Monty: Before we start, I want to ask you if anyone wants to leave . Don't be afraid you'll just go to your own place using the map and you can view the views there as well .

An: I'm thinking of leaving .

Lee: Me too.

Adam: Me too, I need to rethink something .

Sienna & Ilia: I'm thinking of getting some rest, too .

Roman: I want to rest, too .

Lisa: Well, I'm going to bed .

Mona: I will do astrology in this world .

Ahri: We also need to go to our world as a group , we have a tour and a busy schedule. Good. - the K/DA group leaves through the portal , and the rest go to their rooms and business .

Monty: Oh, by the way, Shiro hasn't visited this world so much , so don't ask him so much .

Blake: Have you not ever been there?" - she was wondering how much.

Shiro ( to Blake): Yes, I have not been to all the worlds , they were either too noisy, too with changeable weather, or the world was too strange . I didn't always have the desire to visit any world , it was mostly requests from my friends to show this or that world .

Blake: I see. - she was quite satisfied with this answer.

Ozpin: And how strange were these worlds? - he said nothing in reply .

Yang: They must be very strange indeed, since you are silent . - he nodded at her guess .

Monty: Let's get started .

Wiz: The Mushroom Kingdom is a world that houses many strange and interesting creatures, like the Goomba, a walking brown mushroom with fangs.

Yang: Oh, yes, we know that . - Ruby nodded, too.

Weiss: Well, you play video games too often .

Pyrrha: And what is the mushroom kingdom ?

Shiro: * searches in the search engine* Found. The Mushroom Kingdom - is the primary setting of the Mario franchise. It is ruled by Princess Peach, and its appearance changes from game to game. Despite this, the kingdom consists of many similar recurring landscapes, such as plains, deserts, islands, forests, mountains, snowy areas, and volcanoes.

Mercury: What is the Mario franchise?

Shiro: *searches* The Mario franchise is a media franchise consisting of video games published and produced by the Japanese company Nintendo.

It centers around the fictional character Mario, an Italian plumber who serves as the hero of a realm called the Mushroom Kingdom. The franchise was created by game designer Shigeru Miyamoto

and its first installment was the arcade game Donkey Kong, released on July 9, 1981. The games are primarily developed and self-published by Nintendo internally, with some games in the franchise being developed by other companies under Nintendo's supervision, such as Hudson Soft, Camelot Software Planning, Intelligent Systems, and AlphaDream. Most Mario games have been released for Nintendo's various video game consoles and handhelds, from the third generation onwards.

Ruby: I understand.

They let's continue watch.

Boomstick: And the Koopa, that stupid turtle who always gets himself killed.

Wiz: Every video game has its share of basic endless common enemies, and you can't get any more common than these two.

Boomstick: But which is the best of the worst? He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.

Wiz: And it's our job to analyse their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.

There was quite an expected reaction .

Yang: This is gonna suck . - she said this with a blank face .

Ruby: Oh, come on , they will not bad. - she pouted resentfully.

Goomba

Wiz: The Goombas used to be steadfast allies of the Mushroom Kingdom. After years of oppression due to their low intelligence and short stature, they betrayed their own mushroom brethren and became the backbone of Bowser's vast army.

Glynda ( in confused): Is this a live mushroom? - she asked , doubting what she saw.

Peach: It looks like it has a mouth and eyes , but why ? - she wondered why they needed them .

Ruby: It looks very strange .

Akame ( to Shiro): Can they be eaten ? - she asked ,feeling hungry .

Shiro: I don't know. I didn't try to do it .

Weiss ( in doubt): And I doubt they taste like mushrooms.

Saphron: Mmmmm, I don't like mushrooms.

Jaune ( to Saphron): You still don't like mushrooms . For your information, they are rich in protein and vitamins . It also has a beneficial effect on brain activity and the heart . - When he finished , his friends looked at him strangely .

Jaune ( in confused): What ?

Weiss ( in shocking): How do you know that?"

Jaune: I was constantly cooking in the family and was the only one who could cook . - he explained, and they nodded their thanks for the answer.

BASIC COMBAT STRATEGIES:

- Charge into opponents.

- Not very strong.

- Can " Headbonk" as well.

- Adapts well to various environments.

- Useless fangs.

Boomstick: The Goomba's main combat strategy is just to walk directly into its opponents. While this isn't the smartest thing to do, it takes some real "spores" if you know what I'm saying.

Ruby ( in monotony): I take back my words. - she quickly reconsidered the decision.

Weiss ( in disappointing): Is this a joke ? Is that all they can do ? - she roared at their strategy .

Jaune ( in monotony): The worst strategy ever .- he said with a blank face .

Salem: Even the most stupid grimm I have is much smarter than these creatures. she sounded disappointed.

Cinder & Raven: They are disappointing .

