Chunyun: Where is the music from?

Xinyang: I don't know, but she rocks!

Shiro gets up from his seat and walks to the door where the sound was supposedly coming from.

He opens the door and finds a record player.

He turns it off and closes the door.

He takes a couple of steps back and the music starts playing again.

Shiro (in mind): What the heck?

He turns it off again and brings it into the theater.

Fox (in confused): Who left a record player there?

Before he can speak, someone spanks his butt.

At that moment, there was silence in the theater. They certainly didn't expect someone so brave or crazy to slap him on the butt.

The reaction was not long in coming and Shiro stabs the stranger with a knife.

This stranger turned out to be a guy in red spandex with swords on his back and guns on his sides. The mask completely hid his face and there were black circles around his eyes.

Qrow (in shocking): Who is fucking that anyway?

Raven (in shocking): Don't even imagine.

Hu Tao: Yahuu! Potential client!

Everyone looked at her strangely and decided to move away.

Hu Tao: What? I'm a funeral director.

He removes the knife from his head, but the body does not fall.

It stresses the others.

Roman (little fear): Umm, why doesn't it drop?

"Corpse" pulls a gun from its holster and shoots Shiro in the face.

Lisa (in fear): Cutie!

Shenhe (in rage): How it dare!

Ei (in fury): I'll wipe you out!

Monty: Don't worry! He's fine.

Ruby (in fear): B-b-but...

Shiro: I'm fine.

Everyone pays attention to him and see that he has caught the bullet with his teeth.

He spits out the bullet.

Shiro: You are fucking son of a bitch, Wade.

Wade: Oh, I'm glad to meet you again, Spider Buttocks.

Shiro:*sigh* *smiling* It's good to see you again.

Wade: Oh, I'm also pleased. The author wanted to do this in another of his books, but he does not know how to write our future meeting.

Shiro: *sigh*. You and your madness.

He notices how most of the women blushed as they stared at him.

Ruby (in mind/blushing): Oh gosh! He lookso pretty!

Weiss/
& Winter (in mind/blushing): Behind that mask was such a beautiful face!

Blake (in mind/blushing): He looks like the main character in my books!

Yang (in mind/blushing):*drools* So hot!

Glynda (in mind/blushing): I've never met someone so handsome!

Summer/Raven/Kali/Willow (in mind): I found a new husband. *lick lips*

Saphron & Terra (in mind/blushing): Looks like he made me bisexual.

Sienna (blushing):*Embarrassed sounds of a tigress*.

Ilia (blushing):*Embarrassed sounds of chameleon*.

Cinder/Emerald/Neo (in mind/blushing):*uncensored thoughts* I was a bad girl and should be punished~.

Salem (in mind/blushing): My prince!

Akame (in mind): I want to eat.

Tifa (in mind/blushing): Kyaaaa!

Diana (in mind/blushing): Adonis!

Amber (in mind/blushing): Eeep!

Eula (in mind/blushing): He made me blush! Vengeance will be mine!

Lisa/Ningguang/Beidou/Yelan/Yae Miko (in mind/blushing): Ara ara ~

Many of the women blushed, some had obscene thoughts, and others had nosebleeds.

Wade: Oh, ladies, stop having dirty minds.

They quickly cleaned themselves up and had the decency to blush.

Childe: So, ummm, who is this?

Shiro: Wade Wilson, aka Deadpool. Talkative mercenary.

Wade: And also the best friend and brother, a spidey!

Diluc: "best friend"?

Shiro: Wade is my friend from a past life, and he is also a little crazy.

Dehya: How crazy is he?

Shiro: Compared to Jeht, she is just a small flower compared to Wade.

Dehya: Oh Archons!

Nilou notices Nahida holding her head.

Nilou: Lesser Lord Kusanali, what's the happened with you?

Nahida: I tried to read the mind of that person, but they are so chaotic that my head hurts.

To her surprise, Wade takes her in his arms and begins to squeeze her.

Wade: Oh, look! Who do we have here! Who is the sweetest Archon! Who is the sweetest Archon! It's you!

