Welcome back to my book! I know it took me five ever to update but I'm here now! Warnings: Swearing, a bad dream, Keeper threatening Remus with a knife and calling him a rapist, Remus threatening to lick Deceit

I also just want to say, thank you guys for being such a loyal, kind, and understanding audience. This book has one of my funniest comments, followers, and just jokes in general. I also want to thank you guys for loving my warnings, I'm glad I made a simple thing, so funny. I deeply apologize for not updating sooner, I hope you enjoy this chapter either way!

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I woke up. I was laying on the floor. Oh right! I let Remus lay in my bed. Speaking of Remus, he's the only one not here, Remy is here and awake. Deceit is still asleep. I see a sticky note next to me.

Just letting you know I'm

making breakfast. That's

why I'm not there

-Love

Remus

Oh, okay then. "Oh gurl yo awake!" Remy shouts, probably waking up the snake over on the couch. I hum as to say 'Uh, yeah, dumbass.' "Shush." Dee says. I snicker. Then there is the loudest knock on the door. "LET ME IN!!!" Remus shouts on the other side. I walk over and open the door. He jumps on my bed. "Comfy." He says, muffled from my bed sheets. "You made it sound like there was a zombie apocalypse happening outside." I say. "I'm sorry! Will you do the honor of forgiving me, Keeper?" Remus asks, fake pathetically. "Yes?" I say dramatically. "I'm gonna pretend I never witnessed that." Deceit says. "Are you makin' fun o' us?" Remus asks, pretending to be offended. "Yes. Yes I am." Deceit says sassily. "You're just jealous." I say. "Of course he is!" Remus says. "Ummm I got to go!" Deceit announces suddenly getting up and leaving. "I'll go follow him." Remy says. Leaving me and Remus alone. This isn't unusual. Me and Remus are dating of course. "You think Deceit likes you?" Remus asks. "I don't know, but you know I'm loyal Dukey." I tell him. "I know Keeps, sometimes I'm just suspicious of him, I don't wan-"

"-na wake them though." Says a voice. I flip over and stretch. "I don't want to wake them he says." Remus says. "Well you might've, being loud and stuff, Remus." Deceit says. "What the *yawn* fuck?" I say tiredly. "Oh thank the fucking lord that was a dream holy shit. I would never date this bitch." I say not being specific to who 'this bitch' is. Remus laughs and points at Deceit. I look at him and say, "I was referring to you, Trash Rat." I say in a "You Idiot" voice. Remus mutters an 'Oh' Remy's head pops up. He says, "Wait. Gurl, are ya saying ya would date Deceit?" I calmly reply. "I never said that." There is an awkward silence before Remy speaks up. "I don't like the awkwardness, what do y'all want from Starbies?" He asks. Deceit, Remus, and I all tell him our orders. "Okay babes I'll be back!" He leaves.

"Wanna play truth or dare until he gets back?" Remus asks. "Sure." Me and Deceit say simultaneously. "Great I'll start!" Remus says with a strange giggle. "Keeper~" Forbidden Fruit says in a sing-song voice. "I don't actually... ummm I just no..... I don't like that..." I say. Snek boi chuckles. "Did you just become drunk within a couple seconds from air or something?" I ask. "I'm always drunk." He replies. Deceit laughs. I swear his laugh... is uhh normal.. yeah! "Anyways~ Truth or dare!" He asks, more likes shouts. "Uhhh. Truth?" I questioningly say. "What made you pass out yesterday?" He asks. I make a 'huh?' noise not knowing exactly what he was talking about. "Well, remember last night, we played 7 minutes in heaven you went in with Deceit and he had to carry you out because you passed out!" He says smirking evilly. "Oh... uhhhhhhhduhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmm..." I say unintelligibly. I look at Deceit. His face is red. Well not his scales, I've noticed whenever he blushes his scaly side doesn't turn red. "Keeper?" The Trash Rat says. "What?" I ask. "Answer the question and stop staring at your lover boy!" He says. "Gihdih ugh! Fuck you I use a chicken, Deceit truth or dare!?" I shout. "Uhhh truth." He says. "I find that ironic." I say. He and Duke burst out laughing.