Boomstick: Plus, they also have these vampire fangs, but they don't ever seem to use them, and... thinking about it, why does a mushroom even have a mouth?

Winter: And yet why do they need them ?

Jaune: I can only guess, but I think they're for intimidation, but I'm not sure .

Nora: I can break their legs , since they have them .

Ren ( to Nora): Nora, calm down .

Neo: What kind of strange girl likes to break legs ?

GOOMBA'S SHOE :

- Gives jumping ability .

- Cannot be pierced by spikes or spines.

- Also called " Kuribo's shoe"

- Can be stolen easily.

Wiz: When available, the Goomba will use the green Goomba's Shoe to get the jump on its foes, easily able to hop over twelve feet / 3,6 meters in the air.

They couldn't help but laugh at how stupid it looked . Summer , Willow and Kali imagined their daughters wearing these shoes and couldn't help but laugh at how cute it was .

Summer / Willow/ Kali: Awww , I swear it would be the sweetest thing if Ruby / Weiss/ Blake put this on . - this statement quickly confused the younger daughters .

Ruby/ Weiss/ Blake ( in embarrassing): Mom !

Ironwood: Most hunters can jump higher, so we don't have to .

Pietro: But leg protection won't hurt us. - they nodded at his statement .

Penny: If the material for shoes is strong enough to withstand the spikes ? - she asks, interested .

Winter: I don't think we have one .

PARAGOOMBA WINGS:

- Enables slow flight.

- Better suited for hovering.

- Easily clipped.

- Can drop Micro-Goombas as living bombs. ( Everyone: WHAT!!!???)

Wiz: Goombas can also sprout wings, becoming Paragoombas, capable of barely sustained flight.

Boomstick: And when flying, the mushroom thing can bomb victims below with Micro-Goombas. You know you're a badass when you throw babies as weapons!

Everyone was horrified by this news .

Summer ( crying): How can you do this to children ? - she asks, her face full of horror.

Ruby ( in crying): This is inhumane .

Terra ( with horrible on face): They're monsters if they do that .

Akame ( with scary stare): Heartless . - she says in a cold tone .

Tifa ( knuckles pop): The bastards. - she continued for her with a terrible look.

This made Shiro's blood boil with anger .

Shiro: I'm going to tear them apart . - at the same time, a terrible mask appeared on him .

Wiz: The traditional Goomba may seem a useless pawn, but these troopers have been known to accomplish the impossible.

The audience is presented with an excerpt where Goomba play baseball without hands. Their eyes widened .

Yang ( in shocking): What the hell?

Penny ( in confused): How can they do this?

Boomstick: Wait a minute, is that Goomba playing baseball? With no hands? Oh my God, it has telepathy powers!

TELEKINESIS POWERS!?OMG!:

- Can use baseball bats without hands or arms .

- Not really , they're just weird like that...

Wiz: Telekinesis? No, it doesn't.

Boomstick: Well then, how's it holding it?!

Weiss ( in confused): How does it work ? - she turns to Shiro .

Weiss: Do you know ?

Shiro: No . It's just that there are worlds that don't obey the laws of physics .

Weiss: * heavy sigh* I see.

Ruby: And there are many of them ?

Shiro: Yes, a lot.

Wiz: Goombas are unwaveringly brave, never backing down from a fight and always ferociously charging into battle without hesitation. Though, sometimes their stubborn courage can backfire.

Boomstick: Yeah, you'd think it would stop walking when impending death is directly in front of it.

They see that the Goomba is on a platform similar to a treadmill ... and he does not realize that he is standing still . Everyone groans in frustration at Goomba's stupidity.

Blake: Is he really that stupid ? - as if he hadn't heard her question , Wiz gave his answer .

Wiz: After dissecting a... voluntary Goomba myself, I discovered its brain to be less than half the size of an acorn, proving what we've always known.

Boomstick: Goombas are fuckin' morons.

Yang: I didn't know their brains were so small .

Jaune: This explains their low mental capacity.

Koompa Troopa

Wiz: Bowser's second most common foot soldier is the Koopa Troopa, the Turtle Warrior.

Weiss & Ruby: Awwww , he looks so cute . - they said together, adored. Well, he looks better than a half-witted mushroom .

Boomstick: Like Ninja Turtles!?

Wiz: No, not Ninja Turtles.

Boomstick: Awh...

Ruby: Ninja turtles ?- she says, as if trying.

Blake: That sounds interesting .

Wiz: While the Goombas are the backbone, the Koopas are prevalent enough to have Bowser's army named the "Koopa Troop".

PARATROOPA WINGS:

- Enables slow flight.

- Decent aerial control.

- Easily clipped .

- Not exactly the best flyers.

Boomstick: Koopas have their own set of Paratroopa wings that can fly for several minutes with no problem.

