Ezra: Here, a nice cup of hot coffee

Midnight: It's cold

Ezra: A nice cup of coffee

Kira: It's horrible!

Ezra: Cup of coffee

Rose: I'm not even sure it's coffee

Ezra: Cup

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Destiny: Nathaniel, we should start eating healthier

Nathaniel: I love you but I haven't eaten a raw vegetable in three years that's not happening

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Young Nathaniel: Chillax!

Young Noriko: Chillax is not a word

YN: Sometimes those who refuse the chillax must chillax the most

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Rose: The glass is half empty

Destiny: I think the glass is half full

Rose: I think you're full of shit

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Destiny: Amelie's such a terror. I bet you're glad you didn't have her, Luna

Luna: ...

Luna: Destiny, you know my children breathed fire right?

Destiny: What?

Luna: They burned down the Manor

Destiny:

Luna: Twice

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Laomedeia: HAHA! I FIXED IT!

Solaris: Fixed what?

Laomedeia: EVERYTHING!

[Something explodes in the background]

Laomedeia: EXCEPT THAT!

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Noriko: I'm not a regular dad. I'm a cool dad. Right, Solaris?

Solaris: Please stop talking

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Sado: Hey, Lunima, it's a bit muggy out there

Lunima: If I go out there and all our mugs are on the front lawn, we're getting a divorce.

Sado: *sips coffee from bowl*

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Ezra: I hate when people ask what's the stupidest thing I've done. Like, that's awfully bold of you to think I've reached peak dumbass.

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Laomedeia: Yeah, after a while, you start to learn to call everyone your cousin. I have about... thirty three. See, watch. Hey cousin!

Mars: Laomedeia

Mars: WE ARE SIBLINGS

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Mars: DONT MAKE ME DO SOMETHING WE'LL ALL REGRET

Morgana: Nothing you can do will ever scare me.

Mars: Fine. You've driven me to this.

Mars: *pulls out phone* Mommy? I'm being harassed again

Morgana: nO

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Amelie: You still call your mother "mommy?" Aren't you too old for that?

Mars: Ask me again and I'll give you a black eye the way she taught me to

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Nathaniel: Have you ever truly seen an atomic bomb? The destructive power of it?

Ezra: I woke Rose up when she had a hangover once

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Ezra: What happened?

Rose: I'll tell you if you wont get mad

Ezra: Fine

Rose: So I was minding my own business-

Ezra: Bullshit

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Ares: It's Valentine's Day and I don't know what to get Rose

Ezra: *hands him a bulletpoint list*

Ares: Wha-

Ezra: All of you guys are horrible at getting gifts so I've decided to take over

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[Any minor inconvenience]

Mars: Do you want to fucking die

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Ares: Are we sure he's mine and Rose's?

Mars: SHUT UP! *proceeds to punch someone into a wall*

Ezra: Absolutely

Nathaniel: Without a doubt

Luna: There's literally no one else it could be

Noriko: Oh look. He's blowing something up now

Rose: *sniffs* That's my boy

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Noriko: How do Rose and Ezra usually get out of these messes?

Nathaniel: They don't. They just make bigger messes to make the smaller ones seem inconsequential.

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Rose: Guys this is Harmony. She's deaf so don't try speaking to her

Noriko, tearing up: Finally. Someone who can shut the fuck up

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Rose: What are you, five?

Ezra: Yeah, like five feet taller than you

Rose:

Ezra:

Rose:

Ezra: Please don't kill me