Nathaniel: You think you have all your ducks in a row and then one of the fluffy fuckers goes and fucks something up

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Xavier: This is my son, Ezekiel. He will be the king of Omyr one day and no one can stop him.

Noriko: This is my daughter, Kira. She's my successor and will one day be the god of Hell. 

Nathaniel: This is Rose. I think she has rabies

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Nathaniel, unbuttoning shirt: God it's so hot in here

Luna: I know that, but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?

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Ezra: Do you want to come over and eat what my mom made?

Midnight: What did your mom make?

Ezra: Me

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Xavier: What's it like dating Luna?

Nathaniel: I asked her for water while she was mad at me and she brought me a glass of ice and told me to wait

Nathaniel: I love her

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Ezra: Someone's coming. Someone you don't like

Rose:

Rose: That could be anyone

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Altair: Why must you attack me with words

Rose: Would you rather me attack you with rocks

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Nathaniel: From now on, we will be using code names. Refer to me as Eagle 1

Nathaniel: Chandrakala, you will be 'Been There, Done That'

Nathaniel: Destiny, you will be "Currently Doing That"

Nathaniel: Aki, you will be "It Happened in a Dream Once"

Nathaniel: Noriko is "If I Had To Pick a Dude"

Nathaniel: And Xavier is...

Xavier:

Nathaniel:

Nathaniel: Eagle 2

Xavier: Oh thank God

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Ares: How much time did you spend on this?

Rose: That's totally irrelevant. I'd spend any amount of time necessary to bother you. 

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Luna: Rose, you need to learn to be nice to people

Aki: Hey-

Luna: Fuck off

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Destiny: Morning

Luna: Morning

Nero: Morning

Ezra: You're all sound like robots. Why not change it up a little?

Rose: MORNING FUCKERS!

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Rose: There's ten kids and seven chairs. What do you do?

Noriko: Bring three more chairs

Ares: Make everyone stand

Altair: Only let the important ones sit

Axel: Kill three children

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Nathaniel: Hello, people who don't live here

Kira: Hey

Chandrakala: Hi

Ares: Hello

Nathaniel: I gave you a key for emergencies

Noriko: We were out of food

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Thorn: Pass the salt

Ezra: *throws Rose over*

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Thorn: That's a bad idea

Rose: I'm not taking advice from you. You pronounce the "g" in lasagna

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Kira: I need to tell you something. I don't want criticism or judgement whatsoever.

Rose: Why the fuck did you come to me then

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Sakura: Noriko, keep an eye on Nathaniel today. I feel like he's going to say something wrong and get punched in the face

Noriko: Sure, Id love to see Nathaniel get punched in the face.

Sakura: Try again

Noriko: Sure, I'll make sure Nathaniel doesn't get punched in the face.

Sakura: Correct 

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Xavier: I don't think any plan could be crazier than this

Nathaniel: We attack the sun with ice cubes

Xavier: I stand corrected

Nathaniel: Just keeping things in perspective

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Sado: What are those?

Lunima, holding Xavier and Nathaniel by the collars: I found these two guys on the beach

Sado: And?

Lunima: They're absolute morons

Lunima:

Lunima: I love them

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Ezra: Rose, you're never going to get a husband by being sarcastic all the time

Rose: Alright. No husband then