🌟YOUR POV

"You will go you will find the fairy godmother and you will bring me back her magic wand. Easy peasy." Mom said buffering her nails, "What's in it for us?" Mal asked and placed a hand on her waist, "Matching thrones. Hers-and-hers crowns."

I'd want a soft couch instead of a throne please- Oh also some comfy ear muffs. "Um, I... I think she meant us." Carlos nervously said, aww you adorable boy! Mom threw her nail buffer, "It's all about you two and me, babies. Do you enjoy watching innocent people suffer?" mom said looking at us, Mal and I exchanged looks, "Well, yeah. I mean, who doesn't..." Mal said rolling her eyes, "Don't we watch them everyday at the balcony? Most people here in the Isle are innocent and they're here just to suffer..." I ranted and they turn to me, I shrugged, It's true though!

There was a moment of silence until mom coughed and said, "Well, then get me the wand and you and I can see all that and so much more. And with that wand and my scepter, I will be able to bend both good and evil to my will!" Evil Queen looked over to her and said, "Our will." Queen of hearts rolled her eyes and went back to applying blue eyeshadow on her eye lids, "Childrens..." She whispered to herself but I heard it cause duh I'm par fairy, I can hear from a distance like superman. To be honest, The Queen of Hearts was placed here for some kind of mental treatment reasons and did you know she was supposed to stay here for only five years? Yes she was supposed to but they didn't take her back, Auradon people are just so mean. The Queen of Hearts was actually a good queen who ruled in Wonderland from what I heard Great Queen yayy.

(edit from 2021: oh right, I wrote this in their point of view, of course she's going to say whatever she learned while growing up despite being a person who can see the fourth wall)

"Our will, our will." Mom corrects herself, she smiled at Mal, "And If you refuse, you're grounded for the rest of your life, missy." She pointed to Mal, I snorted and smirked at mal, "What? Mom! What about (y/n)?" Mal says pointing me, I laughed and sat on the ledge, "Baby, She already agreed to go so she won't be grounded." Mom smirks patting my head but I moved it before she had the chance since I was braiding my hair, it'll be ruin and I don't want that!

"But... mom..." Mom leaned closer making her eyes glow green, No magic they sayyy, glowing eyes are part of magic I sayyy.... I rolled my eyes and started braiding the side. Mal made her eyes glow green and started a staring contest, My eyes glow purple with blue unlike them but I rarely use it unless I'm trying to look cool- Which is all the time muahahahhaha My real eye color is blue with golden specks and it's wonderful! Only mal, mom and Harry saw it though, who's Harry you say? Uh nevermind what I said, anyways I always keep my blue with purple glow making me more attractive and fabulous yasss ahahah.

The staring contest took a while so I leaned on my left arm and snapped my fingers close to their eyes, making Mal blink then mom soon after, "Let's just get the fucking wand." I told Mal and she looked at me then back at mom, "Fine. Whatever." "That's my nasty little fairy come here." she pinched my cheeks and let go. I rubbed my cheeks and got off the ledge and walked ove to he fridge to get some drink.

"Evie. My little evil-ette in training, you just find yourself a prince with a big castle and a mother-in-law wing." Evil Queen said to her daughter, Evie, the blue haired girl ya know? "And lots and lots of mirrors!" They both said dreamily and smiled widely except for the Evil Queen, "No laughing. Wrinkles," Evil Queen reminded her, "Oh, well, they're not taking my Carlos, because I'd miss him too much." Cruella said. "Really, mom?" Carlos said, shocked. Soon they started talking together in unison. "Evie's not going anywhere until we get rid of this unibrow, hmm?" Evie raised her hand to touch the in between of her eyebrows.

"What is wrong with you all? People used to cower
at the mention of our names! For 20 years, I have searched for a way off this island. For 20 years, they have robbed us from our revenge... revenge on snow white and her horrible little men." mom said pointing at evil queen,

"Revenge on Aladdin and his bloated genie!" pointing at jafar.

"Revenge on every sneaky dalmatian
that escaped your clutches" pointing at cruella
"Oh, but they didn't get baby. They didn't get the...They didn't get the baby!" Cruella replied.

"Revenge on that alice girl and your sister!" pointing at queen of hearts but she just put on a red lipstick and smacked her lips while looking at her hand mirror, "How do I look?" She asked Lizzy, Lizzy clapped her hands, "Beautiful as always my Queen." Lizzy smiled, Mom deadpanned at them before raising her hands in the air,

"And I, maleficent...The evilest of them all, I will finally have my revenge on sleeping beauty and her relentless little prince... Villains!" All the adult villains turn to her including Queen if hearts this time, "Yes?" Queen of hearts asked. "Our day has come," Mom smirks gripping onto the ledge. "E.Q., give her the magic mirror," mom says pointing to Evie. "Yeah" Evil queen gave Evie the magic mirror. "This is your magic mirror?" Evie questioned kinda disappointed.

"Yeah, well, it ain't what it used to be, but then again, neither are we!" The E.Q. laughed, "It will help you find things" She says. "Like a prince?" Evie asked, "Like my waistline" E.Q. says. "Like the magic wand! Hello!" Mom told her, "My spell book. My book. I need my... that book Oh, ah! The safe. The safe," mom said trying to open the fridge, I bit my lip to keep myself from laughing.

