Monty: You will ask questions later, and now we will begin the episode.

Wiz: When it comes to fighting, combatants come in all shapes and sizes.

Boomstick: And I'm liking the shapes and sizes on these two!

They see two beautiful women: one in a blue qipao, the other in a revealing outfit that can hardly be called clothes.

Most of the guys tried not to stare at them and crossed their legs to keep their boners down.

Those who weren't well endowed in the chest area stared at the image as the women stared at each other at kissing distance while pressing their chests together. Weiss and Ilia blushed with embarrassment and jealousy.

Weiss & Ilia (in mind): Come on! Why is that?

Wiz: Chun-Li, the strongest woman in the world.

Boomstick: Mai Shiranui, the queen of fighters.

Raven: Their titles speak for themselves.

Cinder: I'm agree.

Wiz: He's Boomstick and I'm Wizard, and it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win... a Death Battle.

CHUN-LI

The first participant: a woman with brown eyes, hair woven into "bull horns", covered with white silk brocades.

Reese: What is this hairstyle?

Arslan: It's called "bull horns".

Ren: Right.

Shiro:In Japan it's called "Odango" (jap. お団子). The style is named after the odango, a sweet dumpling eaten on a skewer as a Japanese snack, traditionally served at hanami (cherry blossom and flower viewing festivals.)

Shenhe: Does Liyue also have such hair styling?

Shiro: Yes, you could see it in Keqing.

Shenhe (in confused): Eh?

Chunyun (in surprised): Wait, that was hair?

Xingqiu: It seemed she had cat ears to me.

Shiro: They don't have to be round, sometimes they can be triangular or cone-shaped, making them look like cat ears.

Her outfit consists of a modified blue qipao with golden accents, large black bracelets with white spikes on her wrists, a dark brown see-through tights to give her legs a tanned look, under the qipao she wears blue thongs, for shoes she wears army white calf-length boots.

Nora: Her outfit is similar to yours, Ren.

Ren: Really.

Willow: Women in the Mistral wears a similar outfit.

Winter: I've seen similar, but it looks like her outfit is different.

Shiro: It's called Qipao (旗袍) or Cheongsam (長衫) — This is a traditional Chinese long dress. They were very close-fitting and had high slits on the sides so that the legs could move freely.

Coco: I think I know how to update my wardrobe.

From these words, a certain bunny girl turned pale.

Yang: I love her bracelets.

Nora: Does she like to wear those knick-knacks?

Shiro: These bracelets are made of iron and weigh 7-10 kg (15-22 lbs) each.

Penny: Why would she carry such a weight on her arms?

Shiro: To keep her body balanced while kicking.

She has rather muscular arms, a thin waist, breasts big enough to make guys drool, wide beautiful hips with a big firm ass. The most notable part is her muscular legs with thick muscles.

Yang: Just look at those legs!

Emerald: Looks like her days were all leg days.

Ruby: I don't want to be between them.

Coco (to Ruby): By the way, Red, I can say that this dress will suit you very well.

Ruby (unsure): Really.

Coco: Absolutely, it would definitely highlight your perky chest, and most importantly your Thicc thighs.

The words made her blush, and Blake and Weiss imagined this picture: Ruby in a red qipao that showed off her wide hips well. This picture made them bleed from their noses.

Blake & Weiss (in mind): I don't mind being between those thighs.

Wiz: Chun-Li, first lady of the fighting game.

Women felt proud that Chun-Li was the first fighting female character in fighting games.

Boomstick: Famous for abusing the Thighmaster.

BACKGROUND:

— Height: 5'6" / 170 cm.

— Weight: Secret.

— Detective for Interpol.

— Trained with Gen.

— Skilled in Tai Chi & Kenpo.

— Bust/Waist/Hip:
‐ 88/58/90. (in cm.)

Wiz: Chun-Li is a detective for Interpol, and has gone through a rudimentary police combat training. She has also trained with Gen, a friend of her father's and legend of the Chinese fighting underworld.

Glynda: This is admirable.

Boomstick: But she never did finish her training with him. Does anyone ever finish their training? Seriously! Well, I guess it's not totally her fault. After Bison killed her dad, Gen just kinda disappeared on her. What a dick.

Summer: It is irresponsible of him to do so.

Qrow: I agree with Boomstick.

Wiz: Since then, Chun-Li's been chasing after Bison for vengeance. She has trained in defense of Tai Chi and is skilled in a fast-paced kickboxing variant of Kenpo. She prefers speed over strength, using a combination of rapid strikes to pressure an opponent.

Pyrrha: Her movements are similar to those of Ren.

