R.I.P.
CHADWICK BOSEMAN
1977-2020

Captain John and Lieutenant MacTavish are going through crowd of people running. They are moving through them until they see a suicede bomber. They aim their guns at him, keeping their distance.

John: "Stop right there!"

Bomber: "Back away or I'll do it!"

John: "Son, don't."

Bomber: "Back away!"

Bomber lift his right hand in which is the detonator. Tension is high, people still running. Until a phone rings. But not any phone, bomber's phone. He slowly goes to pick it up and sees unknown number. He anwsers it.

Bomber: "Who's this?"

???: "Hello Mr. Todd."

Bomber: "Who's this!?"

???: "My name isn't important, but that you have a C4 on you, I can help you if you liste to me."

Bomber: "You're lieing, just to fool me!"

???: "Am I? I know that you were captured and forced to wear C4 and if you don't exploded it, you'll Will be killed by a sniper. If that fails to, than your kid Will be killed by a" babysitter". "

Bomber:" I... I..."

???: "Listen, I taken out the babysitter already and proteced your kid, I now need from you to step back and tell me posistion of the sniper."

Bomber: "How do I trust you?"

???: "Is it better to trust me then that red dot on your head?"

Bomber: "... Left Hotel, South, 13th floor..."

???: "Now act, make him think you are going with the plan."

In the hotel, we see through scope the bomber. He takes aim, calculates wind speed and puts his finger on the triger.

He's gonna fire it, but then he's shoot in the head, his dead body falls on the ground.

Camera zooms in on another building, right on the HDR sniper and one handling it was Agent L/N or more known for his code name Agent Venom.

He put's his hand on his com.

Y/N: "Target elimated."

Cap. John: "Copy that."

While Captain John and Lieutenant MacTavish clear the situation down there, Y/N gets up, put's the sniper on hus back, walks up to the rope and slides down. He walks up to the door and open it, walking in the room, seeing Agent 13 on the computer, checking the camera's.

Sharon: "So another mission succeses?"

Y/N: "Yea, but it was close one."

Sharon: "But not for you. I'll inform Fury of your's team another work job done."

Y/N: "Is my team better now then STRIKE team?"

Sharon: "STRIKE team and your 1-4-1 can't be compared in any way because you work on diffrent asignments."

Y/N: "Eh, I still think mine's better."

Sharon: "Thor is returning today from Asgard so there's gonna be welcome party, are you gonna attend it?"

Y/N: "How I can not, I'm leaving in the tower. Unless Fury sends me on the mission."

Sharon: "Are you going to invite your friend? (wink)"

Y/N: "Yes, Sharon. I Will, but depands if she can, maybe even her spider friend too."

Then Captain John and Lieutenant Mactavish come through door.

John: "Talking about the party?"

Sharon: "Yes, are you two gonna come?"

John: "I already inform my wife I Will be on this party, but she told me to not get drunk."

Y/N puts his hand on his face, chuckling.

Y/N: "She didn't tell you you can't smoke the ciggaret?"

John: "She didn't."

2 of them laugh.

Y/N: "Soap, what about you?"

Soap: "You know I am always opened to parties."

Y/N: "What about Simon?"

Soap: "He'll be training new recruits with Sandman, Gaz and Roach."

Y/N: "Eh, (checks watch) we need to go Sharon or jet's leaving without us, see you on the party."

John: "You too."

So Agent 13 and L/N leave for Quinjet.

[Timeskip]

Y/N is seen walking down the hallway of the tower. He still wears his Agent Venom suit because that's basickly he always wears to be honest. Down the way, some other agents or workers nod to him or say hello to him or just call him by his surname, which he returns. He comes to a door of living room for most of agents to rest or put their belonging, he hears some talking in their when he knocks on the door.

???: "Gwen, I--"

*knock*knock*

Y/N looks inside and sees Miles and Gwen in their spider suits, who turned to see him on leaning on the door.

Y/N: "Gwen, Fury needs you."