"Queen, help me! I never can figure this thing out," Evil Queen helped her open the fridge, "My spell... come, darling. Come. Oh... ooh! Oh, Oh.
There she is. It doesn't work here, but it will in Auradon. Remember? When we were spreading evil and ruining lives." Mom asked her fellow villians, "Like it was yesterday." E.Q says,
"And now you will be making your own memories
by doing exactly as I tell you. Door." Mom handed the book to Mal, mom turned to me and smiled widely, "You my little fairy have magic without the book but you can borrow or steal the book from your sister whatever." She says and waved her hand. I smiled and turned around, I smacked my forehead with my hand and closed my eyes.

I would be able to destroy the Barrier then! You wouldn't need the Wand cause you have me! Mom where's that big brain of yours?? I started laughing to myself Oh well, I'm not that Evil and steal Mal's chance to get to mom's good side. I'll just watch what happens, I might not even use it.

Outside there was a beep, BEEP ehehhehehe, "Whoo! Let's get this party started!"

"Carlos! Come."

"Who is the fairest of them all?"

"Me" "Ah!" "You" "Yes! Let's go"

"Now, recite our mantra"

"There's no team in *I*"

"Oh, run along. You're making me tear up."

"My bag." "Yeah." "Dad!" "Coming!"

"Remember, If you met a fellow Wonderlandian, be friendly." The Queen of hearts say to Lizzy, Mom looked at them and turn to me and Mal as she twirled her finger in a circular motion next to her ear, in other words mom was saying the Red Queen is Crazy. I just think she's misplaced, She should be in Auradon or back in Wonderland not here.

"Yes Mom." Lizzy said, "That's my darling, I'll miss you." Q.o.H. pulled her daughter into a hug, "I'll miss you too mom." I smiled at their relationship, I felt mom put her arms on mal and my shoulders.

"The future of the free world rests on your shoulders. Don't blow it." Mom said to us before walking away, "More like, don't blow it Mal." I snickered and she glared at me, "Cause I know, I'll do the job better than you, cause I am." I told her ehehehehe my confidence is super high rn, don't stop me now I'm having such a good time rubbing it to Mal's face.... Um... Also I'm like using this time to push it to her face because I'll go full on protecc mode for my sister cause I love her awwww... Ew I'm not used to this but yes I do and I'll protect her there cause I'm the eldest twin and it's my job.

"Mal! (y/n)." Mom said, we nodded and we went outside, "Ah! Smells like common folk." EQ said waving her hand over her nose. Evie made way as Carlos sprinted inside the limo, Evie squealed before going in, she's such a nice cinnamon roll,
"Come back here, now! Carlos!" Cruella exclaimed, I got inside next to Lizzy, "The jackals have landed." the guy in suit said.

"Bring home the gold!" "Bring home a puppy!" "Bring home a prince!" "Bring home Alice's head! kidding! Bring home some fresh red roses for me!"

I sighed and looked at the snacks and took (f/s) (favorite snacks). "You're looking a little washed out unlike your sister who's flawless in everyway," Evie said making me flip my hair, "Thank you for the compliment Evie." I said but they were ignoring me. Ah! rude! I'm being fabulous here, "Let me help you out," Evie said to mal while holding a makeup brush and brushed Mal's face.

"Ew, stop I'm plotting" Mal said then slapped Evie's hand away, Lizzy giggled and took more chocolate bars, "Well, It's not very attractive." "Oh! These! It's salty like nuts, but It's sweet like I don't know what." Carlos said while looking at awe at the chocolate in his hand. He is such a cutie? Who else agrees? To be honest I would date Carlos but I'm scared I might melt and because of his cuteness and he is such a kind person!

"Let me see." jay said, carlos opened his mouth showing it to him, "Ew!" Evie, mal, and jay said while lizzy kept chocolates in her pockets. Jay hit Carlos' side, "Ow!" Carlos yelped as jay took the chocolate from carlos' hand and placed it in his mouth. I glared at Jay and he noticed, he looked over to me and shrugged, "What?" He asked and I opened my mouth to scold him but I was cut off.
"Look!" Carlos said pointing at the barrier, "It's a trap!" Mal said panicking and all of the gang hugged except for me. I moved away from them and started eating snacks and watched the magic golden bridge appear before our eyes. The others pulled away from each other and looked outside the window.

"What just happened?" lizzy questioned and fixed her clothes. "It must be magic." Evie said smiling, Honey of course it's magic.

"Hey." Mal said to the guy in suit, "Did this little button just open up the magic barrier?" Mal curiously asked holding a remote. "No, this one opens the magic barrier," he said as he held a golden remote in front of her while keeping his eyes on the road. "That one opens my garage And this button..." He said as he pushed a button from above and the window closed in front of Mal, "Okay Nasty. I like that guy." Mal told us.

Made: We're what killed the Dinosaurs- Something 2015
Edited: July 28 2019
Published: August 4 2019

-Uriel_Sinclair