Heeeeya! So I got some inspiration from my Quotev and Wattpad followers for this! Plus, I realize, It's prolly gonna be a LONG time until the next episode because a lot of things go into it yea, I guess I'm just patient, but plus 'Voldemort' if you don't know what I mean... 91-divoC. That's backwards. I just dunno if saying is gonna get this book or chapter... idk... taken down. So anyways, let's get it. Also, just wanna say, ship whatever you want.

Warnings: Swearing, fanmade video (is that a warning?), Remus dies (of laughter), mentions of sad things, mentions of a breakdown. And one last thing! We don't abuse Remus! We speak goodly about him! Is goodly a word? Oh well I don't care! Go ahead and read!

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      Janus and I walk to his room, chatting about we should do. "We could... sing...? Remus always nagged me to try and sing, then he gave up one day." Janus says. 'Probably because your is smexy. HEY DON'T THINK THAT!' "Y..yeah, Roman does that too." 'DON'T STUTTER DUMBASS!' "I mean their twins." Janus points out. I giggle/chuckle. "Yeah, I guess that makes sense." There was a bit of silence. "Oo! Remy was always nagging me to look at ships, I never have though." Janus says. Oh no. I have looked at ships. "Uh.. or we could... ummm..." I struggle to think. "It can't be that bad Keeps." He says. "I guess." I was a bit scared for one: Sin Art, two: Keepceit. You're gonna DIE! Like 'Let's go look at ships to calm you down' the fuck? No! That shit ain't gonna calm me down! We get to Janus's room. "Do you wanna look on Google or Youtube." "YOUTUBE. GOOGLE IS RISKY." He looks scared. "Have you looked at ships before?" I just fake sniffle. He chuckles. "Ooookay!" He looks up 'Sanders Sides Ships' "Theme songs?" "I guess if we do that it's easier, plus theme songs are gonna pop up either way." "Really?" He presses enter. "I guess you're right." He clicks in a video. 'Sanders Sides Ships Theme Songs' by Goddess of Music and Magic.

Poly Sanders. "Fair." Janus says. I start humming the song.

Moxiety. "Awwww... that's actually really cute." He chuckles.

Logince. "I'm starting to question why Virge said I like Ro."

Demus. Why am I jealous? "But RemRem..." I whine, my ship. He chuckles.

Remile. "Aww that's cute, but isn't he Ace (my headcannon don't at me)?" I shrug.

Royality. "That's cute! Anything with Patton or Emile is cute." Janus says. "Truth."

Analogical. "Left brain squad." I say. He laughs. "That ship makes a lot of sense though." "Yeah!"

Logicality. "HELL YES! I SHIP THIS!" Janus yells. I start laughing.

Prinxiety. "Oh! I like Roman?! Uh huh! Sure Virge." I say sarcastically. Janus laughs.

Anxceit. "Umm..." Janus says. Why am I jealous?! Nothings... wrong...

The video ends. "Let's watch another one. I wasn't in this." (This next one is gonna be made up by me. I never made a vid though soooo... IMAGINATION!) He clicks on another video.

RemRem. Oo! Troublemaker hell yea. "YES!" I shout. He jumps. "My gosh." "What? They're totally dating." He laughs. "I honestly don't doubt that." "Honestly?" "Pfft! Shut up!" He laughs. I feel my face grow hot. Why?

        Logince again. Different song though, 'I Hate You, I love You' (I don't remember what the song was sorry). I start humming again. "This songs pretty sad." Janus says. "Yeah, if they were dating, this'd be accurate though."

       Keepceit. My face instantly turns hot. Duality... they chose a good song... fuck yes! He fake coughs, his human side blushing. "Uh huh. W...well, Remus and Remy s..should be h..happy." His stutter is really cu- cool. It's cool at how he's stuttering at something childish. Duh. "Wh..what did I tell you?" I say talking about how we shouldn't have done this.

      Knock knock knock. "Kiddo! You in there Janus?" Patton's voice yells. "Yea!" "We're doing a reaction video (fanmade by yours truly: Me! Author~Kun)! Also I can't find Keeper!" He yells. "HI DAD!" I yell. "Oh! Makes sense the- WAIT YOU CALLED ME DAD!" I hear happy Patton noises. "Keeper, what did you do?" "It's normal." He chuckles. "Okay, let's just go." Janus and I open the door. "C'mon let's go!" Patton yells, dragging us by the arm.

