH HUH

LUCAS
IT WAS WINTER

LUCAS
BESIDES IT WASNT LIKE
YOU DID SHIT

JAMIE
bold of you to assume
you know abt my life

JAMIE
i will have you know i had
to miss all the fun things i was
looking forward to on our vacation
bc you fucking broke my wrist

JAMIE
who tells someone to jump off
the fucking monkey bars huh

JAMIE
DURING THE MIDDLE
OF A FROST

JAMIE
THERE WAS ICE
E V E R Y W H E R E

LUCAS
i admit, i was stupid

LUCAS
but surprise! i'm not
anymore

JAMIE
dong sicheng says otherwise

LUCAS
how do you know him ???

JAMIE
bold of you to assume i will
answer

JAMIE
but i shall still tell

JAMIE
sicheng knows johnny

JAMIE
we met by chance

JAMIE
he asked why i had
scars on my wrist

JAMIE
i explained

LUCAS
oh yikes

JAMIE
oh yikes indeed

JAMIE
why did you download
this app?

LUCAS
i was flying

LUCAS
but someone clipped my wings