Author: "Mk the first three questions is from (proper grammar right there.) Jordii139584 and they're  for Alex, they ask:"

Jordii: "Do you love John? Do you love Eliza? Do you love Maria?"

Alex: "...Yes I love John, he's my fiancé. I love Eliza like a sister and I fucking hate Maria."

Author: "K then... next. It's for John. Jordii asks once more:"

Jordii: "Do you love Alex?"

John: "I love him almost as much as I love turtles."

Alex: "Hey!"

John: "What? It's true, just being honest for the lil' lady."

Author: *Long sigh* "Next is for Y/N, Jordii says:"

Jordii: "Stop breaking 4th wall. Just no"

Y/N: "You're no fun."

Author: "You're literally them!! You're calling yourself 'unfun'."

Y/N: *Intense thinking* "Alright, then why don't they control me?"

Author: "Because they ain't the author, doofus." *Huff* "Moving on!"

Y/N: *Mumbles something incoherently*

Author: "Laf, this is for you.. from Jordii."

Laf: "Okay I'm ready."

Author: "Ready Y/N?"

Y/N: "I'm not saying this."

Author: "That's cute, you think you have a choice."

*Y/N approached Laf, using a stupid accent* "I speak French hon hon! Baguette! French Fries! OuiOuiOui!"

Laf: *Desperately holding back a laugh*

Author: "Moving on... this one is for me. And Jordii says:"

Jordii: "Stop breaking 4th wall, u just did in this chapter. What's up DerpyPepsi I wanna be in the story? I think you should u deserve it, ok bye."

Author: *Arches brow* "Do you want me in the story? Next one is for Thomas from Jordii:"

Jordii: "JEFFERSHIT'S COMING HOOOOOOMMEE!"

Thomas: "How rude, does everyone think of me that way?!"

Author: "Pretty much, Jefferbitch."

Thomas: "I am not a bi-"

Author: "-Next Jordii has this to say to Herc:"

Jordii: "...ULES MULLIGAN needs to be quiet."

Herc: "Oh... um, okay?"

Author: "K then.. she said this for Aaron:"

Jordii: "I don't have a question or comment."

A-A-Ron: "Oh thank goodness..."

Author: "Alright, these next ones are from GoChaseADonut, the first is for Alex, she says:"

Luna: "Alex, I think you're an asshole." *flies off into the sun*

Alex: "I get that a lot."

Author: *Squints at sun* "She'll be back. Anyways, she asks John:"

Luna: "Do you think Alex deserves you?"

John: *Without hesitation* "No."

Alex: "WHAT?!"

Author: "Moving on. Luna had a question for Y/N."

Luna: "Hey.. Me! I got a question, do you think the god Hades or the goddess Hera is worse?"

Y/N: "I'm You, you already know the answer. Why would you ask that?"

Author: "Because they can. And Luna says to me..:"

Luna: "I love you.... in a platonic way." *yeets self into sun*

Author: "I told you she'd be back, now she's n
Gone... anyways, I love you too. :3 Her question for Thomas:"

Luna: "Do you deserve Jemmy?"

Thomas: "I SHOULD THINK SO!"

Author: "THOMAS THE TRAIN, CALM THE FUCK DOWN. IT'S JUST A QUESTION!"

Author: *Sigh* "Her last question is for Her ship...:"

Luna: "ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE CHILDREN!"

Laf: "Would you like us to?"

Author: *slaps Laf's arm* "REMEMBER THE CONTRACT!"

Laf: "I know, I didn't tell any spoilers..."

Author: *Annoyed groan* "Let's continue. @Cbayy wants to know:"

C: "John and Alex I was wondering how many kids you wanted, tia goes for Thomas and James as well."

Alex: "One or Tw-"

John: "FIVE. I want five."

Alex: *Sighs* "We have enough turtles!!"

John: "They're my babies, I want more!"

Alex: "John, no."

John: "John, yessss!"

Thomas: "I don't mind, as long as Jemmy is happy."

James: "Maybe two or three."

Author: "K, THERE'S YOUR ANSWERS, BYE FOR NOW!