Trip: hey Virus, look what I got *holds up a bag of avocado*

Virus: Avocados!?

Trip: haha, no silly!

Virus: *gasp* so god, if you say it I will slaughter you Trip!!

Trip: ........ FREE SHAVACADO!!!

Virus: kill yourself!!!

Trip: you know you want some~

Virus:...*sighs*