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NAME?

JAMIE
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GENDER?

[ FEMALE ]
MALE
OTHER
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BIRTHDAY?

09.09.02
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INTERESTS?

happiness, red velvet,
kpop, animals, death
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PROFILE PICTURE?

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BIO?

tis i, smol bean, coming to wreck your bias list
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GREAT! THANK YOU SO MUCH! PLEASE HOLD ON A MINUTE WHILE WE CONNECT YOU TO A REPRESENTATIVE!

DNYL REP
hi welcome to dnyl hotline [insert name here]! we're so excited for you to join us. before we connect you to other people your age, please take a moment to read our rules... like really, read the rules. if you break a rule, you're out.

DNYL REP
oh shit i mean jamie not [insert name here]... sorry

JAMIE
na its coolio broski
i can only imagine how tired
you are w this job right abt now

JAMIE
bring on the rules
aka what i live for

DNYL REP
oh right

DNYL REP
1) do not talk about love
2) do not cry
3) just think of yourself

JAMIE
wow what simple yet difficult rules

DNYL REP
exactly so don't break them

DNYL REP
*roz voice* i'm watching you...
always watching

JAMIE
i can tell i like this
app already eyyy

DNYL REP
i'm glad

DNYL REP
okay, while we have talked
my team has set up some matches
for you... please pick which ones
you like and have fun! thank you for joining

JAMIE
thank you for sparking joy
into my sad sad heart

DNYL REP
it's what i live for

10 NEW MATCHES!

M I N A
"i'm a good noodle"

L U C A S
"ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ"

M A R K
"watermelon makes everything better"

R E N J U N
"already tired of this bullshit"

J E N O
"say cheese!"

D O N G H Y U C K
"haechannie is hungry!! haechannie wants food!!"

J A E M I N
"nana wants: hugs & coffee... mostly coffee"

C H E N L E
"we hot, we young, we rich"

J I S U N G
"if i look like i'm judging, i prolly am"

J A E H Y U N
"yeet or be yeeted"