Boomstick: And if you can't tell by looking at 'em, her legs are pretty damn powerful. She can even kick people through solid brick. Still, her strength doesn't just lie in those legs. She's strong enough to toss things around as big as a couch.

They see how Chun-Li kicks the scoundrel's face, while breaking through the walls. They also see Chun-Li pick up the couch and throw it at the sufferer.

Yang: I can hit harder!

Nora: My hammer would break his head!

Arslan: Wait, her world doesn't have an aura, right?

Monty: Right.

Dew: Why are you asking?

Gwen: Imagine how strong she would be if she had an aura.

Nebula (in shocking): Oh Damn.

ATTACKS:

— Lightning Legs.  (百裂脚, Hyakuretsukyaku "Hundred Rending Legs")

— Axe Kick [Hazanshu]. (覇山蹴, Hazanshuu, "Supreme Mountain Kick")

— Spinning Air Kick. (天昇脚, Tenshoukyaku, "Ascension/Heaven Rising Legs")

— Stomp Kick.

— Spinning Bird Kick.(Kaitenteki Kakukyakushu (回転的鶴脚蹴, Kaitenteki Kakukyakushū, lit. "Rotating Target Crane Leg Kick"))

— Senretsu Kyaku. (千裂脚, Senretsukyaku "Thousand Rending Legs")

Wiz: Her main attacks include the unbelievably fast Lightning Legs, the unpredictable Axe Kick, and the physics-defying Spinning Bird Kick.

They see Chun-Li roll over and start spinning like a propeller, showing off his panties as he does so.

Qrow (in surprised): What the hell I saw?

Ironwood: Not a clue ,Qrow, not a clue.

Penny (mistrustfully): It's impossible! How can she fly for so long!? 

Shiro (in mind): Sanji could do something like that.

Boomstick: I wouldn't mind taking a ride on that helicopter!

Girls and women blushed at Boomstick's words.

Scarlet: Do you think she'll let us?

Sun: And why not?

Shiro: Since she will crush your skulls like watermelons.

Sun: I'm sure my abs will charm her.

Everyone looked at them like they were idiots.

Shiro: The last guy who wanted to hit on her was sent to the ambulance with broken legs, scattered testicles and a squashed dick.The doctors had to castrate him.

This news made all the men and boys turn pale and cross their legs with a look of horror on their faces.

Weiss: Wait, shouldn't she have been arrested for exceeding self-defense.

Shiro: It wasn't her.

The male representatives breathed a sigh of relief.

Shiro (darkly): It was me.

They paled even more.

Akame (in jealously): Why were you with her?

Shiro: I helped her with cooking and looked after her daughter, Li-Fen.

CHI ATTACKS:

— Kikoken.  (気功拳, Kikouken, " Fist")

— Kikosho. (気功掌,  Kikoushou, "Qigong Palm")

Wiz: She can also focus her natural Chi energy to create the Kikoken, a slow, limited ranged attack.

Shiro: This technique is more suitable for zoning opponents.

Lisa: And the fact that they are slow is easy to dodge.

Boomstick: And the Kikosho is basically a super version of that: an enormous ball of energy strong enough to stop a speeding car.

Nora & Yang: It's powerful!

Shiro: But charging takes about 1.5 seconds, and in combat, every millisecond counts.

FEATS:

— Took Down Shadaloo.

— Christened the "Strongest Woman in The World".

— Hononary X-Men Member.

— Martial Arts Teacher.

— Never Defeated Bison.

— Defeated Urien [Kind Of]

Wiz: Her detective skills were instrumental in taking down the criminal organization Shadaloo; and after the tournaments, Chun-Li became a martial arts teacher. However, she has yet to win any major tournament, and failed to kill Bison to avenge her father. She was able to rescue one of her students from Urien, but turns out Urien let her win, wanting only to test her skills.

Mercury: Sounds like shit.

Cinder: Looks like the opponent was a league above her.

Ironwood: She will definitely come in handy for Atlas.

Winter: New recruits would certainly benefit from learning from a martial arts master.

Boomstick: Also, it seems Chun ends up having to be rescued a lot. Usually by Guile.

Neo: Even she cannot escape the fate of "damsel in distress".

Wiz: Oddly enough, her most noble award is placing sixth in an International Shooting Competition, despite rarely carrying a gun.

Summer: Quite a significant achievement for someone who rarely uses a gun.

Boomstick: Well, I guess things wouldn't be too fair if she brought a gun to a Street Fight. Round One... BANG! WINNER!

They see Chun-Li happily jumping around.

