Well...here's some chaos.

Enjoy! This is just a little bonus. 

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Haile: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Vestele: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Haile: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??

Vestele: Is it working?

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Scoria: *dies*

Pyro: Timer starts now! When are they coming back? I say two months!

Orivine: Bullsh*t. One month.

Elva: Nah, half a month.

Saeri, sobbing: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Scoria JUST DIED!

Vestele, scratching chin in thought: One week.

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Vestele & Haile: Surprise! We're having a baby!

Saeri: What?!

Vestele & Haile: *pull out adoption papers* It's you!

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Tesia: Remember! Curiosity killed the cat!

Vestele: Yes, but you forget that satisfaction brought it back. So yes, Scoria, go find out if that thing can catch fire!

Tesia: You're a bad influence.

Vestele: And you don't know your sayings.

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Raladius: We might have gotten into a barroom brawl back in the city.

Vestele: Well, that was entirely predictable.

Raladius: One of them punched a gang member.

Vestele: Saeri?

Raladius: Elva, actually.

Vestele: Oh, that was going to be my second guess.

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Raladius: The floor is lava!

Elva: *helps Saeri onto the counter*

Tesia: *kicks Scoria off the sofa*

Orivine: *lays on the floor*

Raladius: ...Are you okay?

Orivine: No.

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Scoria: Why aren't there friend pick-up lines? Pick up lines to make friends like-

Scoria, to Saeri: Hey, that's a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual.

Pyro, to Elva: Be my friend or I'll set your entire family on fire.

Vestele: There are two types of people.

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Saeri: Raladius, what does IDK, ILY, and TTYL mean?

Raladius: I don't know, I love you, talk to you later.

Saeri: Alright, I love you too, I'll ask Vestele.

Raladius: Wait- Saeri, no-

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Elva: Two brooooos!

Orivine: Chillin' in a hot tub!

Elva: Five feet apart 'cause we're not gay!

Orivine:

Elva:

Orivine: *tearing up*

Elva: Babe, c'mon...

Orivine: AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING.

Elva: Babe...

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Vestele: And here we see Scoria and Tesia in their natural habitat. Texting each other variations of the word "garlic bread" to try to make each other laugh.

Scoria: Gaelic bread.

Tesia: Grueling brad.

Scoria: Haha, glamorous beans.

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Scoria: Saeri is late again.

Vestele: How did this happen? I called them at 8 o'clock this morning and pretended it was 11.

Orivine: I printed up a fake schedule for them saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon.

Elva: I set their clock to say PM when it's really AM.

Scoria: Oh boy. We may have overdone it.

*Saeri bursts through the door*

Saeri: WHAT TIME IS IT?

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Pyro: Hey, wanna help me commit arson?

Orivine: What the hell!?

Pyro: Oh, sorry, my bad.

Pyro, whispering: Wanna help me commit arson?

Orivine, whispering: Of course. What do you need?

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Elva: never have I ever...been grounded by my parents.

*Vestele, Pyro, Orivine, and Raladius all put a

 finger down*

Pyro: every time we play! And you always win!

Saeri, slightly horrified: I-

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Pyro, Orivine, and Elva: *watching kids play at a playground*

Elva: they're having a lot of fun. Cute kids.

Orivine: Yeah

Pyro: how long do you think till they lose the will to live?

Orivine: I don't remember if I had one.

Elva: those kids are doomed.

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Elva: No matter what, Orivine will always catch me!

*Elva and Pyro run at Orivine*

Orivine: NO NO NO I'VE GOT THE ALE

*Orivine drops the ale to dodge Pyro and catch Elva*

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Elva: I can't believe you and Saeri broke the bed last night...

Pyro: yeah...what were you doing?

Scoria:...um...

[Last night...]

Scoria: I bet you can't jump high enough on the bed to touch the ceiling.

Saeri: watch me!

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Elva: f*ck

Pyro: language

Orivine: sh*t

Pyro: language

Scoria: who the f*ck do you think you're calling a b*tch, you a**?

Pyro: language!

Vestele: now that's one crazy motherf*cker

Pyro: language!

Raladius: what the frick frack tickity tic tac snik snak bro?

Pyro, covering Saeri's ears:

Pyro: what the f*ck

Saeri: eh??

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Scoria: ARE YOU-

Raladius: f*cking.

Scoria: -KIDDING ME??!? YOU

Raladius: f*cking.

Scoria: -IDIOT.

Saeri: what was that?

Raladius: Oh, the captain of the guard banned Scoria from swearing or entrance to the city. So I'm helping her out.

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Scoria: Hey Pyro, give me the opposite of these words

Scoria: Always, coming, from, take, me, down

Pyro: Never, going, to, give, you-

Pyro: The f*cking satisfaction

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Elva: If I had a face like yours, I'd put it on a wall and throw a brick at it.

Orivine: If I had a face like YOURS, I'd put it on a brick and throw a wall at it.

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Pyro, in a horrible German accent: Bill Nye is on break, I'm Bill Nein.

Scoria: Can I go to the bathroom?

Pyro, in the same horrible German accent: Nein!

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Scoria: Hey I need some advice

Pyro: kys <3

Scoria: love you too

Elva: Ah yes, siblings.

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Saeri, accidentally cutting themselves with a knife: ow!

Pyro: you good there?

Scoria, shoving Pyro out of the way with a first aid kit: IS MY SNAKE ELF OKAY?!?

Raladius, shoving Pyro and Scoria out of the way: IS THE WONDERFUL SNAKE ELF SAFE?!?!