"What is up everybody? So I thought, since I've looking at a lot of Sanders Sides fanmade content, I thought I could have me and the sides all react to Tik Toks, so I had Patton drag them all here." "Hi!" "So, everyone say hello." Thomas finishes. "Salutations, everyone, I have one question for you though Thomas." Logan starts. "What's that?" "Why are we reacting to Tik Toks, from my knowledge- and need I remind you, I'm the side known for knowledge- Tik Toks are just silly and... usual completely incorrect." Boorrinng. "Well, it's fun! C'mon." Thomas says. "Yea Logie! This'll be so much fun!" Logie? "Fine." 'Logie' finally agrees. "Hello Ladies, Lords, and Non-binary Royalty!" Roman, with his extra ass. "'Sup." Virgil says quickly. "Hey." I say. "Hello." Janus says. "Hello failures, mistakes, and misfits!" "REMUS!" We shout. "What?" "Hey babes." Remy says. "We even brought Dr. Picani! Even though he isn't a side." Thomas says. "Thomas! Just call me Emile." Emile says. "Oh? Okay! So let's get started!" He puts the first Tik Tok on.

It was someone dressed up as Patton. "Hey there kiddos! Let's play a game." He giggles. "We- well the rules are, you can only say 'yes' once and 'no' once. Okay let's start! So, are you cute?" He pauses. "No." Virgil and I say at the same time. "Now are you lying?" "Uh- I don't like this game." Virgil says. "That was cute." "Haha! Next one."

It's a duetted video with someone as Roman and Remus. "I can't separate your sins~!" That song starts playing. "I'm glad you guys really understand me and my brother's relationship." Roman says.

It's artwork of Roman. Roman reads. "Virgil! Can you help with the video?" The picture cuts to Virgil. Virgil reads what he's doing out loud: "Continues to play Animal Crossing- pfft!" Everyone laughs. "EXCUSE ME?!" Roman shouts. "Let a man play Animal Crossing bro." Remus says.

It's another duetted video. Logan and Virgil. "Hey man, did you know that KFC is one letter a way from being fuck?" "LANGUAGE!" The Logan cosplayer looks at the Virgil cosplayer. "I came up with a new slogan. KFC the only thing missing is U." Everyone bursts into laughter besides Logan and Patton.

It's a Janus and Virgil cosplayer. "Go to your room!" It says in green text- indicating that it's Remus- Remus reads it. "That's not fair! You never said Virgil to his room." "Virgil never leaves his room. If he were in trouble, I'd send him on the couch and make him talk to people." "I can HEAR you!" Everyone starts laughing. "That couldn't be any more accurate!" Roman says.

It's artwork of Patton. "I try my ding dang darnedest to be kind and what I get? NoThInG! Absolutely nothing in return. So. I have decided to be... A jErK!" "Good luck." I say. "Aww, thanks Keeper."

It's a Virgil cosplayer. "Virgil! Virgil! Let's play a game." "Uhh okay?" "Truth or Dare?" "Uh... truth." "How many hours have you slept this week?" "Uh... shoot dare?" "What?" Roman asks. "Okay, I dare you to go to sleep." "I don't like this game." "Virgil! Sleep is important!" Patton yells. "Ah hah, next one." Virgil says.

It's artwork of Virgil. He's smiles, then he looks scared. Then black drips from his mouth. Then it shows him looking towards the camera. "Jee muh nettie! What's happening?!" Emile shouts. "I believe this is the effect of Anxiety Pills." Logan states. "Oh my god... can that happen to us too with different- like- stuff?" I ask. "Probably." He says, not sounding worried at all. "Okay Mr. Confident, why do you sound so chill about it?" I ask. "Because, Roman wouldn't do that to us- because that would be his choice- and we have the choice whether or not to listen to Remus- so even if Remus suggests that, it most likely would not happen." He says. "Oh, makes sense then." "Let's got to the next one, hopefully it will bring up the mood!" Thomas says.

