Warning!! All the descendants fanfics I made have broken the fourth wall

"Once upon a time, long, long ago..." Mal says opening her tablet, "Well, more like 20 years ago..." (y/n) cut off leaning onto Mal's chair.
"Belle married her beast in front of 6,000 of their closest personal friends." Mal says, (y/n) rolls her eyes, "As if you'd have 6,000 personal friends- that'll only happen in Facebook dummy-" she whispers under her breath and smirked to herself, The tablet showed Belle and beast, "Belle got the tinder switcheroo, His profile picture heavily edited but he actually looks like-" Mal glared at (y/n) to warn her, "Like a old math teacher who just got divorced... Twice..." She continued and laughed. Mal just gawked as (y/n) took the tablet from mal's hand and swiped, a big cake popped up, "Yes Big cake- it wasn't chocolate, so disappointing. Yeah, so instead of a honeymoon, beast united all of the kingdoms and got himself elected king of the United States of Auradon," She says and the tablet showed the map of Auradon, Mal cleared her throat and grabbed the tablet back, "Anyways.. He rounded up all the villains and sidekicks... basically all the really interesting people... and he booted them off to the isle of the lost with a magical barrier
to keep them there." Mal says showing off the villains including our mom.

"Yeah, he even asked the godmother to revived the dead villains like our mom maleficent, Evil Queen, Ursula, Gaston and many more. Jafar was even striped from his genie powers to stay in the isle-I say the king is messed up, He wanted the dead villains to suffer again in the isle." (Y/n) pointed out and Mal smacked her forehead with her hand and closed her eyes, "(y/n)! We're not gonna talk about that anymore," Mal groaned and (y/n) held her hands up in surrender. "Well it's true but fine.." (y/n) chuckled and Mal rolled her eyes, "Well.." Mal says and looks over to (y/n) thinking she might cut her off again and (y/n) just grinned, "This is our hood." Mal says getting back to the tablet and showed pictures from the isle, "We have No magic. No wi-fi. No way out." Mal says and (y/n) cuts her off again, "Or so we thought." The camera lifts up and Mal pushed it back, "Hang on, you're about to meet us. But first this happened." Mal chuckled and the scene cuts to Ben. "Oh look it's your bOyfRieNd." Do I need to mention who said that?

"We seriously need to redo, okay start from the beginning-" Mal groans, (y/n) placed a hand on her hip, "No, we don't need to start all over again, it's just perfect." (Y/n) says in a 'matter of fact' tone. "It would have been perfect if you stick to the script (y/n), I swear if they made a movie of this they'll cut all your scenes out for being weird," Mal says and (y/n)'s eyes widen, "Mal! What do you mean? I'm making it more interesting and it's not weird, you're weird," She says crossing her arms and stuck her tongue out at Mal, "And you're childish- enough we're going to re do it-" "As if- camera man go shoot Ben's scene hurry!"

👑BEN'S POV

I stared at the isle of lost as the tailor took my measurements, after a few moments the door open revealing my parents and sister as they came in, "How is it possible that you're going to be crowned king next month? You're just a baby!" Dad exclaimed while smiling, "Ben's turning 16, dear." Mom said to him. "Hey, pops." I greeted. My sister waved at me from their back before walking over to the bed and took a seat.

"16? That's far too young to be crowned king. I didn't make a good decision until I was at least 42," Dad said and mom looks over to him, "Uh, you decided to marry me at 28." "Ah, it was either you or a teapot." he joked and mom slightly glared and rolled her eyes, "Kidding." I silently chuckled and took a breath. "Mom, dad..." I called and turn to me "I've chosen my first official proclamation. I've decided that the children on the isle of the lost be given a chance to live here in Auradon. Every time I look out to the island, I feel like they've been abandoned" I stated, dad took a step forward. "The children of our sworn enemies, living among us?" He questioned sternly, and I nodded,  "We start out with a few at first, only the ones who need our help the most. I've already chosen them." I sighed, he gave me a look, "Have you?" Mom held his shoulder, "I gave you a second chance. Who are their parents?" Mom smiled "Cruella de vil... Jafar.... Evil Queen... Maleficent..." I named and was cut off by Harmony, who blurted out, "Don't forget the Queen of hearts." She smiles, our parents turn to her and dad was about to go on (bitch) beast mode. "Maleficent! She is the worst villain in the land!" he yelled at me, I awkwardly stood there.