Nahida: Put me down, please!

Shiro: *takes Nahida away from him* So what are you doing here Wade?

Wade: Oh! I...

*Crash*

There was a loud crash from which many could barely stay on their feet.

Shiro: What now?

Monty: Looks like we've been attacked.

???:*echo* Totem!!!

Jeht: Totem?

Shiro: It's me.

Zhongli: Why did he call you "totem"?

Shiro: I'll explain later, but now I'm going to figure it out.

He disappears leaving everyone confused.

Jeht: What now?

Paradox: Well, I guess I'll have to watch the episode without Mr. Redgrave.

Nahida: Emm, Mr. Paradox!

Paradox: Yes, little miss?

Nahida: Where has Mr Wilson gone?

Paradox & Monty (in confused): Excuse me, what?

They look around and notice that Deadpool is not in the theater.

The screen suddenly turns on and shows Shiro standing in front of a horde of monsters: demons and jamatos.

Shiro: Deadmen and Jyamatos? There?

Weiss (in terrible): Oh dust!

Jaune (in horrible): There are hundreds and thousands of them!

Ruby (in fear): What are they?

Monty: That...

Wade: Hey, hey, hey! Stop!

He and the audience stop at hearing Deadpool on screen.

Winter: What is he doing there?

Wade: Nothing, Ice Queen!

Winter (in anger): Don't call me that!

Qrow: Hahaha! I like this guy!

Wade: Oh, thanks old dusty crow!

Qrow: Hey!

Winter: Pffff haha!

Wade: Old Monty, please, let's go without explanation, it's already difficult for the author to write this chapter.

Monty: Ummm, fine...

Kaeya (in confused): What he talked about?

Monty: Do not ask me. Deadpool is an extremely extraordinary person who is hard to understand.

Gorou: That is, it is not clear what he is talking about.

Monty: Correct!

/Meanwhile with Shiro (Peter)/

Peter: Wade, what are you doing here?

Wade: What mean "what"? Can't I help an old friend?

Peter: ... I fixed your Driver and it has been in your mailbox for a month now.

Wade: Thank you, Spider-buttocks!

Peter:*sigh*

Wade: Yeah! Let's go kick their asses.

Shiro: Wait! *Give him plasma guns*.

Wade: Oh! New buddies!

They rushed to the hordes of Jamato and Deadmen.

Wade: Bang! Bang! Bang! B-bang! Bang!

One of the Deadmen tried to attack from behind, but Wade jumped in and sat on his head. He started spinning and shooting.

Wade: Weeeeeeee!

Then Wade takes out a plastic bastard sword and starts to beat the Deadmen.

Wade then pulls out a lasso out of nowhere and pins Horse Deadman.

He jumps on it while knocking down other Deadmen.

Wade: Go horse! Go!

Out of nowhere, a courier appears with a delivery.

Courier: Who is Mr. Wilson?

Wade: It's me, a Deadpool!

Courier: Sign up here.

Wade signs on the papers and takes the package from the courier, after which courier disappears in a pillar of light.

From the package, Wade takes out a purple belt with the inscription 50 and a stamp with the T-Rex logo.

Wade:*imitates Mario's voice* Oh! Let's go!

Wade: Wait, not that!

Wade: Ahem... 沸いてきたぜ! [Waite kita ze!] (I'm feeling it now!)

Wade puts it on and a belt appears around his waist. Behind him is shown a large screen on which someone is texting.

He presses the button on the stamp and it says:

REX!

He sighs on the stamp and presses on Ohinjector, and a ghost appears around him with huge transparent stamp, dancing around him while the belt sings.

COME ON! RE-RE-REX!

COME ON! RE-RE-REX!

Wade: Henshin!

He inserts the stamp into a special slot and turns it to the side. Then the ghost throws a stamp on Wade and some kind of liquid envelops him.

BUDDY UP!

OHING! (STAMPING !)
SHONING! (PASSING !)
ROLLING!
GOING!