It's cosplay of Virgil. "Name three things that would ruin a first date." It cuts to cosplay of Remus. "Uh- huh- shitting my pants." It cuts to cosplay of me! "Saying I love you!" It cuts to Janus. "Killing her." It cuts to Virgil. "Did this happen...?" I look at Janus. "Are you okay?" I ask. "I'm great, hey do you wanna hang out later, I totally won't kill you." People start laughing. "No thanks, I'm busy not dying... next."

It's artwork of Janus with wine. "Am I a wine mom?" Janus asks. "Well, whose the child." "Remus." "HEY!" Remus shouts. Back to the Tik Tok Remus is now in the corner. He raises his hand and Janus drinks some of his wine. Smack dat ass, Remus did. Janus spilled the wine. Janus glares at offscreen Remus. The next picture has Janus behind Remus with a bat. "You messed up Remus." I say in real life. The screen turns black. It cuts to Remus in the air holding his ass with screaming noises. All the other sides in the picture either not surprised or concerned. "Don't smack my ass." Janus says out loud. "Next." I say in between laughs.

It's a cosplay of me, but like a superhero. "Too bad I don't agree, so I'm gonna hang it up for everyone to see cause-" the person's hand covers the camera and the song continues as they take their hand off. It's me in some like supervillain version. "I'm the queen of the castle~ get down you dirty rascal~" It's probably referring to me becoming a Dark Side. I try to ignore that part. "That's really cool cosplay. I like they SuperHero and SuperVillain take." I say. "Yeah, that's really cool." Thomas says.

It's a Virgil cosplayer the text says. 'Patton making a stupid pun' the cosplayer laughs. "...sorry..." we all look at Virgil. "Awwww..." Patton awes. "Noooo." Virgil whines.

It's cosplay as Remus. "Lemme grab my death note." He 'punches' the camera and brings his hand back revealing Janus. "Don't know her~" the screen shakes and then stops revealing a cosplay of me. The camera moves up really fast transitioning to all of us. "That's cool. Love the transition." Janus says. "Me too!" Remus and I say.

It's another duetted video with a Patton cosplayer and a Roman cosplayer facing away from the screen. "Whose that Pokèmon?" "IT'S PIKACHU!" The Roman cosplayer turns around covering the screen so it transitions to Remus. "It's Clefairy!" "FUCK!" "Patton swore?" Logan asks. Patton.exe stops working. "You alright Padre?" Roman asks. "I swore?" He asks himself. "It's okay Dad! It wasn't you! It was the cosplayer!" I say. "Thanks kiddo!" He says.

It's a cosplay of Roman with Janus behind him, barely visible. The Roman cosplayer walks in place. "Everyone makes mistakes. I've had more than my share. But it's okay because I'm gonna repair it..." Roman breaks down crying on the Tik Tok and Janus messing with him the whole time. "Ro. I'm sorry." Janus says. "It's alright... I'll be fine." Patton goes over to Roman to comfort him.

It's a Patton cosplayer. "I was busy thinking 'bout boys." Then does Roman's pose. "Boys." Then does a Logan pose. "Boys." Pretends to put a hoodie up like Virgil. "Boys." Then puts a hand in front of one half of their face, like Janus. "Boys." Then does the Roman pose again but on the other and looking a lil crazy, Remus. "Boys." Puts a finger to their lips, ME! "Aww, for the multi-shippers." Remy says.

It's a Logan cosplayer. "I'm one minor inconvenience to joining the Dark Sides, and killing all of you." "PLEASE IT'S SO HARD TO DEAL WITH REMUS!" I curl up in a ball. Everyone just stares at me. Remy walks over. "It's okay gurl... I got you..." "I'll just play the next one." Thomas says.

It's a Remy cosplayer. The text on screen says 'A side coming to Remy with relationship problems.' "We don't give a fuck about no bitch." It says that over and over. "And that's the tea sis." Remy says.

It's a Remus cosplayer. They make the illusion of pinning the viewer to wall I look at Remy, "And no don't change the subject. 'Cause your my favorite subject~!" Remy is blushing, I nudge with my elbow. He starts playfully hitting me. "REMY STOP-" "NO U." "Is there a problem Remy~" Remus winks. "I'm out." He leaves. "Wait no gurl I'm sorry-" I start laughing. "What... happened?" Thomas asked. "Brother! We lost Remy." Roman said. "Keeper started it." Remus says. "Let's just continue."