Pyrrha: To me, he's a much better flyer than a mushroom . - everyone agreed with her statement.

OTHER SKILLS:

- Various sports.

- Running banks.

- Creating seaside resorts.

- Go-cart racing.

- Ruining safaris.

- Forming lame gangs.

Wiz: Koopas are also fairly skilled in Tennis, Baseball, Basketball, and Go-kart driving.

The audience was impressed that the turtle has such skills .

Ironwood: I wonder if they are suitable for other things ?

Monty: Well, perhaps suitable for work , but not too complex . They can work as librarians , shopkeepers , medical assistants , taxi drivers, and etc .

Winter: That sounds pretty good, but I don't think they'll be happy about it themselves .

Boomstick: Are you sure it's not a Ninja Turtle?

KOOPA SHELL:

- Extremely durable.

- Withstand over 200 lbs / 91 kg.

- Demolishes anything that is destructible.

- Bounces off walls.

- Comes in variety of collectible colors.

Wiz: Their best offense is also their finest defense: the Koopa shell, made of a tough steel-like substance capable of withstanding over 200 pounds of pressure.

Qrow: For a turtle, it's pretty durable .

Glynda: But most hunters can hit harder .

Monty: Well, they are mostly used as a battering ram to destroy obstacles . - it shocked the audience .

Nora/ Ruby/ Weiss/ Velvet/ Emerald/ Neo/ Blake :*gasped in horror * How can they do this to him ? - they didn't particularly like being used like that.

Boomstick: As an offensive weapon, the Koopa shell can destroy almost anything. It's a living torpedo of pain!

The audience is given an excerpt where a Koopa in a shell crushes a brick structure . This surprised them .

Wiz: There seems to be a common misconception that it takes Mario two hits to kill a Koopa. Actually, it only takes one. There just happens to be this durable shell in the way. However, this leads to the Koopa's greatest weakness. When Mario jumps on a Koopa's back, rather than retaliating, it retreats into its shell. Why?

Saphron: Maybe he can't get back out ?

Neo: He just decided not to come out?

Cinder: He's probably just a coward . - she said this with an air of indifference on her face .

Boomstick: 'Cause they're a bunch of pussies!

Everyone: * understanding * Aaaah.

Wiz: That's right, Boomstick. The Koopas are cowards, afraid to face a dangerous foe. Some run from danger, but most just hide in their thick shells.

Boomstick: Then again, if I were carrying an impenetrable fortress on my back and some large Italian man was trying to murder me, I'd probably hide in it, too.

Ruby/ Velvet/ Weiss/ Neo: This Mario is just bulling of them . - she grumbles with a cute lips.

Wiz: But you'd think as soon as Mario picked up the shell, it would a perfect time to counterattack, right? And even when they're flying after a good kick, they refuse to stick their feet out and stop themselves.

The audience sees Koopa hitting the walls back and forth, but he doesn't get out because he's scared .

Summer ( sad voice): Poor kid, he's too scared to even get out of there . - she says this, feeling sorry for him .

Boomstick: Well... eh... ah, yeah, you're right, they're bitches.

Willow: It's pretty hard to say who will win .

Jaune: Yes, they both have serious weaknesses . Goomba is extremely stupid, and Koopa is too cowardly .

Ozpin: Well, I think we should see what happens.

/DEATH BATTLE/

The scene begins with Koopa coming out of the Warp Pipe

Weiss (in confused): What...... Did he come out of the pipe ?- she finds it too strange .

Shiro: * searches and finds* .The Warp Pipe (also known as simply a Pipe) is the most common mode of transportation in the Mario franchise. Generally speaking, a Warp Pipe is a pipe that does not always appear to be connected to a second pipe physically, although traveling through it will transport the traveler to the other end. In many cases, Warp Pipes can be used to cross great distances (and even worlds) instantly, while some pipes cannot even transport anything. The size of Warp Pipes can vary greatly.

Penny ( in confused ): This is a very strange and dubious transport .

Velvet ( in uncertainly): Wouldn't something happen to their body ?

Coco: The only explanation I can give is game logic.

Velvet: Okaaaaay. - she said uncertainly.

and walking around to the cheerful music . Unexpectedly, he meets his opponent Goomba .

FIGHT!

Both spread their wings and they begin to fight in the air and begin to circle around each other . Koopa hides in his shell and tries to hit Goomba , but he dodges and makes a smug face .

Blake: Don't get too happy . - she says, waiting for something .

Neo: This mushroom is so self-confident that it pisses me off.

But the Koopa bounces off the wall several times and still hits the Goomba . He lands and almost gets hit by rocks that make human sounds and with creepy faces .

Weiss ( in uncertainly): Is that a living stone ?

Yang ( in confused): And he has a face .

Blake ( in monotony): And it can make human sounds .

Ruby ( in nervous): He looks really weird .