Gwen: "Is it for that party later today?"

Y/N: "It seems so and I think I saw your dad in there with him."

Gwen: "(sighs) Of course he needs to check everything will be safe. I'll be there in 5--"

Y/N: "Fury doesn't like to wait, he said now."

Gwen: "Did you try--"

Y/N: "You know I did, but Fury is Fury."

Gwen: "(groans) Fine, talk to you later Miles."

Gwen walks outside of room, while Y/N enters it and goes to his locker, while Miles is standing there, frozed for some reason.

Y/N sees Miles in frozen state.

Y/N: "What? Did I interrupted something?"

Miles unfrozens and shakes his head, turning to him.

Miles: "N-no, no, no, de-definetly not."

Y/N raises an eyebrow.

Y/N: "You sure I didn't--"

Miles: "No, n-no, everything is f-fine."

Y/N: "Your face say it otherwise." - He said while crossing his arms.

Miles touches his face and it's reddish.
Seconds of silent pass, until.

Y/N: "They are in the closet."

Miles: "What?"

Y/N: "In the closet."

Miles: "What are you talking about?"

Then, Y/N kicks with his leg the closet door to open and through it fall out Peni, Ham, Peter and Noir on the ground between them.

Peter: "(groan) Dammit!"

Miles: "What the hell!? How long have you been in there?"

Ham: "Better question is, how did he know we were in there!?"

Y/N smirks.

Y/N: "Instict."

He starts to leave.

Y/N: "Tell Miguel he's invited also."

In the hallway, he met Gwen.

Gwen: "Where are you going?"

Y/N: "On the mission."

Gwen: "Oh." - She has the sadden face.

Y/N: "You okay?"

Gwen: "Yea, just wanted to hang out with you because we didn't to much after you become SHEILD's agent."

Y/N: "I know, but world is not gonna save itself."

Gwen: "I know..."

Y/N: "Look, maybe I'll be late, but I'll be on the party, okay."

He smiles at her. He gives him a s all smile. Before he walks away he says.

Y/N: "They were in the closet."

Gwen: "Hm?"

Y/N: "Living room ."

While he walks away, he hears her run to the door of living room and hears her shout:

Gwen: "What the hell guys!?"

[Timeskip]

After Spider-gang regroup with Gwen, she leads them to the party. When they come in, they see a lot of people. They see some Avengers playing pikado or poolball.

Tony: "So spiders are here."

Gwen: "Hey Mr. Stark."

Tony: "Follow me, I gotta introduce you to someone."

They follow Tony through crowd until they came up to god of thunder and hammers himself, Thor, Son of Odin.

Tony: "Thor, I would like to introduce you to our dimensional gang here."

Thor: "Oh, so you're people Tony was talking about when I came here, nice to meet you, my friends."

They shake hands with him.

Miles: "I thought you had blonde hair?"

Thor: "I did, little one, but that's Long story for another time."

Fury: "I believe it is."

Fury walks up to them, in his black suit as always.

Thor: "Fury, what a surprise, didn't think you're a guy for parties?"

Fury: "I'm not, I'm only here because I wating for the package to come."

Thor: "Hm?"

Fury: "Heads up."

When he says that, they here a quinjet coming. Fury goes to the ramp where it will land while most of people turn their Heads at the quinjet coming.

Tony: "Come Thor, you gotta meet our new agent."

Thor: "New agent? Don't we have always new agents?"

Gwen: "But this one is special." - She said while gigling.

They walk out on the ramp while Fury stands there while wond blows in his coat while quinjet is landing.

Then ramp starts opening. From Quinjet exited Y/N, in his suit covered in his purple blood, Price and Soap, who are nicely dressed. They walk up to the director.

Fury: "Agent L/N."

Y/N: "Director Fury."

He looks at the agent.

Fury: "I guess it escalated quickly?"

Price: "Indeed."

Soap: "Someone sold them vribranium."

Fury: "I thought we retrived all of it?"

