"Once upon a time in the small, lovely and quite......." the narrator cringed when someone shouted "HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY PANCAKES!!!" that was before a body came sailing through the air and landing on him. "Oof" The narrator gasped out as he was crushed.

"Snips baby please!!"

"It's either the couch or hammock for you tonight Retro!" She shouted before marching off. The narrator meanwhile had managed to wiggle out from under the heavy dragon crushing them and continued their tale.

"And here we have Retro and Snips. One of the village's happy and explosive couples. Snips who was this village's High Priestess marched towards the temple as she needed to let off some steam.

Once within the temple she proceeded to call forth the Cosmic Dragon Aterro. "Cosmic Dragon!!! Cosmic Dragon!! Get your ass over here!!"

The Cosmic Dragon let out a yawn before appearing. "What ever happened to the old days where I was summoned with large amounts of food and gold." He grumbled. "It's not even noon yet! I need my beauty sleep."

Snips rolled her eyes. "Don't be such a drama queen Aterro."

"Ah Snips. So it was you who called me." Attero smiled. "So what has that husband of yours done now?"

"He dared insult my cooking!!" Snips started to rant. "Can you believe that!!"

"Has Retro got a deathwish?" Attero whispered to himself as he vigorously nodded along to Snips rant. "........ And then he asked me on a date. Can you understand!!"

"Wait what?" Attero mumbled as he had tuned Snips out for a moment. "Yeah... so true... you're right." He quickly said and tried to cover up the fact that he hadn't been listening.

Snips blinked at him for a second before she shouted "You weren't even listening!!"

"Yes I was" Attero argued.

"No you weren't"

"Yes I was."

"No you weren't" Snips argued back and then said "If you were listening to me you would have noticed that I said "the otter gave me ice cream" somewhere in between." She reasoned.

"Eh..... We don't have an otter." Attero sheepishly stated.

"Exactly!! And now for your punishment!"

"Wait what!!" Attero shouted.

"You heard me!! Now morph into your humanoid form!! We are going bar hopping and you'll be picking up a date!!" Snips commanded.

"But....." Attero trailed off.

"No buts or do you want me to tell Moon what happened to his first rock?"

"Hey that was an accident!!" Attero shouted.

"Morph" Snips ordered causing the Cosmic Dragon to let out a sigh. He really didn't want to argue with the spitfire. Soon Attero stood before her in his humanoid draconic form.

"Alright time for you to go pick up some dragons!!" Snips gleefully exclaimed.

"Eh........" Attero said looking a little uncertain. "I..... don't know how."

Snips gave him an odd look. "Surely you have some pick up lines to use." She suggested.

"Eh......" Attero nervously rubbed the back of his head.

"Give it your best shot." Snips told him while looking at him eagerly.

Attero looked like a deer caught in the headlights and he said the first thing that came to mind "Baby, if you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple."

Snips just silently stood in front of Attero before falling to the floor in a loud fit of giggles. "Oh... my!!! A...... HAHAHAHAHAHA...... fineapple!!!!"

It took awhile before she stopped spasming from the laughter and looked up to see a blushing Attero. "Hey hon. It's not so bad." She giggled. "Why don't you try Hey my name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place?" She suggested as Attero gave her a look of utter horror.

"No...... just no." He managed to say.

"How about You must be a banana because I find you a peeling?"

"No... I'm not saying that." Attero stated as he looked at her with an are-you-crazy look.

"Then how about I'm not a weatherman, but you could expect more than a few inches tonight." She again suggested and looked up to see that Attero was doing an amazing imitation of a cherry red tomato.

"I AM NOT SAYING THAT YOU CRAZY WOMAN!!!" He shouted still beet red.

Just before he could say anything else Retro came running into the temple holding a bouquet of flowers bigger than himself. "Snips honey!! I'm so sorry!!" He said as he handed her the bouquet. "I didn't mean to insult your cooking!!"

"Oh baby you shouldn't have" Snips giggled as she gave Retro a kiss. Attero took that moment to try and inch back, hoping that Snips wouldn't notice him leaving.

"Now where are you going?" She said as she glanced at Aterro.

'Crap' Attero thought.

"We still need to buy you a pair of leather pants!" She stated before giving her husband another kiss and then dragging Attero out of the temple to go shopping.

"But........but......" Attero feebly said as he was being dragged off.

"Bye honey!" Retro shouted. "Am I off the couch?!" He quickly added.

"NO!!"

"And so another tale ends in the lovely, not so quiet, village of Discord." The narrator said as they took a seat and grabbed some popcorn while watching Snips and Attero's shopping spree. "Until next time."

-------The End--------