It's someone dressing up, I can't tell who as yet. "We'll never get free, lamb to the slaughter." They look pretty punk, they put on a jacket with the word 'Secret' on it. It's me! But punk! "Whatcha gonna do when there's blood in the water~?" It cuts to the cosplayer wiping fake blood off their cheek. It cuts to the full body, holding a pipe. "WHEN THERE'S BLOOD IN THE WATER!" "That's awesome!" I say. "Remus don't you dare." Janus says. "Keepce-" "I'm leaving too." "Wait Jan- Wait no!" Remus says. "Some people cannot handle teasing." Logan says.

"This one is called an animation meme... not a Tik Tok but whatever. "H.A.Y. Meme" "Clarkx" "Orginal by Wind.leaf. It shows Roman on the left and Remus on the right. Then it cuts to Patton on the left and Janus on the right. Then Logan on the left and Remy on the right. Then me on the left and Virgil on the right. "Uno, dos, tres, HEY!" It shows Roman with his signature pose then flashes and turns into Remus swinging his mace at the screen. Then it shows Patton smiling in his outfit when Roman and Thomas did that acting scene stuff then he covers his face uncovers showing scales like Janus's. Then cuts to Logan sleeping and then jolts awake with Remy smiling creepily behind him. Then cuts to me and Virgil smiling then crossing each other glaring. Then it cuts to Remus holding his mace behind his back and hitting the screen again. Then Remy smiling then pulls his glasses down showing bright pink eyes. Then it cuts to me and Janus standing back to back looking at each other then both covering our mouths with one finger. Then it ends. "I...I'm gonna go..." Remus says leaving. We all agree to just go to the next video.

"Okay this one is a Tik Tok!" It's Janus and Virgil. "It's alright, it's okay, it's alright, it's okay~" It shows Janus calming down Virgil. "Well that explains some things." Patton says. "What do you mean Pat?" Thomas asks. He looks at me. I know what he means. "Go ahead Dad." I say. "W..well, after the last video, I went to talk with Remus, Janus, and Keeper. We all were talking and I hugged Keeps and told them that we miss them, so they broke down crying." He pauses. "What does that have to do with the video?" Logan asks. "Janus was the one that calmed them down." Patton said. "Oh." There was a moment of silence. "Is it okay if I go?" Virgil asks. "Is something wrong?" I ask. He doesn't make direct eye contact, but he looks a little shocked. "N..no." He says. "Well, sure kiddo, I'll stop by when the video is done!" Patton says. "O..okay." Virgil leaves.

      There's text that says: 'Thomas: making dumb decisions.' 'Virgil: Panicking.' 'Roman: Making it about himself.' 'Patton: Being perfect.' Then a Logan comes on the screen. "I'm not surprised." "Accurate." Logan says. "You think Patton's perfect?" "Awww Logie!" "I...I didn't say that!" He stutters. "Well that's what the Tik Tok said. You said the Tik Tok is accur-" "THTHTHTH!" He leaves. "Some people cannot handle teasing." Roman repeats Logan's words.

      It's Roman and Virgil ship artwork. "Nope! I..I'm done! Good day!" Roman says. Patton laughs. "I ship it~!" I yell. "SHUT UP!" I burst out laughing. "Well there isn't much people left." "Uh Thomas I have an appointment with someone, mind if I go?" "Not at all! See ya later Emile!" "Bye Thomas, Patton, and Y- uh- Keeper!"

      He almost said my name... "Keeps?" Thomas say questioningly. "Don't mind that." "Wait he knows your name?" Patton asks. "No, that's not it, he must've been thinking about his client." I lie. "Y'know you don't gotta... KEEP-ER-SECRET (Keep a secret) from us." I laugh. "I'll tell you eventually." I say.

      The next Tik Tok is Patton dressed up as if he were a Dark Side. "Oh..." he says. "Hey! Look at the bright side! You look awesome!" I say. He gives a small laugh. "Yeah..." he leaves. "Hm..."