Y/N: "I guess there's still some out there."

He takes out the chip and hands it to the Fury.

Y/N: "Most possible locations, so far, South American Rainforest is well protected now from wild fires."

Fury: "That's for now. I'll keep you informed on your next mission and agent L/N?"

Y/N: "Yes?"

Fury: "You might go and change, we don't need Stark to waste his money on the cleaning of your mess."

He walks away while Price and Soap laugh at it, while Y/N groans.

Tony and Thor walk up to them.

Thor: "So you're the agent Tony told me about?"

Y/N: "I'm agent Y/N L/N or you can call me by my code name Agent Venom."

He said while shaking hands with a literal god.

Thor: "Agent Venom? So that means you have one of Symbiots?"

Tony: "Basickly he's part of the Symbiot."

Thor: "What?"

Y/N: "Long story, maybe another time."

Thor: "Who are your friends here?"

Y/N: "This are Captain John Price and Lieutenant John MacTavish, but we call him Soap."

Thor: "SAS?"

Price: "Yes, we with others SAS members made a deal with SHEILD to make special forces group 1-4-1."

Thor: "Very intesting to hear."

Tony: "Y/N, how you didn't come prepared while they did?" - He said while walking to the Spider-Gang on the entrance.

Y/N: "Oh, no, I came prepared."

Tony: "What?"

Peter: "Wait, how?"

In blink of second, Y/N's outfit change into more convinet clothes for the party. Everyone is surprised, expect Gwen who is amazed, while Soap and Price laugh at their face expresions.

Tony: "Kid, w-when did you l-learn to do t-that?"

Y/N: "Couple days ago, in the bathroom... surrounded by enemies, not the best view..."

Noir: "Why did the enemies doing in the bathroom?"

Y/N: "Ambushing me."

Miguel: "And what happen after?"

Price: "Y/N killed all of them, with a sink."

Soap: "And one ended with his head in the toilet."

Gwen gaps laughed and turned around, putting her hand on her mouth, while everyone is shocked.

Y/N: "Emm, better let's go inside before it get more surpising."

So they back inside and split. Y/N and Tony walked up to Clint and Rhodey who were playing Pikado. Y/N grabed the dart and trow it, pasding by Clint face and sticked to another dart in the middle of 10.

Clint: "Look who's here."

Y/N: "I could trow that better."

Clint: "Oh, really, then show it."

Y/N grabed 3 darts, turned around and trow them over his shoulder, all 3 hitting the 10, every dart stick to the another.

Clint: "Show off."

Y/N: "Well that's not the best thing I did."

Tony: "What? Then what it is?"

Now most of closer people around turned their heads to the consvertion, including Steve and Sam.

Y/N: "I once killed 20 man in the bar... with a pencil."

Rhodey choked on his drink.

Tony: "Wait, wait, wait, you're kidding?"

Y/N: "I would be glad if I did, but I'm not. "

Clint: "Great, now I gotta tell my kids to not play with the pencils."

Everyone laughed at archers comment.

Later on, Y/N is hanging out with Steve and Thor and retired veterans and workes.

Thor has some kind of drink in his hand.

Old Man: "I gotta have some of that."

Thor: "No, no, no, no, see this, this was aged for a thousand years the barrels built from the wreck of Ronnie Hills fleet. He's not meant for mortal men."

Y/N: "I'm not mortal, so I can handle it."

Thor: "Maybe you."

Old man#2: "Neither was Omaha Beach, blondie, stop trying to scare us, come on."

Thor looks at Steve, who just nod his head in go on meaning. Thor pours the drink in the small glasses and gives it to every old man and Y/N.

Minutes later, old man#2 is carried away by two waiters, while one old man is frozen in place while 3rd passed out.

Thor and Steve are with Y/N who drinks his 8th glass now.

Steve: "Still nothing?"

Y/N puts or slams the glass on the table.

Y/N: "No, but I can feel how age goes through my weird system right now."

