Spike laid on his bed reading his newest comic book. He grinned as he quickly turned the pages, reading every word. 

He laughed loudly and punched the air," HAHA! A NEW WIN FOR THE POWER PONIES!"

He  wagged his tail and sat up. He laid the comic on his dresser.  Discord appeared," Spikey Poo! How is my favorite drakey?"

Spike eeped," H-hey Dissy! I-I'm good and you?" 

"Amazing! Are you wagging your tail?"

"Am I? GAH! I AM!"

" Aren't you a cute little puppy!"

"I'm a dragon!"

Discord came closer and began to scratch the drake behind his fin. Spike eeped and stiffened. He slowly relaxed and his foot began kicking. His tongue hung out.

Discord smirked," Is my little Spikey enjoying this?"

Spike nodded and moaned a bit. 

Discord continued, while smiling.