They laughed at this and thought that Chun-Li was being pretty cute.

Wiz: Despite this, Chun-Li is certainly capable of holding her own, and has been consistently proven to be one of the toughest contenders in the Street Fighter tournaments.

Chun-Li: You ready for this?

MAI SHIRANUI

Second Member: A woman with brown eyes and brown hair pulled back into a ponytail with a hair clip. She has a beautiful face, which is framed by long bangs.

She wears an open sleeveless red kimono that highlights her breasts, thighs and buttocks. He wears a decorative belt with two decorative tails with a big beads and a loincloth, and under it is a red thong. On her feet, she wears tabi with soft soles and protective overlays that expose her heels and toes. On her arms, she wears a pair of fingerless Tekko covering the back of her hand.

She has a thin waist, beautiful legs, less muscular arms than Chun-Li, slender hips and a perky ass. The most attractive part is her huge breasts, almost ready to fall out from under her clothes, which can bring any strong and disciplined man or boy to her knees.

Weiss, Illya, Mona and Akame felt jealous. Weiss and Ilia because they had small breasts. Mona and Akame, although they had fairly large breasts, still fell short in comparison to Mai.

Wiz: Mai Shiranui is... well...

Boomstick: Holy crap, look at those things!

Yang: Well, he's not wrong about that.

Many looked at her with lust, more of a woman.

Ei (to Shiro): Are you familiar with her?

Shiro: Yes. To be honest, I'm worried about her because there is no news from her.

Sun: I wonder if I can persuade her on a date?

This made many people angry.

Adam (to Blake): And did you date him? — With displeasure, he asks the cat girl.

Blake just covered her face with her hands in embarrassment.

BACKGROUND:

— Height: 5'5" / 165 cm.

— Weight: 106 Lbs / 54 kg.

— Shiranui Clan Ninja.

— Trained by Grandfather & Jubei in Hippo-ken & Judo.

— Bust/Waist/Hip:
- 89/57/90. (In cm.)

Wiz: Mai is a ninja of the Shiranui Clan and has been trained by both her grandfather and the perverted, yet famously deadly, Jubei Yomato.

Nora: Oh my dust, what a creepy old man.

Ren: Nora!

Boomstick: He brought a whole new meaning to "wax on, wax off"!

They see the moment where the old ugly old man, who is Mai's teacher, grabbed Mai's chest with his bony hands.

Women and girls were frightened by this and felt cold on their backs.

Peach (in scared): What the heck!?

Glynda (indignantly): What does he allow himself!?

Ruby (in scared): Eeeeep get him away from me!

Penny (in horrible): I'm scared!

Yang: I'll break his arms!

Nora: And I'm legs!

Raven: Better castrate him!

The guys moved away from the distraught women.

Wiz: She has extensive training in the Shiranui-ryuu fighting styles. From her grandfather, Mai learned the Koppo-ken technique, specializing in pressure points and bone snapping. With Jubei, Mai trained in close-combat Judo.

Glynda: It's certainly good that he taught her... but that doesn't give him the right to touch her like that!

Ozpin: Calm down Glynda it's not that bad.

Shiro: Would you say that too if one of the students is being raped?

Ozpin: Ummm... no.

Shiro: You are too soft on them.

Boomstick: Mai's pretty fast, but focuses on single powerful strikes to punch through an enemy's defenses. The only downside to this is if she misses one, she's left wide open. (chuckles)

Ruby, Penny, Razor, and Bennett didn't take the hint, while the others blushed redder than strawberries.

ATTACKS:

— Flying Squirrel Furiante. (Musasabi no Mai (ムササビの舞))

— Deadly Ninja Bees. (Hissatsu Shinobi Bachi (
必殺 忍 蜂)

— Folding Fan Fandango. (Hakuro no Mai)

— Wildmill Waster.

— Kacho San [Fan Throw].

— Bushin [Shadow Images].

Wiz: Her Flying Squirrel Furiante and Deadly Ninja Bee attacks help her control the field of battle, and she uses clever fake-outs to trip up her foes.

Blake: Pretty unique moves.

BUTTERFLY FANS:

— Steel.

— Unlimited Supply.

— Used in Close-Quarters & as a Ranged Projectile.

— Flammable

Boomstick: And she has an unlimited amount of steel fans she can throw, which I guess she keeps in her non-existent bra.

Ruby: This is great.

Summer:  I rarely saw people who owned a tessen.

Ei: Tessen?

