One day, I'm going to go to all the old churches in the world and refurbish them all. I hate old churches with all that is within me. Maybe it's the smell of old perfume that always caused me to hack in the middle of service, or the old stained glass windows that creep the heck out of me, or maybe it was that creepy sculpture that always stood at the back of the church. The one with Jesus hanging on the cross and he always seems to be staring at you. I just don't like old churches.

We were now entering an old church.

It was very tall with a long teepl at the top. It had stained glass windows, yes the ones I hate, and looked like it was from the Cretaceous period. It needed needed a new paint job, for sure, and had about a million spider webs.

I also hate spiders.

So far, this place has about every single thing I hate, besides Dora. Dora is the most annoying kids TV show ever. Every time it comes on, I want to throw the freaking remote at the freaking TV so freaking Dora freaking dies. Worst of all, I had a crush on her when I was younger. My parents said I was absolutely in love with her and every time Diego was in the episode, I would get so jealous that I would actually throw the remote at the TV.

Some things just don't change.

The door creaked as Benny opened it. I jumped a little bit from the sound which caused Benny to smirk and look back at me.

"You scared?" I scoffed and rolled my eyes.

"As if," I rolled closely behind him as we roamed through the dark. "We're in a church, it's not like there's gonna be a ghost or something." He nodded slowly and we went through the pews.

"Ghost, most likely not, but demons? Well, there's no promises there. I had to lock up here, once, and it was pitch black. So I was about to leave when there was fog everywhere that came from nowhere. Then I heard something lauging behind me and something else was tugging my shirt towards the fo-"

"Shut up," I whispered, fear taking my voice. Churches also freak me out. Suddenly, I heard it. Laughter coming from my right. I screamed loudly and wheeled away as fast as I could push myself.

"Benny, kill it!" I yelled. "Oh, Lord! Holy water! Where's the holy water? Aha! A Bible! Throw a freaking Bible at its head!" Once I grabbed onto a bible, I circled back around to see Benny lying on the floor. He was shaking.

"Jacob," He said, voice much deeper and raspier.

"Oh, heck no! Don't you dare posses him!" I chucked the Bible at Benny ' s head expecting to hear the hissing sound, like in the movies, and Benny to return back to normal.

"What the...? Benny didn't finish his sentence because it was cut off by laughter. He snorted a few times and I just looked at him bewildered.

"What the actual fuc-" My sentence was cut off by his hand covering my mouth.

"We're in a church," he said still in laughter. "Your mouth will come off if you say that."

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I had a very fun time writing this chapter. Just a filler, though. Vote and Comment if you laughed.
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