MY BROTHER IS DA BEST OH MAH GAWD-

HE JUST GAVE MEH MTN DEW ;W; AND IT TASTES AMAZING- not only cause its non diet- BUT ITS WATERMELON QWQ- or as it says it is major melon- 

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- i havent had non- diet mtn dew before qwq its amazing-

da brotha of mine walked into my room and went like

Brother: *looks to the stairs and behind him then to me with something behind/on the side of him*

Me: .w. ?

Brother: *hands me a can* shhhhh- hush-

Me: *gasp and scree* OH MEH GUD- YESHHHH QWQ *holds can close to chest*

Brother: *walks back to his room laughing with his girlfriend telling her what he just did*

Me: ;W; mah brother amazing and funny- *le happy tear*

WELP lol bai-