Shiro: Tessen (鉄扇) — folding fans with outer spokes made of heavy plates of iron which were designed to look like normal, harmless folding fans or solid clubs shaped to look like a closed fan. Samurai could take these to places where swords or other overt weapons were not allowed, and some swordsmanship schools included training in the use of the tessen as a weapon. The tessen was also used for fending off knives and darts, as a throwing weapon, and as an aid in swimming.

Akame: They are like Kitana uses in battle.

Shiro: Correct.

Tifa: I wonder where she keeps them though.

Eula: It cannot be that she really keeps them between her breasts.

Shenhe: Why not?

Wiz: That's right.

They see a passage where Mai sticks his hand into a hollow and takes out a fan from there.

Weiss: She really hides them there!

Shiro just looked at Ei.

Shiro (in mind): They are similar in this.

Boomstick: Really? I was just making a joke about her giant boobs.

Wiz: Speaking of her... outfit...

Boomstick: Or lack thereof.

Winter: I can hardly call it clothing. Is she an exhibitionist!?

Shiro: She does have some exhibitionistic tendencies, but she is content to be relaxed, uninhibited, cheerful and enthusiastic. She deeply cares about the traditions of her people and family.

T.O.A.A. (in mind): I'm glad you're getting better.

Wiz: While it's unrestricted, it isn't exactly form-fitting either. However, as a testament to her training and balance, it doesn't seem to bother her. 

Blake (smirking): Kinda like the combat skirt?

Ruby & Weiss: Yeah. — Both Weiss and Ruby low fived.

Summer: Um, I don't want to upset you, but you're wearing shorts under your skirt, aren't you?

Ruby & Weiss:...

Pyrrha (blushing): Are you really not wearing shorts?

Nora: Even I wear them!

They just covered their reddened faces. They could not believe that almost always they let everyone see their underwear.

Blake (in.mind): She had them cute bears.

Wiz: She wears it for Kunoichi, a female ninja method of sensually distracting a foe before striking.

Ruby (innocently): I wonder how it would look on Blake?

Such an innocent question made a certain cat faunus blush. Yang and Ilia had nosebleeds and lustful expressions on their faces.

Kali (to Blake): *whispering* You might want to try this on if you want to get her attention.

Blake (blushing): Mom!

T.O.A.A.: I can tell you fell under that charms too, right?

Shiro: ... I don't want to talk about it.

This answer alerted women in love with him.

T.O.A.A. (in mind): Some things never change.

Viewers see an image of Mai in a standing position, with her breasts wobbly a lot.

Boomstick: ...I'm sorry, what? I was distracted.

They also came to their senses.

Yang: It's very efficient.

Ilia: I agree.

Wiz: Never mind.

PYROKINESIS:

— Creates Fire & Explosions.

— Ryu En Bu Attack. (Dragon Flame Dance (龍炎舞))

— Burning Mai Attack.

— Channels Fire Through Clothes & Objects.

Boomstick: Okay! Mai can create fire and explosions, and she can control whatever fire she's created.

Ozpin: Fire semblance users also have fire control skills.

Glynda: Or they are adept at using fire dust.

Lisa: Vision users are also capable of controlling fire, preferring to channel the element of Pyro through their weapons.

Wiz: Mai consistently enters the King of Fighters tournaments to support herself, her claimed fiancé, Andy Bogard.

This caused Shiro to frown. He remembered well what happened to Mai after their breakup.

Lisa: What's happened, cutie?

Shiro: I'll tell you after analysis.

FEATS:

— Mastered Stealth & Ninjutsu.

— Does Well in tournaments.

— Formed the Women's Team.

— Never Won a Tourney.

— Has Only Made Minor Impacts in Plots.

Wiz: However, she has yet to win any major tournament, nor has she ever made a great impact in taking down the bosses.

Boomstick: Or taking down Andy!

Wiz: She always does well, though, even joining Andy's award-winning team in 1999.

Boomstick: Even so, she ends up having to be rescued a lot, usually by Andy. But for some reason, I don't seem to mind.

Mai: Mai Shiranui of the Shiranui School must teach you a lesson.

Lisa: So what did you want to say?

Shiro: The fact is that they broke off relations 2 months after they started.

Ruby (in surprising): Wait, I thought they were married?

Weiss: Boomstick said that Mai herself named Andy as her fiancé.

Ruby: What does it mean?

Shiro: In reality, Andy doesn't consider Mai to be his fiancée and only started dating Mai out of pity for her.

Jaune: That mean...

Shiro: He never loved to Mai.

Shiro: After that, she is in a mental breakdown due to the news that he never loved her.

Glynda: It wasn't Mr. Bogard who did her such harm, it was her. She inspired herself that he also loves her and paid for it. — She summed it up, pitying Mai.