"Dad, just hear him out here." Harmony insisted, "I won't hear of it They are guilty of unspeakable crimes." He says, "Dad, their children are innocent. Don't you think they deserve a shot at a normal life? Dad?" I told him, dad calmed down and was hesitant to agree with me. "I suppose their children are innocent." He says earning a smile from me. "Well. Well done. Shall we?" mom said smiling and dad nodded and they left, "I like your idea bro bro, can't wait to meet them." She says as she straighten out her blue leather jacket, "You know that's so unlady like." I say as I noticed she was not crossing her leg, good thing she was wearing pants... "So?" She ask and she stood up, "We're the same age so you can't criticize me." She says getting on my face, she pulled away laughing, I chuckled, "Yeah but I'm mature and older than you for 8 minutes." I defended and she laughed even harder, "Mature? Pfft really now?" She says, I stared at her deadpanned, "So what did headmistress do to you after the fight with a fellow schoolmate?" I ask changing the topic and since I remembered what happened yesterday. "Detention... As always.. but it was her fault for pushing me on the stairs. I wouldn't have given her lots of bruises if she didn't do it in the first place." She shrugged grabbed a red rose from my vase and placed it behind her ear. "Don't you think she accidentally bumped onto you?" I told her and she raised a brow at me. "Really? Her, doing it by accident?" She started, "Maybe her entire existence is a accident-" My eyes widen at her and she just grinned then shrugged innocently. "Harmony don't be like that," She shrugged, "Hey I was generous enough to not hit her face, even if I badly wanted to but she's cry and whine for days for-" I decided to cut her off, "Okay okay stop what ever happened to you guys? You used to be close-" Harmony made a gag noise, "Ew bro bro don't remind me I use to hang out with her." She says I rolled my eyes, she walked over to my bed and hugged one of my pillows after grabbing it, "Fine, just don't do it again." I sternly told her and she winked at me, "I make no promises." She says and before she walked out she threw the pillow to my head, "So it was on purpose!" I exclaimed and saw her peaking at he door, I threw the pillow back at her but she successfully closed the door before the pillow hit her. I stood there in silence, "Hey Harmony?" I called out and heard her response, "Yes Elsa?" I rolled my eyes, "Could you throw back my pillow?" I asked her, she opened the door and looked inside, "No! Do it yourself Lazy ass! Just because you're royalty doesn't mean you get whatever you want like your 'gurlfriend' Stretch your legs once in a while." She told me and I pout, "Fine... I'll get it when I walk out." I say and shook my head before turning around staring at the Isle, the pillow hit the back of my head, "HARMONY!" I exclaimed and her laugh faded.

🌟YOUR POV

We were doing the usual, singing, I mean! We got the Disney blood, you gotta sing, hey even Anastasia -who I wish was a Disney Princess- sings, I mean it would be cool if we had a Russian Princess. We already got a Danish, French, Scandinavian, Arabic, and etc princesses. Also we got a daughter of chiefs, and a princess from wakanda and stuffs- Even princess Leia and hell even Deadpool omg- anyways.

(Mal &you):
"Call me a schemer
Call me a freak
How can you say that?
I'm just... unique!"

Mal handed me a blue spray paint and we sprayed our initial at the curtain. M for Mal and whatever initial for me, cause I have different names, wiggles eyebrows yes I said and did it- anyways am I right? I have different names, check it out in the comments if they left their names in the comment so I can use them.

(Jay):
"What, me? A traitor?
Ain't got your back?
Are we not friends?
What's up with that?"

(Evie & lizzy):
"So I'm a misfit
So I'm a flirt
I broke your heart?
I made you hurt?"

(Carlos):
"The past is past
Forgive, forget
The truth is...
You ain't seen nothing yet!"