Shiro * finding * It's Thwomps - are semi-common enemies in the Super Mario franchise. They first appeared in Super Mario Bros. 3 . These large stone creatures hide in ceilings, biding their time until Mario passes under them, and they will fall down in an attempt to crush him. They are usually either blue or gray in color, and may be covered in spikes. Thwomps are apparently immune to lava (despite being made of stone, which is not molten), as they will fall in on the castle levels, and then rise right back out. This makes them efficient elevators if you can get on top of them.

Koopa turns out to hit him, but gets hit by a rock.

People who like Koopa: NOOOOOOOO!!!

Not far away , a Goomba lands, and soon a Koopa,( Audience sigh with relief) which survived . They take off again while dodging cannonballs and Bullets Bills.

Pietro ( in interesting): What is that bullet?

Shiro: * finding* It's Bullet Bills - are recurring enemies in the Mario series. They are black, bullet-like enemies, commonly depicted as either having small arms or fanged grins adorning their faces, rarely having both. Bullet Bills are fired by cannons known as Bill Blasters, although some games have them fired by other sources such as Snifits and generic cannons, while some games simply have them coming out of nowhere.

Monty: Simply put, it is a homing projectile .

Pietro ( in impressed): Quite interesting , will need to construct something similar .

Koopa tries to hit the Goomba, but doesn't get out . They are hit by self-guided bullets and the sociopathic mushroom drops its small versions (The audience gasped in horror when he did it. ) on the projectiles and they explode .

They once again start the battle in the air, but the Angry Sun

The audience was also surprised .

Weiss ( in screaming): Even the sun is alive ? What's next: cannibal plant, animated skeletons, radish with eyes . - she asks, annoyed . She then notices that Shiro is standing next to her and jumps in surprise .

Shiro: Is something wrong ? - there's concern in his voice . She was a little nervous, but she answered .

Weiss ( in nervous): Everything just seems a little bit ...

Shiro: Absurd ...

Weiss: Yes .

Shiro: Nothing. I've seen it happen before . Okay he began to stroke her hair, and she blushed at the action .

This made the other girls jealous .

is tired of it and it literally knocks down the Goomba . He lands in Kuribo's boot and starts using it against Koopa . In the end, he catches up with him and he falls into the pipe .

Everyone winced at the sight .

Peach: It will also happen if someone steps on your head .

It seemed that Goomba won, but he is attacked by a Piranha Plant and pushes it inside.

Peach: Hmm, I wonder if it looks like a carnivorous plant, or rather a Venus flycatcher.

Monty: That's what it's called Piranha Plants are large, carnivorous plants encountered throughout the Mario franchise. They are seemingly based on Venus flytraps and eat anything that approaches them.

Koopa lands, having lost his wings from the impact, and discovers a group of Red Goomba

living underground . A Goompa falls on top of him , forcing him to hide . The Red Goomba dance to celebrate the victory and Goomba discovers lava's puddle .

Yang: Oh no, if he pushed it there , Koopa would die .

Ruby & Summer: Aaaah , I can't watch . - they rolls her eyes, not wanting to see it.

He kicks the Koopa, hoping it will die, but the crevice is so small that the Koopa just slips by .

They will be facepalmed by this decision .

Jaune: Well, that's right, his intelligence is too small to estimate the size and count them .

Qrow: Yes, we forgot all about it .

Ruby & Summer: Can I open my eyes ?

Weiss g& Qrow: Yes.

Summer & Ruby: * opened eyes * Did I miss something ?

Qrow & Weiss: Nothing like that . - they assured them.

He eventually hits a rock and knocks down the Goombas , but he also falls into a larger lava pool, resulting in his death and only bones remaining .

They did not expect such a finale, some bulged their eyes at the sight and shuddered when only one skeleton remained of Koopa . The sight made Summer , Ruby , Neo, and Nora faint .

DOUBLE K. O.!

/ In theater/

Jaune : Well, it was spectacular .

RESULTS

Boomstick: Oh man, I thought this was gonna suck! That was awesome! Who knew those little fuckers could fight like that?

Yang & Mercury: I thought/thought it would suck, but it turned out not bad.

Wiz: The Goomba's arsenal proved effective enough, but its own stupidity became its downfall.

Everyone nodded.

Boomstick: Then the Koopa wussed out and kept to the safety of his shell, not stopping in time to avoid the Giant Pool of Lava Death.

Everyone shuddered remembering that.

Wiz: Even the Koopa's tough shell can't protect it from fire.

Ozpin: Well, it seems that its shell is not adapted for high temperatures.

Boomstick: You might say this battle really heated up in the end.

Wiz: This battle is a draw.

Raven: It turned out pretty good, for the two worst opponents .

Qrow: Yes, I hope it will be better in the future.

(I'm sorry I didn't update it, but I was just moving .)

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