"I got your drinks." Star-boy says, handing everyone their drinks. "Really that was fast!" I say. "Only because you were st-" "I have a knife." I say suddenly. "Oh shi-" Deceit gets interrupted by his own amazing laugh. I mean normal laugh.

~Deceit's POV~

I swear Keeper is so funny! I'm so glad they're a dark side now... I get to see them more often. I'm going to ask to hang out tomorrow! After everyone leaves of course. Remus and Remy would definitely be like 'Ooo! I ship it!' Which would ruin my chance probably. "Okay, now that I'm back, we can move on to... OO! My version of Spin-the-Bottle!" He says smiling. I sit there confused. I had never played his version. It doesn't seem so bad, judging by the faces of Remus and Keeper, Keeper's face is a little red though. "Deceit hasn't played your version." Remus says. He looks at me. "Hm, your right, I'll explain. You know how to play Spin-the-Bottle... like the normal one?" He asks. I nod, who doesn't. I make a 'Mhm' noise. "Good, it's not that different! So say you spin it and it lands on Keeper or something, you could kiss them, or they could kiss you. I also made rounds. First round, kiss on the hand. Second round, kiss on the cheek. Third round, kiss on the lips. Make sense?" Sleep asks. I nod my head, kind of sad though. There is no way Keeper is going to get me all three times.

"I'll start!" Remus shouts. "Where is the bottle?" The Trash Man asks. Then there is those loud noises. The ones where you're drinking and there is barely anything to drink left. Keeper drank all that fast. They then get up sit in between me and Duke, then place their cup in the middle of us all. "There it is." They say. "Okay!" Remus shouts spinning the bottle, it lands. On Keeper. "Igh ew hhhh-" They start making disgusted noises and crawl away. "No!" They shout. I start laughing with Remy. "Keeper~ come here!" Stanky says. "You sound like a rapist! Don't touch me!" They shout. After a while Keeps calms down and kind of lets Remus kiss them on the hand. After he does, they put on hand sanitizer. "Anyway my turn!" Remy shouts. He spins the bottle. It lands on Remus, not minding this, unlike Keeper, he just casually takes Remus's hand and kisses it. "You think they're dating?" Keeps whispers to me. "I don't know, either way I ship it." I whisper back. They chuckle, "Heh same." "Deceit your turn!" Remy shouts. I spin the bottle and it lands on Remus damnit! "What the fuck? I've gotten everyone!" Remus says. "Yeah ya whore." Keeper says. Me and Remy laugh again. Why is Keeper so funny? Remus grabs my hand and kisses it. "Okay my turn." Keeper says, probably the only one who hasn't shouted it yet. It lands on me! Yes! Keeper takes my hand and kisses it, blushing. Their blush is so cute.

"Okay onto the cheek round!" Remy says. Remus laughs. "Not that kind if cheek, you know that Remus." Keeper says. I roll my eyes. "I'll start this time." Remy says. He spins and it lands on Keeper. Keeper isn't entirely unhappy but they looked like they wanted to just ship Remy and Remus. Then I spin and it lands on Remy. Sadly, I was hoping to get Keeper. The Keeper spins and it lands on Remy. "Oh again?" Remy asks. Keeper rolls their eyes another kiss on the cheek then Remus spins, and it lands on me. "Keeps I know your pain now..." I say. They laugh along with Remy.

