Chief's sneezy day
Birds chirped as the narrator made his way through the village "Welcome all to the wonderful village of Discor-" He however didn't get to finish his sentence as a large fireball flew over his head, nearly roasting him. "What in the?" Our narrator mumbled as he heard a loud sneeze coming from the village square.
Upon arriving he saw Chief Asier, who had recently taken on a new form in a sneezing fit. A few of the villagers were hiding as each loud sneeze produced a fireball.
"Oh my" The Narrator said as he took cover behind the apothecary as a fireball engulfed Batty who was flying by, completely unaware.
Batty, now blackened and probably crispy, let out a puff of smoke before falling face first onto the pavement.
"Oeps" The Chieftain mumbled while looking sheepish.
"Batty!!" Alyssa shouted as she flew past. The witch picked up the little round bat and rejuvenated him.
"Asier what is going on?" Alyssa asked as she parked her broom.
"Allergies I think" The now blue, red and white dragon with fluffy tufts of fur nasally mumbled. "I'm still getting used to this new form."
Another sneezing fit followed as several fireballs were sent into the air. One hit the Alyssa's mushroom house and the witch sighed in relief that she made the place fireproof.
The second fireball streaked over Moon who was lazing on his rock. The Night Fury shot up and roared "MY CHEESE!!" The fireball had apparently hit the giant mozzarella cheese wheel, that Moon had managed to get his paws on, and melted it.
"Darn" Asier grumbled as the villagers now watched in fascination where the third fireball was heading.
The fireball engulfed Retro who had been out flying with Snips. "Well hon, it seems you just got a little hotter." Snips chuckled as Retro was left blackened from the soot.
Asier felt another sneeze coming and quickly clamped his paws over his muzzle. Smoke was then seen coming through his nostrils.
"Hey guys check out my new game and mods!" Ori said as the fledgeling flew into the square holding a silver laptop. Asier had turned in Ori's direction but another sneeze came and a fireball was sent straight at the computer.
"NOOOO MY SKYRIM!! MY FANFICTION!!" Ori shouted as he held up the remains of his laptop.
"Quit being so melodramatic brother." Ari said as she flew after her twin. "That laptop of yours was half dead already."
"But my game!!!" Ori wailed. "My precious mods!!"
Ari just stood there on her haunches rolling her eyes.
The Chief sneezed once more, this time he managed to direct the blast to the pavement, but the force caused him to tumble backwards and end up in the well.
"And this is why we have a large well." The witch mumbled as Moon flew to the square while she peeked inside, hearing muffled sounds. It appeared however that Asier had become stuck somewhere in the well. "I think we might need a bigger well."
"Nah, it's all the food his mate has been feeding him." Moon chuckled also peering inside.
"A little help please!!" The Chief shouted, still stuck and wiggling.
"Soooo..... How do we get him out?" Doragon asked as several villagers approached.
"Oh I have an idea for that." Moon piped up and produced a pepper shaker.
"Are you crazy! You want him to sneeze more?!" Doragon mumbled as he looked at the mischievous Night Fury.
"What better way to get him out?" Moon asked as he used his paws to twist the pepper shaker. The pepper fell down the well and Asier breathed it in.
"Step back a huge one is coming!" Moon chuckled as the villagers found hiding places.
The sneeze was louder than all the previous ones. The well exploded and the villagers could see their Chief being shot in the air before landing a few miles away in the ocean.
"See! I got him out!" Moon beamed before going back to his rock.
"I guess so" Onyxia chuckled as she looked at the giant crater now in the village square. "Think we can put in a fountain?"
Asier managed to swim back to the village thirty minutes later. He was completely drenched and thus shook the water from his body, floof and hair, causing it to puff up like an afro. The Chief grumbled as he wrangled a lobster out of the fluffy fur around his neck.
It was then that he realized that his sneezing fits had stopped. Happily the Chief trotted back to the village and exclaimed "THEY'RE GONE THEY ARE FINALLY GONE!!!" The villagers cheered but then stopped when their Chief sneezed again. "Or maybe not" Asier mumbled sheepishly.
"And so ends another eventful day in the village of Discord!!" Fred, the narrator, said. "Eventually the sneezing did end and the village pile into the tavern for a drink and entertainment."
"Retro you have got to see this!" Fred heard Attero say. "Moon got drunk and is now flirting with his rock!"
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