KAMEN RIDER! REVI! VICE! REVICE!

The stamp shatters and Wade and Ghost appear in armor.

???: It was amazing buddy!

Wade: Yeah! 一気に行くぜ![Ikki ni ikuze!] (Let's go at once!)

Vice: Of course!

Revi kicked them and chopped them with an unusual axe. He turns it around and shoots at the Deadmen.

Vice uses wrestling movements in his fighting style.

He notices something.

Vice: Oh hello viewers! Hope you enjoy me! Don't forget to follow me with #viceiscool!

Revi: Hey don't forget about me! Dial #deadpoolrevi!

Peter, fed up with this, threw Jyamato at them.

Peter (in little anger): Hey chatterboxes! Better take care of business!

Revice: On it!

One of them attacks Wade from behind, but he dodges and performs a counter attack.

Revi turns the stamp twice and he and Vice jump up and kick thepponents.

REX! STAMPING FINISH!

Vice: Something they are kind of lethargic.

Revi: Oh! *a light bulb appears near the head* How about we heat them up and then cool them down?

Vice: Buddy, you are a genius!

Wade takes out two stamps: one with a flame tongue, the other shaped like an egg.

VOLCANO!

BARID REX!

He puts the flame stamp on the panel and a large blue egg hangs over him.

He combines them.

COMBINE!

BARI! FIRE! COME ON! VOLCANO!

He puts the double stamp in the slot and turns it.

BURST UP!

ONI-ATSUI! BARI-YABAI! GON-SUGOI! BANET-TSUYOI!

REVICE! WE ARE! REVICE!

(BURST UP!

SUPER HOT! SUPER DANGEROUS! SUPER AMAZING! SUPER STRONG!

REVICE! WE ARE! REVICE!)

An egg falls on him and the lava inside envelops him. Vice breaks the egg and the shell is attached to it. The steam dissipates, revealing Revise's upgraded form to the audience.

Revice: YEAH! That's amazing!

Peter: No.

Revice: Huh?

Peter: That's Spectacular.

They joyfully exclaim and run to kick ass to enemies.

Vice makes a dash and hits the demons with a shield. He releases an ice breath and freezes them. Revi fires flames from his nozzles and roasts the demons. One demon shoots an energy beam at them. Vice covers Roar and himself with a shield.

Revi: How about to do it?!

Vice: Sure!

All this ends with an explosion that destroys all the demons.

/Meanwhile with Shiro (Peter)/

Peter was busy kicking the crap out of Jyamatos.

???: So so so! Here you are the totem. Are you anxious to be eaten?

Shiro: ... I'm sorry, who are you?

???: I'll kill you!!!

Enraged, he attacks him, Shiro blocks his attacks and punches him in the stomach.

Shiro: I don't know what you doing there, Morlun, but I advise you to get out before you get worse.

Morlun: Otherwise what? Afraid I'll scratch your pretty face!?

Morlun: Or should I take care of your girls?! - he said with a mocking grin.

Shiro: Just try and you're dead! - He replied, getting angry.

Morlun: Why so serious?! We all know that she will most likely cheat on you with some random guy!

Shiro:*growling* Shut up! - He says when he hits one of the Jyamatos.

Morlun: Your friends will still turn their backs on you!

Shiro:*punching jyamato* Shut Up!

Morlun: They only pretend to be your friends, deep down they despise you and want you to disappear!

Shiro (furious): I said: SHUT UP!

Morlun: Force me!

Without thinking, he rushes at him and they start beating each other.

The more they fought, the angrier Shiro became, the more careless he became, taking a lot of hits.

He misses the hit and ends up flying a long distance from Morlun.

The giant Jyamato tried to crush him...

ROLLING STAMPING FINISH!!!

BAKUBAKU REVICE STRIKE!!!

Revi and Vice, in new forms, beat the giant and he falls with a crash.

Vice: Hey, Buddy! Why are you lying down?

Wade helps him up and cheers him up.

Wade: Don't worry spider-buttocks, even if the world turns away from you, I will always remain your friend.