(mal, evie, lizzy, &you):
"Mirror, mirror on the wall
Who's the baddest of them all?
Welcome to my wicked world, wicked world"

Yeah- You know? If you're curious what the heck is happening, check YouTube for our dance and shits cause I'm too lazy to place it here- at least you have the lyrics yay, pfft-

(Chorus):
"I'm rotten to the core, core
Rotten to the core
I'm rotten to the core, core
Who could ask for more?
I'm nothing like the kid next-like the kid next door
I'm rotten to the (core), I'm rotten to the (core),
I'm rotten to the core"

After we were done singing, Mal stole a candy from a baby making me roll my eyes for her mean behavior, sorry it's not close to evil- I myself ain't evil, I'm just neutral you get me?

The others laughed, did they laugh at mal or the baby? Hmm we may never know. "Hmm. Hi, mom." Mal said turning around when she noticed the- Silhouette of a man- man... I mean mom, mama eh. "Stealing candy, Mal? I'm so disappointed." Mom says revealing herself, my lips curved into a grin. "It was from a baby" I rolled my eyes and mom noticed it then smirked. "Ah!
That's my nasty little girl" She took the candy, placed it in her arm pit and spit on it and handed it to her minion, okay... Hold up-

Just... What? Huh?? Why the armpit? Why spit on it? The baby was drooling on the candy and she just placed on her armpit? Mom has stinky candy shits on her armpit now lmao-

"Give it back to the dreadful creature." I notice Mal frowned, don't tell me you wanted to eat that Mal?  "Mom..." Mom placed her arm on mal's shoulder, "It's the deets, Mal, that make the difference between mean and truly evil. When I was your age, I was cursing entire kingdoms."

Mom, let me correct, *Kindgom unless you count the version of you from Once Upon a Time who fell in love with.... Hades?? Idk I don't remember but Wait- who's our father again? Wait- could it be Mal and I are half sisters? Woah! Oh Wait no I forgot we are twins... False alarm! We aren't half sisters, we're twin sisters... But yeah I'm more of a fairy than mal cause she's the dragon, I'm the Beautiful daughter of Angelina Jolie as Maleficent so I'm more on action no I'm lazy to even kick someone am probably the.... Uh I'm me, and I'm a fabulous fairy and demigod there's that.

Mal's the daughter of a sugar plum fairy from Strange Magic, that girl with Elphaba with pink dress that sung popular- who was she again? Just messing with you it's Glinda so like Mal is the musical girl.

Did you know iron can burn me? Yeah it can that's why I wear iron proof clothes and gloves caus there's iron everywhere. Mal's lucky she doesn't suffer this, I might die because of iron oOHh nOoo. Just messing with you, Iron gives me allergies, I turn green of envy- no it itches so when I scratch it feels like it's burning ahahaha I'm Rambling.

"Cursing entire kingdoms." Mal dreamily said "You two. Walk with me." Mom pointed at me and I nodded and walked towards them.

Oh yeah I have wings on my back by the way, but I couldn't use it because, magic isn't real here so it turned into a tattoo isn't that cool?

"See, I'm just, just trying to teach you two the thing that really counts... How to be me." Mom says, "I know that. And I'll do better." Mal said, "*I'll teach you how to be (popular) me.* Mom that should be a musical number." I said, Mal looked confused. Mom blinked and leaned closer to me, "Sweetie I did, with Elphaba, it went like, I'll teach you how to be popular, I'll teach you the proper poise when you talk to boys-" My eyes widen, "Mom you were blonde and Mal might make her hair blonde because of y-" I whispered and stopped myself when she walked away from me, rude.

"Oh! There's news! I buried the lede. You six have been chosen to go to a different school... In Auradon." I crossed my arms and looked at her. We must be in a story like now, I mean, after a song, there's this news that'll change our lives stuffs like that-

"What? I'm not going to some boarding school filled to the brim with prissy pink princesses!" Mal remarked and stumped her foot on the ground like a child, Fe fi fu fam?

"And perfect princes," Evie says dreamily, Hmmm You might end up like EQ from QUAT. Girl you don't need princesses- I mean princes. EQ got that stable boy and Robin hood, You might fall in love with a drawf for Disney sake, it'll be adorable.

"Yeah, and I don't do uniforms. Unless It's leather. You feel me?" Jay says as the others ignored them, I physically ignored him but mentally didn't, Questioned, How can we stay with leather for years? Why don't we get itchy? We hella need a lotta baby powder.

"I read somewhere that they allow dogs in Auradon. Mom said they're rabid pack animals who eat boys who don't behave." Carlos says hiding behind Lizzy. Dude dogs aren't that bad, I'm sure you'll have a dog friend.