There was an awkward silence in the theater until it was interrupted by a stupid method.

Neptune: So is she free?

Weiss (in fury): You just heard that she's out of sorts and that's all you care about!

Neptune: Who cares, the only opinion that matters is mine.

This idea was supported by his team of idiot womanizers.

Mercury: Even my dad wouldn't sink that low, and he was a piece of shit. — He replied with a growl.

Bleiss (in mind): They're no better than the bastard Jacques.

Weiss (in mind): And I dated with him.

They were annoyed and angry at the words of these idiots, especially the women. Suddenly the atmosphere became heavy and they could not stand. That pressure came from Monty, T.O.A.A. , Ei and Shiro (Peter).

Monty (to Shiro): You can beat them up!

This voice made the Idites crap themselves.

With these words, he teleports them to another place.

Monty: Once he's done, I'll teleport them back without  memory of everything and they won't be in Beacon anymore.

Glynda: I do not mind.

Yang: Finally they will leave.

Nora: Plus there is no CRDL command.

They wanted to continue until...

HAZARD ON!

And then the screams followed.

Ruby: What was it?

Paradox: Nothing, keep watching.

/Death Battle/

The scene begins with Mei standing in the middle of the forest and Chun-Li walking towards her. They greet each other and take positions.

FIGHT!

Chun-Li: Kikoken!

Chun-Li launches a Kikoken at her, but Mai dodges with a roll. She throws a jumping elbow, fanning, and hitting her from below. Mai throws Elbow Kick, High Kick, Jump Kick, kicks from below, starts to attack her with fans and at the end performs Drop Kick and she flies away.

Peach: Ms. Shiranui seems to have a faster reaction time than Ms. Chun-Li.

Chun-Li falls and Mai runs to her, she recovers and kicks her when gets up. Mai uses her pyrokinesis, Chun-Li dodges and gets behind Mai. She grabs Mai and throws her aside.

Mai gets up, Chun-Li hits her with Hazanshu / Axe Kick, Spinning High Kick, body punch with open palms, High Kick and Axe Kick, slaps her to face and delivers Lightning Legs.

Yang: She really slapped her! HAHAHA!

Mai wakes up and throws fans at Chun-Li. Chun-Li blocks them, but the latter turns out to be fiery, which causes her to open up. Mei attacks her from above and attacks her with fans, she throws to her, but Chun-Li blocked it. Chun-li performs the Senretsu Kyaku technique, dealing significant damage to Mai.

Blake: Chun-Li has more advantage. Mai got quite a lot.

Mai is thrown aside, Chun-Li attacks her, but Mai does a backflip and knocks her down.

This pose gave everyone a beautiful image of Mai's swaying buttocks.

Yang & Ilia: Nice bootie.

Mai starts to climb the tree and Chun-Li follows her. They start a fight between the trees and Mai manages to hit Chun-Li and she falls.

Chun-Li: Spinning Bird Kick!

Penny (in confused): How it works?

Chun-Li uses , to take off, breaking the law of physics, and attacks Mai.

Taking advantage of the fact that Mai is still recovering, Chun-Li charging Kikosho.

Emerald: If she doesn't hurry, it will be too late.

Mai successfully dodges before Chun-Li finishes charging him. She grabs it with her feet and hits it against a branch, then kicks it into the trunk of a tree. Chun-Li starts to fall, Mai wraps herself in flames, follows her and slams her to the ground. With Chun-Li still in flames, Mai uses her pyrokinesis and blasts Chun-Li. In place of that one, only a charred black skeleton remained.

K.O.!

Mai: Nippon Ichi! (Japan's Best!) *her tits is swaying*

Jaune: Okay, that was a little creepy.

Saphron: I will throw up.

RESULTS:

Boomstick: Boobs win!

Yang & Nora: It's right!

Wiz: Chun-Li may be a bit tougher and quicker than Mai, and her professional training even prepared her for the fake-out ruse. However, her arsenal pales in comparison to that of Mai's. With her pyrokinesis and steel fans, Mai had superior range and energy-based attacks.

Ren: That's right, Chun-Li didn't have that many special moves compared to Mai.

Blake: Chun-Li was too direct and this gave Mai the advantage.

Boomstick: And while Chun's a beast in close corners combat, her straightforward approach was a bad matchup against Mai's ninja training.

Weiss: That's right.

Wiz: It was certainly a close match, but Mai's nimbleness and firepower eventually won out.

Boomstick: Chun-Li's never looked hotter.

Yang smirking.

Wiz: The winner is Mai Shiranui.

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