Then lips round... "I'll start..." Keeper says. It lands on me! "Yes!" Remy shouts. Remus hands Remy $5 (I live in the USA) "Ummmm, explanation I would appreciate." Keeper says. "Don't worry about it! Now smooch!" Remy shouts. Keeper leans over and kisses me. Then backs away after, blushing cutely. "Deceit could still land on Keeper and you would give me my 5$ back!" Remus says. "Could. Could. If he does at least no money is lost for either of us." Remy says. "Are you betting on us?" I ask. "Yup." The Sleepy Rebel says, popping the 'p'. Then Remus spins landing on Remy. Remy spins landing on Keeper. I'm not jealous. Nope. Not at all. Nuh uh. Nope. Then I spin landing on Keeper. "Okay Remy, Remus, what did you do to the bottle?" I ask. "It's Keeper's drink." Starbies Man says. "Good point." I go lean over and kiss Keeper, happily, not showing all my happiness of course. I don't want people to be suspicious. "Save that photo. Here's your money back Remus." Remy says, "Remy!" Keeper shouts getting up to tackle him. He gets up and runs out the room. Keeper chases him out the door.

"You like Keeper don't you?" Remus asks. "Where'd you get that idea?" I ask. "It's obvious, when they kissed you and you kissed them, your face redness ups by a thousand." He says smirking. "Says the one who came out of the closet with a bite mark on their neck." I remark sassily. He starts to blush. "S..shut up." He stutters. I laugh at him. "Well, let's both just be honest." He says. "I'll try." I remark jokingly. He chuckles. "You like Keeps, and I like Remy." The trash man states. I nod in agreement. "We should probably break them up." I say. "Yeah." Remus says standing up. We walk out the door.

From Keeper's room we see Logan watching Keeper chase Remy around. "If you don't delete that photo, I'll delete the starbucks app on your phone!" Keeps threatens. "You have to catch me first gurl!" Remy shouts back. Remy trips over something a Keeper jumps on him. I start to notice that Roman is now next to Logan watching the scene unfold. Keeper snatches his phone and runs away. Munch. Remus is eating popcorn... "Haha! It's gone now." Keeper shouts. "NOOOOOO!" Remy yells. Me and Remus start laughing. I look over where Sir Sing A Lot and the Nerd were and see Patton and Virgil have joined, Virgil staring over at us mostly. "Okay fine! I know it'll happen again anyways!" Remy says teasingly. "Yeah it probably will!" Remus shouts. "Three..." "Three what?" "Two..." "SHIT!" He says running away. "ONE!" I yell bolting after him. All the Light Sides slowly go back to their rooms.

~Remus's POV~

"Hurry Rem! Run from them!" I shout. When we get reunited I pick him up and run to his room, it's closer. I place him down turn around and lock the door. "OPEN THE DOOR TRASH RAT!!!" Keeper shouts. "OH HEY ROMAN DO YOU HAVE A KEY TO YOUR BROTHER'S DOOR?!" Deceit yells. Silence for a moment. "BECAUSE HE WON'T LET ME AND KEEPER IN!" Deceit yells. "UGH!" They groan in unison. "Well what do you want to do?" Remy asks. "I don't know..."

~Keeper's POV~

"Bitch." I say. "Language." Deceit replies. I giggle. "Who are ya? Captain America?" I ask jokingly. He chuckles, his chuckle is one of the best noises ever, and his smirk is... I mean... his chuckle and smirk are completely normal. "Wanna hang out in yours or my room?" He asks. "Sure! My room is closer let's go there." I reply happ- normally. We start walking over to my room. I pull out my phone. "Wait." I say. He makes a 'hm' noise. "I'll text Remy and tell him we're back in my room." I say. "Lying? Last time I checked, you are Thomas's Secretive Side, not me." He says fake offendedly. I laugh as I begin to pull out Remy's contact.

Sleepy Rebel

Fine. We went back to my room for now. We'll be back though!

Like I said gurl! We'll get that picture back eventually!

Haha! I'd like to see you try Sleepy Rebel!

"Okay, now all we do is wait for them to get out." I say quietly. Me and Deceit go back outside of Remy's room and wait. They come out. "Okay, now we go spy their conversation and see if they kiss ag-" "AHHHHHH!" Me and Deceit scream and tackle them "IGH-" "KEEPER GET OFF OF ME!" "HAHAHA NOPE!" "DECEIT WHAT IN THE NAME OF NAKED AUNT PATTY ARE YOU DOING?!" "HAHAHA!" Now I have tackled Remy, Deceit tackled Remus. "I will lick you if you don't get off of me." Remus threatens Deceit. The slimey boi just takes his hat off and blocks Remus's mouth. "Nope!" He yells.