"I... Uh I'm in?" Lizzy says looking at her nails, Mal and the others turn to her including me btw, "What? They have bigger gardens than here." She said in her defense. Welp I'm just gonna go with the flow, let the author write-

"Mom we're going." I said looking at her she grabbed my hand with her right hand and pulled me close, she whispered in my ear, "Oh, my little fairy this is why I love you." Yesss give me the love- She pushed me to mal, Oh there it was, the love. Hey I'm not gonna lie, it's not her fault she doesn't know how to love anymore. Ahemm loveeee issss strangeeeee, you won't get it if you didn't watch strange magic boohoo.. jk... Rowling says you're gay-

"Mal, It's all about world domination" says she while she licked her lips at the end of the sentence, she probably was looking for stuck food in her teeth so it won't be embarrassing when she smiles. "Knuckleheads! (y/n) Mal..." We followed her home. Well their home, Maleficent, Evil Queen, Cruella De Vill, Jafar and Queen of Hearts. We have our own hideout but we haven't went there in a while.

-Author's Note-

Hey guys- I dare you to go back and read it in Moriah Elizabeth's voice or else I'd attack you with a butter knife and you'd snap my neck and I die but not really because someone will go back in time and I'll suddenly be alive again and escape to another realm and start my series it's a win win-

Okay sorry, I'm sick rn, and I felt high writing this ahahaha also I wrote this in Rogah Taylah's birthday yeepeee

Sorry I made some changes, who said this was gonna be a serious fanfic? No one so yeah and yes, You are the Deadpool of this story- who doesn't like Deadpool? I will go john wick on you if you don't like him I swear.

Fun lame fact and story time:

I wrote this in 12:40 am because I had a dream and woke up, decided to improve this story Ryan Maria Reynolds style.

Also in the dream, I had three kids.. wow I named them, the first born John Roger, Second Rogah Mercury (Roger with a accent), And lastly my sweetie, Rogerina May. Idk why my dream suddenly was connected to Queen or maybe because it's Roger's birthday (obviously not anymore when i publish this) and yeah... Hmmm I might name my pets those names in the future :D cause why not?

Also another dream about Roger, I gave him a new car but he didn't accept it- guess why.

He didn't want to cheat with his car, This boy took 'I'm in love with my car' to a whole new level... Jeez....

I have a lot of interesting dreams, should I write it? Wanna know what it was? XD it's not all about Queen though ahahahha-

Also No! I didn't became a fan of Queen just because of the movie Bohemian Rhapsody, I grew up listening to Queen cause my mom and her dad always sings Queen songs, My dad would play 'Love of my life' to my mom at night when I was a kid and also 'We will rock you and We are the champions' play when we have contests in the province.

I wasn't obsessed with them before like now uh since I was in grade 7 but I don't show it much (I reunited listening to Queen Because of the movie :V) because people would think I'm so weird because I don't listen to Pop songs much, like legit I only listen to Indie, Country, Classical pieces, Rock and Roll, then Emo songs pfft-

Also I hate it when people make fun of French and some Spanish songs I listen to because they say "it's so weird" or even say, "Bakit Hindi ka nakikinig sa Filipino songs?" (Why don't you listen to Filipino songs?) Well I do but only know little like Narda and Filipino song from four of spades. Uhhh I don't remember the titles so yeah rip.

Sometimes the scenario would be like this:
Me: *for example, Listens to 'La vie en rose' by Edith Piaf*

My annoying relative: *steals my tablet and looks at what I'm listening toh* yucks Julian (First name lmao) bakit ka nakikinig sa French songs hindi mo naman naintindihan (Ew Julian why are you listening to French songs? You don't even know what they're talking about)

Also them: *Listens to Korean songs, huge fan.*

and I don't complain because I too listen to Korean songs nowadays also 'Excusez-moi? Tu es Stupide' XD I was learning French and tried to understand French songs I had in my play list but like I gave up on learning other languages :V

Wow, if you read until this part... Congratulations! Thank you for taking your time to read me ranting also I'm sorry about that.

Made: When the dinosaur still live... Something 2015
Edited: July 26 2019
Published: August 4 2019

-Uriel_Sinclair