Peter: Thanks ... you're the best friend I've ever had.

Jyamato and the Deadmen try to get at them, but they are hit by blue fire.

There was a miniature robotic dragon flying around Shiro/Peter.

He takes the Build Driver and bottle out of his back. He takes the dragon and inserts the bottle into it.

WAKE UP!!!

He places the dragon in the slot and turns the handle.

CROSS-Z DRAGON!!!

Armor forms form around it, and a small dragon is visible on the side.

He, Wade, and Vice are surrounded by enemies and
they will attacked.

ARE YOU READY?!

Peter: Henshin!

Enemies are thrown back by an explosion of blue flames and Peter emerges from it wearing cross-dragon armor.

WAKE UP BURNING!

GET CROSS-Z DRAGON!!

YEAH!!!

Cross-z (Shiro/Peter): Let's rock!

He began to attack Jyamatos and Morlun, with blows engulfed in blue flame.

Morlun attacks Peter with his claws, but Peter grabs his arms and kicks him in the stomach. Using the blades on his hands, Peter wounded Morlun, who threw him away and attacked him.

BEAT-CROSSER!!!

A sword comes out of his driver and Peter hits Morlun.

Morlun (in rage): What the hell is this?

HAZARD ON!

MAX HAZARD ON!

SUPER WAKE UP!

He pulls out the red device and inserts it into a special nest. He turns the handle and heavier structures come out of the driver.

GATA GATA GOTTON!
ZUTTAN ZUTAN!

ARE YOU READY?!

UNCONTROL SWITH!

BLACK HAZARD!!

YABEI!!!

Morlun (to Jyamatos): Take him!

READY GO!

The sword is engulfed in blue flames, and a Chinese dragon appears behind Peter.

Cross-z: Hinokami kagura! Nichiun no Ryū Kaburimai!

HAZARD DRAGONIC FINISH!!!

He attacks and destroys Jyamatos that stand in his way.

Cross-z (to Morlun): Only us remained.

They began to exchange blows and their forces were equal.

Morlun throws a punch, but Peter catches him and punches him back.

His legs are wrapped around vines and he was thrown towards the rock.

Shiro (in mind): *groaning in pain* Okay, that was unpleasant...

JYA-JYA-JYA STRIKE!!!

Peter/Shiro (in mind): Oh fuck!

He is enveloped by vines and those vines try to squeeze him.

Morlun began to smirk, but a red glow shone through from the vines and 8 serpentine dragons burst out of them from the magma.

Gokunetsu Kinniku!
Cross-Z Magma! Achachachachachacha Acha!

(Infernal Muscle!
Cross-Z Magma!
Hothothothothothot Hot!)

The ball of vines burns down and Peter bursts out of it with orange armour with dragon heads.

Peter rushed at Morlun and landed a right blow. Morlun blocked it, but the heat of the magma burned his arm. Peter continued to beat Morlun, giving him terrible burns. As a result, he could no longer use his hands.

Morlun: Why the hell do you keep fighting when everything has been taken away from you!?

Peter/Shiro: Honestly I've asked myself that question.

Peter/Shiro: But then I thought, why not? Maybe something good would happen.

Peter: And it has happened. And I will not let that happiness be taken away again! *whispering* As selfish as that sounds.

Peter punches Morlun in the stomach and sends him flying. He pulls the Magma Knuckle out of the Driver, he jumps to Morlun and he is hit with a magma fist, leaving him nothing but ash.

/with the audience/

Ruby/Nora/Jaune/Summer/Saphron/Bennett/Childe: That was Awesome!!!

Ruby: Have you seen this armor?! It's incredible!!!

Nora: And explosions, more explosions!!!

The more mature ones wondered what kind of life Peter/Shiro had.

Peter/Shiro exits the portal with Wade and Vice.

Peter: What have we missed?

Many people peppered him with questions about: Who was it? and What kind of armor was it?

A portal opens behind them and Dr. Strange emerges from it and asks for help.

(I apologize if the ending was bad.)