"OH MY GOD WOULD YOU GUYS SHUT UP?!?!"

A familiar voice shouts. Us four look to the voice, Roman. "I'm TRYING to get my come up with an idea for the next video, but you guys are outside my bro's room, which I'll remind you, IS RIGHT NEXT TO MINE, AND Y'ALL YELLING, ALL FOUR OF YOU, AND I CAN'T FOCUS!!!" He shouts angrily. Remus just starts to laugh very loudly. I stare at him like, 'You don bish?' Then again, I'm not exactly surprised, more just... concerned. "What?!" The Prince shouts at The Duke. "He complains about yelling- but by yellin-" Dukey interrupts himself by laughing as the rest of starting laughing, but Ro just goes back in his room. Deceit and I get off Rem and Rem then help them up.

"I guess we should-"

Deceit and I blush and look at each other. "You go first." We speak in sync once more. "Awwwww." Remy awes at us. "REMY!" We shout at once. "I guess we should go back to our rooms." Remy says. "THAT'S WHAT I WAS- STOP COPYING ME! I- YOU'RE THE ONE COPYI- STOP RECORDING US REMUS!" Me and Deceit got some telepathy shit or something. We all laugh as Remus puts his phone away. Remus backs into his room, "Byeeeeeee~!" He says. "See y'all babes!" Remy says off to... idk neverland (Starbucks). "Wanna go hang now?" Dee says smiling like a dork, not evening smirking, smiling, it's unu- stop staring. "Y..yea sure!" STOP STUTTERING. "Y..y..y.." Deceit mocks my stutter as we walk to my room. "Shut up ya dork!" I punch him in the shoulder. "Don't y..you mean, 'shut up y..ya dork'? He says. "Bitch!" I shout. "Language." He says. "It's bad." I say. "Yup." He says.

I hadn't even noticed we were in my room. Time really travels when I'm with h- STOP- "Want some ramen?" I ask. "Sure." He says. I pull two out from nowhere and put them in my lil microwave one at a time. I hand him a bowl. "Thank you." He says. I nod a 'you're welcome' to him. We sit there eating.

Silently.

I was looking at my phone, then I looked up, he was staring at me. I just stared back. We didn't break eye contact. I noticed his jaw was hanging slightly open. His eyes focused on me. I started blushing, I jumped when my phone rang. Remus?

I press accept and hold my phone to my ear. "Keepceit! Keepceit! Keepceit! Keepcei-" He hangs up. I blush, so does Keepc.... I mean Deceit. "Motherfffffffffffffff...f." I say. Deceit gives a small little laugh. "Finish your sentence." He says jokingly. "MOTHERFUCKER-" "I didn't say loUDLY!" He complains. "Well you never said quietly either." I sass. "Yes I did." He lies. I fake sniff. "WhY wOuLd YoU lIe To Me?" I do the weird voice filter (without the filter). "Jesus Christ, how do you do that?"

We continue to joke around. I loved it. I love... uhhh. Shit. The ramen I ate. Yep. Then unfortunately, he had to go back to his room.

~Deceit and Keeper's POV~

I lay down on my bed. I realize I kept their/his ramen bowl/hat.

I dream a question with no answer.

What did you do to me?

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WOO! I DID IT I'M PROUD OF MYSELF! I HOPE YOU GUYS ARE STILL READING THIS AND HAVN'T ABANDONED ME! THANK YOU ALL SO SO SO SO MUCH FOR STICKING WITH ME! I HOPE YOU ENJOYED! PLEASE FORGIVE ANY SPELLING ERRORS FOR IT IS 2:30 AM! THANK DEMONS ANGELS AND EVERYONE IN BETWEEN! HAVE A GOOD DAY/NIGHT!

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