      "Hey Keeper?" I look at Thomas. "Yeah?" "About what Patton said had happened... how we miss you... he wasn't lying... Virgil seems a bit mad... but not that much... he honestly thinks it's his fault." "NO!" I shout. "It's... mine... I made this choice. I..I'm sorry for yelling..." "It's okay. But uh... do you miss us?" "Thomas, what kind of stupid question is that?! Of course I do. But I don't wanna leave Remus all alone. He may be insane and extra, but honestly... he's not that bad. I don't wanna leave him behind. I'll come back when Remus comes with me." I say. "Well... now that you opened that can of worms... telling me your name doesn't seem that big..."

      "You're right."

      "Wait what?" He asks. You have a funny joke for him. "My name... my name is Sheniequa." I say with the... not straightest... queerest face. "Is it?" "No." "You tricked me!" I laugh. "Yup. I'll you eventually. That's a promise I intend to KEEP." I say. He laughs. "Alright, one more Tik Tok?" He asks. "Sure Thomas."

It's a duetted video of me and Janus. "You need a partner in crime~!" Janus holds his hand out. "I need a partner in crime~!" I 'shake' his hand. "Running a race without a presenter!" He does his little villain pose thing with his hands. "I'm out of place without my better side~!" We stand back to back. "So... you like the slimey boi?" "SHUT UP." I sink out.

      I appear in the living room blushing. "You good there babe?" Janus asks. "What did you call me?" Remus starts laughing. Virgil who is sitting on the fridge just watches. "Babe." He says with no expression. "Why?" Remus falls to the ground laughing "What did you do?" I ask. "M..me-" he can't even form sentences. "What did he do?" I ask Janus. His face looks like a full ass tomato. "I'm sorry babe. Remus said can't tell you." My face feels really hot. Why? It's not like I... LIKE him. It doesn't matter what I told Patton! Shut up! "You okay babe?" Janus asks. Y'know what? Two can play at this game. "Yeah babe! I'll be in my room if you need me." I say and walk to my room.

      "Kiddo!" Patton appears put of nowhere. "AH!" I fall down on my ass. "Oh! Sorry kiddo!" He extends a hand to help me up. I take his hand he pulls me up. "It's find Dad, need somethin'?" I ask. "Yeah! We've all decided to have dinner together! In the mindpalace! Not separate anymore!" He says. I smile. "That's a great idea Dad." I say. "Well tell that to Jim Handsome! It was his idea after all." Well, that makes sense, he's the creative side. "Alright, thanks for telling me Dad!" I say. He smiles widely. "Of course kiddo! I'll come get you when it's dinner time!" He says. "Okay! Bye Dad." He hugs me. "Bye kiddo!" He lets go and run over to his Dark Strange Son. I go to my room.

      I hang out in my room for a while, scrolling through Tumblr, until I hear a knock. "Kiddo! Time for dinner." I hear Patton say. "Alright! I'll be out in a second!" I yell. "Okay! I'll wait here." I look at my mirror and make sure I look alright. I do and leave. "Soo... why does Janus keep refering to you as 'Babe'?" He smiles. I feel my face heat up again. "I don't know! He just started doing that, and said he couldn't tell me why." I say. "Then why'd you say it back?" He asks. "It's... I'm just turning into a competition!" I say. "Mhm... alright kiddo! But if it becomes more... promise to tell me?" He says. "DAD!" I yell. He runs behind Logan. "I regret all of my choices." "You alright babe?" Janus asks. "I'm great! Thanks for asking babe." I glare at him. Remus laughs. Patton sits next to Logan. "Did we miss something?" Roman asks. "No, why do you ask Ro?" Janus asks. "'Babe?'" He says. "Yeah." We say. Remus falls on the ground laughing. "Shut up Rat Man!" I yell.

I get your food, Janus and I confuse everyone by always calling each other 'babe'. Then you go back to your room. "Bye babe." Janus says. "Bye babe." I say back. "Janus explain!" I hear Virgil yell, I look back. He looks annoyed. I continue to walk to my room, my face burning. I sit down on my bed. "Asshole..." I mutter, thinking about Janus. "I love that asshole."

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HEE HEE! WOO! I'M ALIVE AND I ACTUALLY DID END UP FINISHING THIS CHAPTER THE SAME DAY I STARTED IT! YAY! Anyways I don't got much else to say besides that I hope you Demons, Angels, and everyone in and out of between enjoyed! Have a good day/night!

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