Thor laughs and pats Y/N on the shoulder

Thor: "You're the brave one."

Y/N: "Funny thing is I don't need food or water to survive, and still can drink and eat how much I like to."

Steve: "Wait, so you don't use the toilet?"

Y/N: "No, but only when I lost to much blood and I gotta trow out fake blood which just replace my real blood until it regenarates. I need water after this drink."

Y/N walks up to the bar in which Natasha is a bartender.

Y/N: "Nat, can I get some cold water please?"

Nat: "Don't tell you tried to drink that drink."

Y/N: "I did."

Nat: "Whoa, you got nerves to drink that."

Y/N: "I think my otherself would be satisfied with it."

Nat gives him the glass of Cold water and he in one go, drank all of cold water.

Y/N: "Reffreshing."

Nat: "Have you been seeing with someone lately?"

Y/N: "No, didn't have time really."

Nat: "What about Gwen?"

Y/N: "I see where this is going."

Nat: "Come on, you were her frist ever friend and still didn't made the move."

Y/N: "She's my bestfriend Nat and I have reasons why I won't."

Nat: "Is one of thise reasons because of your last relationship?"

Y/N: "She told you about it, didn't she?"

Nat: "Yes and that make sence, you fear that same thing will happen again, but this time that she is your bestfriend."

Y/N: "When I said Tony was Sherlock Holmes , I didn't mean I needed the 2nd one."

Nat: "Tell me possibily, who could have crush on her?"

Y/N straight his face.

Y/N: "Miles 100%, Harry Osborn had a small one, but maybe now bigger because I dissapered, bully guy, the Flash Tompson, our Peter had and he punched me in the nose... acutaly every my male friend did and has, and if I tried to tell them I had crush on Gwen, most of times I would be punched in the nose."

Nat: "Oh, thought crowd, that explains why your nose is a little crooked."

Y/N: "That's another thing which shows how my life is messed up."

Natasha gets up from leaning on the table.

Nat: "Well, I think you'll get the chance, even if you try to denied it, you deserve her in any way, no matter what you did, because the person you are is most valuable."

She moved away from him to another sude of the bar, while Y/N sits there in his thoughts.

Later on, when party finnished, Avengers had their small party with Y/N and Gwen there wile other spiders left.

Clint: "Okay, but what's the deal with your hammer? Is it because you're worty or something else?"

He asked the Asgardian, interruoting the conversation that soon turned into murmurs.

Tony and Rhodey sat on the recliner. Maria Hill was on their left who sat on the floor along with Clint, Y/N and Gwen, while Natasha and Bruce sat on the same couch. To their right was Thor and Steve sitting on another couch.

Y/N: "Well I think it is about begin worthy." - He said while drinkong his juice.

Thor: "Oh, no. It's much more than that."

Clint: "Uh, whosoever be he worthy shall haveth the power!!! Whatever man! It's a trick."

Y/N leaned to Gwen.

Y/N: "He just sounded like that animated cartoon character He."

Gwen silently laughed.

Thor: "Well please, be my guest." - He said gesturing to his hammer.

Everyone now turned to look at Clint who got up and shrugged his shoulders.

Clint: "Come on." - He said in disbelief. He turned to Y/N. - "You can check our past, how high are the chance I'll lift it?"

Now everyone eyed Y/N.

Y/N: "Do you really want me to tell you? Because I seen a lot of embarrising moments." - He said and everyone laughed.

Clint: "Touche."

He goes to walk up to the Hammer.

Rhodey: "Oh this is gonna be beautiful."

Tony: "Like telepathy man said, we won't hold againts you if you can't get it up."

Everyone laughed at Stark's joke while Y/N groans mutters under his breath.Clint walked up to the hammer.

Clint: "You know I've seen this before, right?"

He told Thor as he gave him a look of doubt. Thor simply nodded before the archer reached foward to seize the hammer. He used all his strenght to make it budge but nothing worked.

Clint: "I still don't know how you do it!" - He exclaimed in disbelief, laughing as he let go.

