A/N: What The actual fuck is that title.

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Y/N POV

I answered the door to find several men and women there, I smiled and let our friends inside. They took seats on the couch and grin back at me.

"Laf said there was something you wanted to tell us?" Jemmy murmurs softly, snuggling into Thomas' warmth, it was pretty late. I wouldn't be surprised if everyone was tired.

"Yes. Alright, Thomas, we'll start with you first..." I mumbled, Thomas sighed and stood up with a yawn.

I took him up to the bedroom where Laf was waiting, is shut the door as he walks in and sat on a chair. "What is it?" Thomas asks drowsily.

I whistled an Eros came padding into the room, he had a large chalkboard hanging from a rope; around his neck. I intertwined Lafayette's fingers with mine and smiled at Thomas.

The chalkboard read: 'Mom and Dad are getting me a Human!' Eros' tail wagged and Thomas' jaw dropped, his eyes darting from us to the board.

"Y-You're pregnant...?" He stammered, I nodded. "Yup!" I gave a giddy grin and hugged Lafayette's side lovingly.

Thomas stood up and approached us, he had an emotion I couldn't read in his gaze. Unexpectedly he pulled us into a tight embrace.

"Send Jemmy in next, don't tell his though... or anyone else." I mumbled, Thomas nodded and left. Moments later James entered the room and stared at us quizzically.

I took Eros' chalkboard off and set it on the bed, unable to be seen. I handed James a baby outfit and on it, words were embroidered.

'I'll be her soon. There is no doubt, I need a godfather to help me out. My parents think you'll do just fine, so I'm asking if you'll be mine?'

James stared at the outfit in disbelief, when he finally looked up at us I saw tears in his eyes. I chuckled and hugged James.

"I'd be honored." He choked out in between happy sobs, I smiled and rubbed his shoulder as I hug him.

I pulled away and told him to send Hercules son next, sure enough, the tall figure entered. I put the sign back on Eros and Eros trotted over to him and sat before him.

Hercules immediately shifted his attention to Lafayette, "Pregnant?" He mumbled, I swallow nervously and nodded.

Lafayette squeezes my hand reassuringly and I wondered what Hercules should do. He began to smile broadly and picked me up, swinging me in circles.

"Careful! Yo don't want to hurt the baby, mon ami! Mon dieu, I don't know What'd I do if they got hurt!" Lafayette exclaims, throwing his arms in the air.

Hercules apologized and set me down, smiling like a teenager in love. I rolled my eyes and giggle, walking over to Lafayette.

"This child isn't even born yet, and you're already an overprotective father." I chimed, Lafayette chuckled lightly and kissed my forehead.

"Send in the sisters next, please." I told Hercules with a warm smile, he returned my grin and nods.

The sisters burst in moments later, squealing with joy. "You're pregnant!!" Eliza squeaks, "Who told you?!" I laughed, "I can just tell." Elizabeth grins.

I rolled my eyes and chuckled, "Yes, I am." I smiled, they pulled me into a hug. "Could you send John and Alex in next?" I asked, they nodded and left giddily.

Moments later John and Alex were shoved through the door, "Eros." Eros wags his tail and pads over to them.

The boy stared at the board in shock. "Laf-Lafayette I'm gonna fuckin' kill you!" John snarled and began to chase Lafayette out of the room. I sighed and it quickly turned into an squeal as Alexander hugged me.

I grinned and hugged the man back, "Now, if you'll excuse me... I've got to stop John from murdering my Baby Daddy." I huffed and began to walk out.

I found Lafayette hiding from Kohn behind Hercules, I laughed and tap John'a shoulder. He flinched and turned with a first, but he stopped himself from punching me; his gaze softened.

"Could you please leave my Baby Daddy alone." I mumbled, John sighed and hugs me. "Alright, fine." He grunted and sat on the couch.

I take Lafayette's hand and whispered something to him, he nods and turned back tot he group. I headed upstairs and collapsed onto my bed; passing out instantly.