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Pyro: it's okay to fall apart sometimes.

Pyro: sometimes tacos fall apart yet we still love them

Orivine, wiping a tear: beautiful

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Elva: I can tell when Pyro is lying

Orivine: how?

Elva: I told him that his ears turn red when he's lying.

Orivine: okay but...how does that work?

Elva: look. Hey Pyro, do you love us?

Pyro, covering his ears: no.

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Vestele: did you have to stab him?

Elva: You weren't there and you definitely didn't hear what he said to me.

Vestele: Oh? What did he tell you?

Elva: What are you going to do, stab me?

Vestele:

City Guard:

A group of bandits:

A random cricket:

Orivine: yeah that's fair

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Raladius: fight me!

Scoria: ha! You're so small! What are you going to do, kick me in the ankle?

[Later...]

Saeri: why is Scoria crying on the ground?

Tesia: Raladius kicked her really hard in the ankle.

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Vestele: Gods give me patience

Saeri: I think you mean gods give me strength

Vestele: if the gods gave me strength everyone would be dead.

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Scoria: So, Saeri's in the lake and I don't think they're waterproof

Tesia: What scoria means is, we think Saeri might be drowning.

Vestele: got it.

Vestele:

Vestele: WAIT WHAT

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Vestele: What? No. I'm not a mom. I don't even have any kids.

Elva: Hey mom Orivine and I are gonna practice throwing knives or axes. Is that okay?

Vestele: Just be sure to have health potions nearby.

Saeri: Pyro and Scoria wanna show me a magic trick, can I see?

Vestele: I don't see why not. Take care.

Vestele:

The random guard talking to Vestele:

Vestele: okay look-

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Saeri: How did none of you hear what I just said?!

Haile: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Elva: I got distracted halfway through.

Raladius: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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Pyro, tearing up the room: Where are they?

Pyro, looking under a pillow: Who moved them? Who moved my children?

Pyro: Somebody moved my M&M's, and now I am going to start killing.

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Saeri: Stop setting things on fire because you're curious about what will happen. What will happen is fire.

Pyro: But what if something else happens just this one time.

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*Orivine and Elva looking at a locked gate into a park*

Orivine: Aw. :(

Elva: You know what they say.

Orivine: Please don't-

Elva: BE GAY DO CRIME! *hops gate*

Orivine: Frick-

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Haile: Why is it that I always lose things as soon as I need them?

Pyro: Actually, it's not that you lose things when you need them. You lose them a while before. It's just that you LOOK for things when you need them.

Haile: Okay yeah thanks Pyro, that's great but WHERE'S THE F*CKING FIRST AID KIT?

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Elva: Could you maybe just like... stab me... right in the gut. Just REALLY twist it in there. 'Cause that honestly seems less painful than this conversation.

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Vestele: Are you a painting?

Haile: What-?

Vestele: Because I want to pin you to a wall.

Orivine: OH I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SAY YOU WANTED TO HANG HIM OR SOMETHING-

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Scoria: Vestele isn't answering my messages.

Elva: Allow me.

Scoria: I tried 6 times, what makes you thi-

Vestele: *replying to message* HOW MUCH BAIL DO I NEED? How did you get caught?!

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Haile: *sharpens knife* We've got ways of making people talk.

Haile: *cuts piece of cake*

Saeri: ...Can I have some?

Haile: Cake is for talkers.

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Scoria: *texting* Hey can you pick me up I'm drunk.

Scoria: Oh you don't have to anymore. I'm home now.

Vestele: Yes, I'm aware of that after dropping you off at home.

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Elva: I saw you fall, saw the sinners lay on your corpses...

Scoria: Hey, what's up with Elva?

Elva: I created you, made the pieces perfect, others marveled at your beauty... their gazes may have held envy, though, for none are perfect but you. I was only looking away for a moment, but you were gone. I had failed you. And I fell into despair. The only way to save myself was to create, but I knew... this time I knew I was only making you to die. And I apologize. For I will undoubtedly fail you again. For a short time, there will be peace and beauty, but none in the face of us shall lay undisturbed. The greatest have fallen, and will continue to fall, and I weep for you for being born unto this place, where brother eats brother, and the undeserving rise to fame. Those that have gone against you know they've wronged you, and they will stand before the creator, knowing they have sinned. Do not worry, little ones, you will be avenged.

Raladius: ...They made some rock towers and went somewhere else for twenty minutes and when they came back the rock towers were destroyed and people were sitting where the towers once were, so they were sad and made more rock towers.

Raladius, to Elva: Hey, who even is the creator? I thought you were an atheist!

Elva: SHUT THE HELL UP, Raladius! I'M TRYING TO BE DRAMATIC AND MYSTERIOUS!

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Pyro: Am I a boy? Am I a girl? It doesn't matter. I'm going to burn your house down.

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Haile: Two years ago, I married my best friend.

Haile: Vestele is still mad about it, but me and Elva were drunk and thought it was funny.

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Vestele: Hey Scoria, wanna third wheel on my date with Haile tomorrow?

Scoria: Sure.

Vestele: Raladius! Wanna third wheel on my date with Haile tomorrow?

Vestele: Great! I've always wanted to go on a double date!

Scoria & Raladius: ...

Haile: Vestele...

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Elva: I f*cking hate Arcana

Haile: Watch your language, there are children present!

Elva: my bad.

Elva: I f*cking hate-

Haile: *Covers pyro's ears*

Elva: Arcana 

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Arcana is just the name of a shopkeeper. She doesn't have much characterisation yet