shorter this time

YEEEEEEEEEET

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Vestele: Nice shirt Haile.

Haile: Thanks, it was 50% off

Vestele: It'd be better 100% off.

Haile: they can't sell shirts 100% off.

Vestele:

Haile: that's a terrible way to run a business.

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Scoria: People say "I'm here for a good time not a long time" which is weird because I'm having a bad time and this is taking forever.

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Vestele, talking to one of Haile's patrons: Yeah roommates can be difficult.

The patron: yeah. Mine has a problem with my drinking habits.

Vestele: mine doesn't like it when I bring people over.

Haile, approaching them to serve the patron: for the last time we're not roommates we're married

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Therapist: and what do we do when something goes wrong?

Pyro: Mood

Haile: I KNEW IT

Tesia: Leave the Country

Raladius: Genocide

Orivine: Bottle it up

Elva: Add to Cart

Vestele: It be like that sometimes

Saeri: Mental Breakdown

Scoria: Fistfight God

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Haile: Did-did you just refer to your train of thought as the stress express?

Pyro: Should I not have?

Haile: I mean mentally stable people don't do that

Pyro: who said I was mentally stable?

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Saeri's Patron: Hello tiny being, you must be Saeri.

Saeri: wow...this is...an honor!

Saeri's Patron: How adorable. I'm gonna adopt you.

Vestele, from across the room: okay then that happened-

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Elva: I'm just curious...if Vestele can heal us, can we drink bleach?

Vestele:..

Pyro:....

Orivine:....

Scoria: One way to find out!

Haile, spraying the gang with water: ABSOLUTELY NOT

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Haile: If Vestele thinks she can just bat her pretty little eyes and get whatever she wants, she's absolutely correct.

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Orivine: You're...smiling. Why are you smiling?

Elva: Can't I be happy without you nagging me?

Pyro, trying not to laugh: Vestele fell down the stairs

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Tesia: So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed my car?

Elva: Well we were driving and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Scoria, deer!"

Tesia: ...And what did Scoria do?

Elva: ...They said "Yes, Honey?"

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Haile: Are you coming to bed?

Vestele: I can't. This is important.

Haile: What?

Vestele: Someone is wrong on the internet.

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Haile, holding up their class notes: And then this doodle of a burrito because when I first read Aristotle, I thought it was pronounced like "Chipotle".

Haile, in shock: Wait a minute, is it "Chip-o-tottle"?

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Tesia: If I ever had a child, I imagine they would be a lot like you.

Haile: Aww, thanks—

Tesia: Which is probably why I've never reproduced.

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Elva: How do you know how to kiss? Like who teaches you?

Vestele: Well it's actually a class, but unfortunately it's full right now.

Vestele: Would you like me to tutor you?

Haile: That was smooth.

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Orivine: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

Saeri: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Orivine: That one. I want that one.

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Elva: You use emojis like a straight person

Vestele: That's the worst thing you've ever said to me

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Tesia: Can I have some water?

Scoria: *starts chugging their water bottle*

Scoria: *chokes from drinking too fast*

Scoria: *spills water all over themself*

Scoria, coughing: I don't have any water.

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Tesia: Some people are like slinkies.

Haile: What?

Tesia: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

Haile:

Haile: Please don't push Saeri down the stairs.

Tesia, pushing Saeri down the stairs: Too late.

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Haile: *sighs* I have no friends...

Vestele:

Vestele: *coughs* B*tch, what am I? A roach?!

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Haile: For this quest, you have to go undercover as acolytes for Grecian gods. So I chose one for each of you based on how I think it matches you. Some of you will have to sit out.

Tesia: Did you pick Artemis for me cause I'm not interested in romance?

Pyro: Did you pick Apollo for me cause I'm gay and like to set things on fire?

Raladius: You picked Hephaestus for me...are you saying I'm ugly Haile? After all I've done for you!

Scoria: Beats me, but I got Hera and I would definitely throw you off a mountain.