Sorry I was put for a while, I had some things to do and no inspiration coming up.

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Story:

No one's POV:

"Maybe facetiming was a bad idea."

"Those are some wise words you said there, young lad."

"Shut up Halfborn, dont talk like you were some kind of old man wizard with a very long white beard and hair and is the headmaster of a wizard school. You're an idiot." Halfborn blinked at the words of Alex, "Well, that's oddly specific, who are you talking about dear Alex."

To the Einerjars, it was pretty obvious that Halfborn was trying to sound smarter in front of the strangers on the phone. To impress them, maybe?

"Halfborn, are you trying to assert dominance by sounding smart? 'cause it's not working." (My brothers do that a lot) Everyone was looking at Magnus' because of his sassy response, he's more of a sarcastic boi, so him being sassy is kinda new. Must be because he has Alex as his significant other. (They haven't met Percy yet, imma do that later)

"Ok kiddos, the point is, we've got your stuff, and we want to make a deal out of it." Interrupting the 'Kiddos' conversation, Tony tried to start what the actual important part of this call was.

"First of all, that was rude, we were talking over here. Second of all, we'll get to that point later. Third of all, we're not kids, technically. "

The einerjars nodded at what Alex said, he was right, that was incredibly disrespectful. While laughs were heard on the Avengers' side, which appeared to be coming from the two norse gods in the back of the room.

"Shut the fuck you two. We ain't talking to y'all. " To that comment, added by the beautiful Alex, the gods stopped laughing and were somewhat incredulous, like they didn't know Alex was like that. How stupid of them.

"The audacity. How dare you talk to a god as such." Loki said putting his hand over his heart, as if he was hurt from that.

"Does it look like we care about you, you stupid 'god'?"

The word god was very clearly emphasized from TJ's par. No one like you Loki, remember that.

"Ok, since you crazy kids want to sleep, and we want this to be finished soon here, let's just get this over with already."

Sam said while interrupting any other conversations. Everyone was simingly tired, especially the "kids", and wanted to go home already. The undead people looked at each other and nodded after having a silent conversation.

"Fine, as long as I can have my weapon and phone back, I can listen to you guys." Natasha was going to comment about Alex's weapon, but the latter didn't let her start. "And give me 1K for emotional support, since you've traumatized and kidnapped poor poor me." Alex put a hand over his heart whilst saying that and the other over his head just to make it theatrical.

Obviously, that was all an act, Alex was just short on money at the moment, and needed some urgently to buy something he saw at the store before.

"There is no wa-" "Ok, I'll give you 10 thousands if you meet us at some place tomorrow. To talk, only." The richest dude would pay for everything of course, since that was not Tony who talked, the latter looked very much like he disliked the idea.

"There is no way I'm giving MY money to a random kid." Tony replied angrily.

"Tony, we'll give them the money if it ends up being good for our side. And you don't have a choice." Leaving no room for discussion, Fury was on his way to end the call, but TJ stopped him by talking.

"Yeah, that's cool, but can we all come over? I'm bored and there's nothing we can do right now. Some idiot ravaged the minibar and they are rebuilding it. It'll take at least one week." (It would probably take less time, but it's for the plot). The boy said rapidly so that the callers could listen to his demand before leaving the call. It's worked too, because it was accepted.

They finished with their convo together with the video call, but were the Avengers satisfied with only one more meeting? Of course not! They never precised if they were going to meet for only one day, or if they were going to stay at the Avengers tower for a while longer. Obviously that is not kidnapping and sequestration. Is it? Not for the world's greatest heroes!

Before just going to bed and being over with the day, the spandex people decided to look through Alex's phone, while totally not invading someone's privacy.

They first looked at the apps on the phone. Just the normal stuff: The basic apps, a few social medias, a few games, wattpad, just like a normal, non-dead person.

Peter being the only gen z present, asked to go on Alex's socials and follow him? her? just to see what is posted on their account (they dont know that Alex doesn't like they/them pronouns).

Turns out The Dead Crew, newfound name, is actually very popular on tik tok and insta, even on Twitter. They are verified for doing very dangerous stuff on their media, things that could permanently hurt a normal human being.

Moving on to the gallery/camera because they are the Avengers and privacy doesn't exist.
Just a bunch of pictures of Alex and Magnus together.

With the only times that Alex and Magnus were seen together until now, no stranger would think they are dating or even in love. But they looked so sweet together on the photos, looking like a couple's goal for a stable relationship.

Half of the content was hidden takes of Magnus, like Alex wanted as many memories of his/her boyfriend as possible and took them without the others knowledge.

But the point of why the spandex people- Avengers used their "We're the Avengers" to get past any terms of privacy was to look for more evidence on what Dead Crew was. So that was not very useful to them.

Almost every video or photo taken was in the same looking place. Probably the hotel Alex talked about. That was, with the content on their social medias, and Alex's interrogation, the only things they knew about the kids.

"So now kiddo, you go back home or your aunt will start worry." Tony said as he pushed Peter towards the door. It was almost 9PM as they had finished invading people's privacies.

"But Mr.Stark, you guys are going to find out things without me. How is that any fair?" He let out a small whine and started pouting, acting like a small kid.

"Don't worry Peter, we won't continue to look through Alex's phone, none of us." Natasha eyed the group as to say 'dont look any further in the matter', "Just make sure to be there when they come tomorrow. Okay?" She said in a motherly way.

Since Peter was introduced to the team, he was basically claimed by most of them as their son.

"Ok then..." He responded a little disappointed. "Bye guys." He waved and walked out the door and to the elevator.

Everyone else followed suit and went back to their home or room in some cases. It was to be an interesting day tomorrow.

The end

for now

hope you at least slightly enjoyed this horrible story

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