Tony: "Smell the silent judgment?"

Clint: "Please Stark, by all means."

Stark got up and unbutton his jacket to create dramatic flare.

Natasha: "Oh, here we go."

Tony: "Never one to shrink from an honest challenge."

Y/N: "Didn't you shrink when you cowardly send your armour on me to destroy me?"

Everyone goes somewhat like "uuuu" or "burn" while Tony turned to smilimg Y/N with annoyed face.

Tony: "You weren't a honest challenge then."

Y/N: "Of course I wasn't. I was" beating his butt" challenge. "

He said in mockingly voice. ( imagene begin like when Jack Gyllenhall said in this video down here about T-Rex in 0:19 of video XD) Gwen snickered at that.

Clint: " Get after it."

Tony: "It physics." - He put his hand on the handle until he stpped himself to gkance at the god. - "Right, so, if I lift it it, I then rule Asgard?"

Thor: "Yes, of course."

Tony: "I'll be reinstituting prima nocta."

Gwen: "May god have mercy on Asgard and the Nine Realms."

Y/N nearly choke, even he can't choke on his drink in laughter at the comment.

Tony began trying to lift the hammer, grunting and wheezing in the struggle to lift it. Eventually Tony stepoed away.

Tony: "I'll be right back."

Later, Tony returned with his Iron Man arm even then struggled to lift the hammer. Then Rhodey done the same and came back with his metal arm now.

Rhodey: "Are you even pulling?"

Tony: "(scoff) Are you on my team?"

Rhodey: "Just represent... pull."

Tony: "Alright, let's go."

Then Bruce tried and failed.

Tony: "Go ahead, Steve. No pressure."

Steve sighed through his nose before finnishing drinkning his beer. The Captain got up from  the couch and strolled towards the hammer. Everyone watched Steve rolling  up his sleeves before placing his hands into the handle of the hammer.

Y/N: "Oh, here comes big guns."

Rhodey: "Come on, Cap."

Steve began to try and lift the hammer. Then the hammer creak gently on the table. But Steve fails to lift the hammer as Thor laughs in relief while Y/N had look of disbelief on hus face.

Y/N: "By how I seen it, you should be able to lift it, Steve."

Tony: "But he didn't."

Y/N: "No, no, no, there something behind it, did you stop trying to pull it?"

Tony: "If you're so confident he can lift it, why you don't give it a try, judgment guy."

Now everyone eyed Y/N. Y/N looked at Gwen who nod with head that she wants to see him try. Y/N sighed and got up. He walks up to the hammer.

Y/N: "Tony, If i can see people's past and say who can lift this thing somewhat, that doesn't count for me because even if I was brainwashed, there's no way I can lift it."

Y/N walks up to the hammer.

Y/N: "I pull with both hands just to prove you I tried to pull it."

Y/N puts his hands on the handle. He ready himself, then he pull, but he didn't fell the weight. He looks down at his hands and sees... he lift the hammer?

Everyone had shocked face, while Thor's jaw is opened. Y/N removes one of his hand of the handle and still is in his hand. He procced to trow the hammer from his right to left to right hand, still hammer is lifted.

Y/N: "I... I... it's light, very light, emm... this... this is..."

Then Y/N com watch on his hand goes off. Y/N press it.

Y/N: "A-agent L/N."

Fury: "L/N, I need you for your next mission, come to my office for details."

Y/N: "Yea... y-yea, I'll be there..."

Seconds of silence pass then.

Fury: "L/N, why is everyone silent at the party? Did you do something that silent them?"

Y/N: "In someway, yea... I'm coming."

Y/N turns off his com and slowly put the hammer on the table, while other are still shocked.

Y/N: "Well, I need to move... good night everybody."

Y/N procceds to the exit while everyone is still stuned.

Clint: "What just happened?"

And I made this video and it's on my youtube channel, it just a joke, no offence to anyone.

Channel name if you can't play it here, like me: Darko The Mapper

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